ShamWOW guy beaten to pulp by Hooker

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Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face
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his opponent:

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lol, he paid $1000 for that? and then was beaten to a pulp by that?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
 
Guess he's not so "Freakin' untouchable" anymore.

 
He wasn't really beaten up, title missleading.
Unless she kicked his ass after breaking her face...
 
i wonder if this means a nice deal on ShamWows
 
Stop screwing boring girls, stop having a boring life!
 
"His opponent" I love the fact that he punched her in the face several times. The shamwow guy whoopin' up on a hooker. Shit is so cash.
 
If this is fame, you can keep it.

(Granted fame from shamWOW was never going to be glamorous)
 
If I had the chance, I'd bite his tongue out too. Thats what he gets for being so obnoxious.
 
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating. Absolutely free!
 
I'm pretty sure he wants to chop her up right about now.
 
Come on, Vince. Stop paying for sex, you're throwing your money away.
 
Without even putting any pressure, 50% of the blood, right there.
 
compare that to the leading competitor, which gets saturated after only 20%!
 
He mustve cleaned up that hooker blood with THE ALL NEW SHAMWOW
 
:LOL: @ Azner.
Anyways, yeaaaa this guy just lost any prospects of furthering his career. Also am I the only one who thinks that prostitute is pretty freakin hot? I mean her vag is probably home to every disease imaginable but still...


















I'd hit it.
 
Yeah, I was wondering what Stern's beef was, I found her to be rather attractive for a hooker.
 
Without even putting any pressure, 50% of the tongue, right there!
 
@ that video - :LOL: times a thousand, omg...
 
In the first pic is she wearing her shirt inside out and round the wrong way? And yeah I thought she was kinda hot(ish) for a hooker.
 
He put the Sham-pow on her ass. Also, i'd hit that, with a condom present.
 
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