Sex toy + Power Saw + sex = not a good idea

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Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.
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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

lol ...he rammed her with a freakin power saw

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gives a whole new meaning to the old saying



"Veni, vidi, vici"

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

although in this case it should be:

"I sawed, I conquered, I came"
 
So like, he didn't even bother to take the blade bit itself out? Freakin' hell.

Anyways, this is the most ridiculous news story I saw recently. Though the details are a little cut up.
 
Why not use a chainsaw for good measure!
 
Saw this at Sankaku Complex like 2 days ago and thought about posting it.

I wish I had, then I could say LOOK AT STERN REPOSTING AGAIN HAHAHAAH ******
 
He's a cut above the rest.

I must say I am disappointed in the lack of puns in this thread.

Also, cut the guy some slack, he's probably saw-wee.
 
DrWALT will make it better

this is very poor

he made a Hit-at-chi

anyways that way stupid of them.
 
people, people. let's not RUNNNN-RUNNN-RUNNNN at conclusions.
 
I bet when they where doing it they didnt saw it coming
 
they must have been serrated

hahaha sedated
 
I bet they jammed the dildo on the bade and said "hey, it's covered up now". Then when they started to use it, it cut right through the dildo into her. :LOL:
 
hool10 said:
I bet they jammed the dildo on the bade and said "hey, it's covered up now". Then when they started to use it, it cut right through the dildo into her. :LOL:
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thats exactly what happened. pretty ridiculous eh!
 
lol @ the last two comments.

Carrie said:
I read some of the earlier posts. It wasn't a chain saw. It was a saber saw. That's the one were the blade extends and then retreats. Some have a variable speed controlled by the trigger. With the device properly attached it can be quite an experience. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
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Wanda said:
I think the saber saw companies sell special attachments that are safer than a saw blade. My boyfriend uses one on me and we both enjoy it. We don't consider this kinky at all.
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