Serious situation, serious messages

[Sheepo]

Yesterday I recieved a text message from an unfamiliar, strange number.

My phone, 10/4/08:

Hi fred happy birthday! I wish you more birthdays to come and long life mostly good health... Take care...

-recieved 8:32 am

Thanks Tim. You're such a good friend. Love you always

After an extended amount of time without response

Tim? Are you okay?

Later, while searching for a trash can with my loling friends

Where are the trash cans?

Hi what trash can? Is this Fred Eckel?where are you now?how are you now hope reply me its me cora still remember me?

-recieved 12:32 pm

Of course it's Fred! I guess I lost your number Cora. Sorry I assumed you were Tim. Him and me have this joke about trash cans. I moved to Saffron city in Georgia a while back. I've missed you so much.

How is your life there?i tought you forget me but i know you dont,me i never forget you i always try to contact but no reply, call me here if you have fre

e time take care

For some reason this message was split into two parts^

My lifes pretty great! What have you been up to?

Its good but me not since i comebck here i left to my house i stay to my daughter,if i did not reply it means i dont have load this is my no.take care

I could not make any sense out of this message, nor could my friends whom I forwarded it to, other than her having a daughter...

How's your daughter?

Several hours later...

Cora? Are you mad at me?

I think she may have me figured out. What should I do?

 

[Krynn72]

What?

 

[Sheepo]

I do not know this person. I convinced her she had the right number. She is an idiot. She may have figured it out.

 

[Kamikazie]

What do you mean, figured you out? Were you secretly trying to get in her pants so she could have another kid?

EDIT: If you didn't know her, why are you so upset that she may have "figured you out"

 

[Sheepo]

Obviously. I think she's figured out her mistake and is ignoring me. I would rather she believed it, because getting messages from her is funny as shit

 

[Krynn72]

I do not know this person.

Vital information such as this should be included with the post haha.

How is she an idiot? She thinks you're someone who she hasnt talked to in a long time, and she only thinks that because you're pretending to be. HAHA OMG SHE SO DUM LOLOL!!

Thats like giving a blind person a one dollar bill instead of the 20 that you owe her and calling her dumb because she cant tell.

 

[Tyguy]

What do you mean, figured you out? Were you secretly trying to get in her pants so she could have another kid?

EDIT: If you didn't know her, why are you so upset that she may have "figured you out"

he means she might of realized it wasnt fred. he didnt say he was upset. jeez

 

[bam23]

Serious business.

 

[Sheepo]

Did you read what she sent?

Also, I told her I lived in a city from pokemon

Edit: This is a response to Kryyn's post

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I applaud your effort as I would never do such a thing. I chuckled a bit. I also knew Saffron city is from Pokemon.

 

[Saturos]

Call the cops. Some weird guy must've kidnapped and tied up your friend Cora somewhere and is now trying to figure out where you live so he can do the same to you and much more.

No seriously. :|

Oh, I would never give addresses, phone numbers, or any other personal info over a text. No telling who's on the other side even if it's to a person you know well. I'm paranoid like that.

 

[Sheepo]

Call the cops. Some weird guy must've kidnapped and tied up your friend Cora somewhere and is now trying to figure out where you live so he can do the same to you and much more.

No seriously. :|

Oh, I would never give addresses, phone numbers, or any other personal info over a text. No telling who's on the other side even if it's to a person you know well. I'm paranoid like that.

Other than my number, which she apparently already had, I've given her no information

 

[Krynn72]

Did you read what she sent?

Also, I told her I lived in a city from pokemon

Edit: This is a response to Kryyn's post

I didnt recognize the city either, so that makes me dumb? Or are you referring to how she writes? For one, its on a cell phone, and secondly its obvious she isnt a native english speaker. Thats how a lot of people who speak another language write in English.

 

[Sheepo]

I didn't say you were dumb for not knowing Saffron city. And I'm fairly sure she doesn't have RJMC syndrome

 

[<RJMC>]

someone like that happened to me once

it was a message saying something like

"we are going up there,how much is left?"

I replyed

"go down"

and them after a time I got a call that was like

caller:"hey why you told us to go down we have to get up again"
me:"what? what is this? this is in berlin germany,who are you?"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I didnt recognize the city either, so that makes me dumb? Or are you referring to how she writes? For one, its on a cell phone, and secondly its obvious she isnt a native english speaker. Thats how a lot of people who speak another language write in English.

