Segata Sanshiro > Chuck Norris!!

[Javert]

The short documentary and his commercials:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50

Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller, as well as mentally by breaking piles of bricks with his head. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teach them a lesson. Sanshiro is a serious man with a firm sense of duty, who believes that playing video games is one of the most treasured activities in life.

Sega fan or not, you will bow to him, worship his creed of intensive gaming, and admit that Segata > Chuck.

His Music Video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=joNwYPdEBTc

 

[Icarusintel]

Shit, I'd forgotten about him. True enough, he is one of the ultimate badasses. A god amongst men.

 

[Fliko]

Segata SANSHIRO!

 

[Laivasse]

Oh gosh, I'm ashamed that this is new to me.

Segata Sanshiro says 'SEGA SATAAHN, SHIRO!!' Legend.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

all bow before his greatness.

 

[Warbie]

'Those who do not commit themselves to EXTREME GAMING
Will Find their bodies severly beaten'!


Can't argue with that.

 

[Adabiviak]

ROFL! I had never seen him before - that's super funny! The baseball ad was the best. I had to sig one of the ad quotes.

 

[Dalamari]

We all know the #1 manliest man of all time is Bear Grylls

**** this kid and his Sega Saturn

However, it was quite funny

 

[Javert]

In reply:
(I couldn't find the original, so I just remade it.)

 

[Uriel]

The funniest one is when he picks up the guy, throws him, and he explodes.

 

[Shift]

You do realise, that Bear Grylls is a fake and is being investigated lool.

Who the **** is this Chuck Norris anyway, I here his name many times but I haven't a clue who he is <deploys flame shield>

 

[Jintor]

Oh jebus, awesome.

 

[Remus]

Who the **** is this Chuck Norris anyway, I here his name many times but I haven't a clue who he is <deploys flame shield>

You've been leaving under a rock right? :|

I assume you also have no idea who Bruce Lee is then, huh?

 

[jimbo118]

lol @ his last ad...

 

[Shift]

You've been leaving under a rock right? :|

I assume you also have no idea who Bruce Lee is then, huh?

Bruce Lee is one of my idols lol, I was wise to deploy a flame shield, just tell me already.

 

[Combine Hybrid]

Sega replaced segata sanshiro with a space girl chick as a marketing icon...

 

[Jintor]

Bruce Lee is one of my idols lol, I was wise to deploy a flame shield, just tell me already.

Search "Chuck Noris Facts" and then hide from his deadly roundhouse kick.

 

[Eejit]

Bruce Lee is one of my idols lol, I was wise to deploy a flame shield, just tell me already.

Living under a rock = living where Chuck Norris' Texas Ranger series isn't shown on TV?

You can't even compare Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, one is a legend the world over and star of many films, the other had a TV series in the US where he kicked things and fought and shit.

 

[Dalamari]

You do realise, that Bear Grylls is a fake and is being investigated lool.

I don't care if the show is fake, he's still climbed Everest with a back broken in 3 places, and he was still in the SAS/French Foreign Legion

 

[Jintor]

Living under a rock = living where Chuck Norris' Texas Ranger series isn't shown on TV?

You can't even compare Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, one is a legend the world over and star of many films, the other had a TV series in the US where he kicked things and fought and shit.

It's more like living where the internet can't reach you.

Do the dirty and search for Chuck Norris facts already.

 

[Eejit]

I read them a long time ago but it's all just like meaningless bs copies of the Mr. T/Van Diesel facts if you've never heard of the guy.

 

[Jintor]

*shrugs*

Just another Internet Fad. But still, SEGATA SANSHIRO.

What an awesome ad.