Send in the SWAT monkey.

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If it worked...it would be the sweetest thing in the history of sweet things. Imagine it: terrorists chilling with hostage, vent opens, monkey with rambo gun pops out, and mows em down, leads hostages out...
 
spookymooky said:
If it worked...it would be the sweetest thing in the history of sweet things. Imagine it: terrorists chilling with hostage, vent opens, monkey with rambo gun pops out, and mows em down, leads hostages out...
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HAHA, and you gotta factor at least a 10 second drop in terrorist reaction time due to the WTF! factor a monkey would have on them.
 
Yes it's finaly happened. They finally have replaced people In arizona with monkeys!
 
ACLeroK212 said:
HAHA, and you gotta factor at least a 10 second drop in terrorist reaction time due to the WTF! factor a monkey would have on them.
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precisely.
 
they should give the monkey rabies too, it'd make him even more crazy and bite the bad guys
 
/me Smokes cigar

"Get your filthy stinking paws off me! You DAMN DIRTY APE!"

I'l finaly get to say that :D
 
Truelove, who declined an interview request from Reuters, told the newspaper that the idea came to him in a dream about 18 months ago.
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There's nothing in that sentence that isn't ridiculous. His surname for starters - eeeew.

Farrowlesparrow said:
"Get your filthy stinking paws off me! You DAMN DIRTY APE!"

I'l finaly get to say that :D
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Wouldn't that technically be insulting a police officer?
 
When I saw that el Chi posted, the first thing that came to mind were monkey sexual favors.
 
So..he got the idea for 'S.W.A.T monkey' from a dream he had over a year ago? Also, wouldn't "Get your filthy hands off me you DAMN DIRTY PIG!" be more insulting..or are cops refered to as apes in the UK?
 
bvasgm said:
So..he got the idea for 'S.W.A.T monkey' from a dream he had over a year ago? Also, wouldn't "Get your filthy hands off me you DAMN DIRTY PIG!" be more insulting..or are cops refered to as apes in the UK?
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The quote being from Planet of the Apes, the cop referred to as a damn dirty ape being the SWAT monkey.
 
Shens said:
When I saw that el Chi posted, the first thing that came to mind were monkey sexual favors.
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Now THAT'S an idea!
Why spend money training these things to negotiate with terrorists and defuse bombs when we could get them to... Erm. I mean... LOOK BEHIND YOU!
<el Chi runs>
 
el Chi said:
Now THAT'S an idea!
Why spend money training these things to negotiate with terrorists and defuse bombs when we could get them to... Erm. I mean... LOOK BEHIND YOU!
<el Chi runs>
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Because monkeys have sharp teeth.
 
el Chi said:
Now THAT'S an idea!
Why spend money training these things to negotiate with terrorists and defuse bombs when we could get them to... Erm. I mean... LOOK BEHIND YOU!
<el Chi runs>
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Or if you value any dignity you might have left, don't look behind you and pretend its just a hairy man.
 
I got the 'Planet of the Apes' referece, but what was confusing was when he said 'wouldn't that be technically insulting a police officer?' Basically from that I assumed cops in the UK must be refered to as apes [like pig here]. But I suddenly realized that the police officer that he was refering to was none other than: S.W.A.T Monkey! Reading your post helped clear things up too.
 
Trunk Monkey is cool, just wish he came with a remote control.
 
lol i totally wanna see a video of this monkey in action.

*S.W.A.T Monkey walks into a bank robbery in progress

Anonymous Criminal A: Holy shit dude, a monkey in a SWAT shit! hahaha

Anonymous Criminal B: That is so damn co--

BLAM BLAM BLAM...BLAM BLAM....BLAM

Radio: Nice work Bongo, report back to base for bananas and cookies
 
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