Or retarded teenagers. ******.

 

[Kamikazie]

he means she might of realized it wasnt fred. he didnt say he was upset. jeez

I didn't mean the ;( kind of upset. I meant when someone seeks help for a situation that was just a stupid mistake that a person made and had realized it to which they aren't going to text that person anymore for the reason that they don't want to be made a fool out of any longer.

Jeez.

 

[Krynn72]

But one of the reason you said she was dumb was that she didnt realize you said you lived in a pokemon city. And I'm fairly sure she does have RJMC syndrome, because I've dealt with a lot of spanish speaking people over the interbutts and its exactly how they write when they're learning it or only speak english very little.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

She's probably a white teenager.

/discussion

 

[Kamikazie]

Or she's Willie.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

someone like that happened to me once

it was a message saying something like

"we are going up there,how much is left?"

I replyed

"go down"

and them after a time I got a call that was like

caller:"hey why you told us to go down we have to get up again"
me:"what? what is this? this is in berlin germany,who are you?"

/tears ;laugh:

 

[Krynn72]

She's probably a white teenager.

/discussion

LIke ThAt GiRL wHo wROtE liKe ThIS oN YouR MySPacE paGE?

 

[Saturos]

Other than my number, which she apparently already had, I've given her no information

This is a good reason why I never liked text messaging though. I need to hear the person's voice or see their face. Just one of many cliques I have with today's technology that I don't trust.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

LIke ThAt GiRL wHo wROtE liKe ThIS oN YouR MySPacE paGE?

But she wasn't white. You ******. :/


Sheepo, tell her you are watching her and that if she blocks your number or ignores you, she'll die.

 

[Sheepo]

le sigh Halflife2.net. I guess this thing has run it's course. One of these days I'll go out in a blaze of glory, and call her with my friends.

 

[Krynn72]

This is a good reason why I never liked text messaging though. I need to hear the person's voice or see their face. Just one of many cliques I have with today's technology that I don't trust.

A clique is a group of people. I think the phrase you're looking for is pet peeve.

But she wasn't white. You ******. :/

Point proven. White teenage girls tend to make some semblance of sense if you figure out their ridiculous acronyms. Non-white chicks tend to captialize random letters for no reason, and foreign language speakers tend to not make sense when speaking english. I winz

 

[MaSter0fDarKneZz]

happy birthday.

 

[Kamikazie]

LIke ThAt GiRL wHo wROtE liKe ThIS oN YouR MySPacE paGE?

.

Same person?

 

[Saturos]

A clique is a group of people. I think the phrase you're looking for is pet peeve.

I forgot about pet peeve. I have heard people call these things cliques though. Or maybe that definition is spelt "click".

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

FFFFFFFFFFFFfFFFFFFFFFF

I WILL SHIT IN THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR ASSHOLE no I won't ok.

 

[Krynn72]

I only have a left side to my asshole anyways.

 

[MJ12]

Eh, I don't think I'd do that to someone. I might play around a bit, but once I realized they were trying to contact a long lost friend I'd feel really bad and tell them that it was the wrong number.

 

[Sheepo]

From the sound of it, the long lost friend had no interest in being found.

 

[MJ12]

You don't know that, what if she's not some creepy stalker chick he used to know, and he misses her too, and he's all like "Oh, I thought you had forgotten about me!" and then they meet up and fall in love?

What if Sheppo, what if.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What if they're both just gigantic ******s that have a rocky relationship and should both just be shot in the asshole?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

...they... should both just be shot in the asshole

with a syringe filled with tranquilizer?

 

[Sheepo]

You don't know that, what if she's not some creepy stalker chick he used to know, and he misses her too, and he's all like "Oh, I thought you had forgotten about me!" and then they meet up and fall in love?

What if Sheppo, what if.

You mean nothing to me. Don't bother with an edit. The damage is done.

 

[Krynn72]

Carp. Sheppo is unamused.

 

[kineaesth]

Is that Sheepo and Seppo combined?

Also this thread is so not 'serious situation'.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

with a syringe filled with tranquilizer?

Filled with ****** brains.