Shaving, eh?

For some reason I thought that this was FarrowleSparrow's thread.
 
holy shit that was a funny ****ing read.

also, farrowlesparrow cut his hair not shaved it...
 
Yeah, women don't have massive amounts of hair back there. At least, most... *shudders at the thought*

Anyway, the story's moral is indeed correct. Men really shouldn't ever shave their unmentionables. We are the kings of the jungle, and as such we must look that way! Grooming is permitted, however.
 
JNightshade said:
Anyway, the story's moral is indeed correct. Men really shouldn't ever shave their unmentionables. We are the kings of the jungle, and as such we must look that way! Grooming is permitted, however.
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Grooming? How painful would it be to accidently come across a tangle or something.......
 
Bait said:
How do the ladies manage then?
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Either one of us here is very niave (could be me, but i think thats unlikely)

But my thoughts were...blokes get arse hair, the ladies don't. Leg hair yes, but those arses remain hairless-peaches :)
 
O contraire, you're a bit naive. As awful as it is to discuss, ladies' asses don't remain hairless peaches. As with every other part of a woman, they require hygene and care.

Ok, this thread has officially grossed me out... if you need me I'll be in General Games Chat.
 
Well i'm going to stick with the ladies who seem to be able to have little or none to begin with, its going to be the first check. Hello...drop your jeans. Apart from that, i'm pretty sure the growth from males to females is greatly reduced, in fact i'm still finding it hard to believe theres such a thing as female arse hair. This is wrong to be discussing this, you are correct.
 
I saw really hairy porn once. Chicks definitely get ass hair.

::Says this as im just about to leave for church::
 
HAHAHA. You're both right- they get hairy down there, but nowhere near the level men have. I mean, oh god... now I'm really done with this thread. For serious.
 
JNightshade said:
now I'm really done with this thread. For serious.
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We'd like to believe you this time, we really would.
 
personally - i dont know whether porn has done this to me but - for me a woman must be hairless except for her head and eyes :)
and i dont care how much it might hurt :E
 
Ikerous said:
I saw really hairy porn once. Chicks definitely get ass hair.

::Says this as im just about to leave for church::
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avoid french porn, nasty i tell you !
 
Muffin Man said:
avoid french porn, nasty i tell you !
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Surely german would be worse...but i'd rather not think about it.
 
I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
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For Great Justice.
 
What he should of one, if he was as smart as me, is get a little pair of scissors and clip it as short as you can.
 
halflife2.net's thread quality has reached an entirely new low.

however, after visiting hlfallout this morning, i no longer feel like our threads suck.
 
Ennui said:
halflife2.net's thread quality has reached an entirely new low.

however, after visiting hlfallout this morning, i no longer feel like our threads suck.
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This is a very important and informational thread for both male, as well some of the hairier female, members of the forums. :dork:
 
I agree with Razor. I think this thread is nutritious, in a good way. Though we do need some good threads.
 
Thank you, thank you for that little nugget of wisdom! Do you perhaps have any more tidbits of intelligence to share?
 
JNightshade said:
Thank you, thank you for that little nugget of wisdom! Do you perhaps have any more tidbits of intelligence to share?
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Belgian girls shave too
 
Sounds like they blocked us D:

Deploy teh DDOS machineh!
 
JNightshade said:
Thank you, thank you for that little nugget of wisdom! Do you perhaps have any more tidbits of intelligence to share?
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Some of my closer female friends even wax. No stubble ftw! Netherlands here btw
 
Of course, any assumptions made about an entire country's female population because of a few women are completely correct.
 
SimonomiS said:
Of course, any assumptions made about an entire country's female population because of a few women are completely correct.
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You're just jealous because the UK has ugly women and the only hawt girls you have are the ones on this forum.
 
Beerdude26 said:
You're just jealous because the UK has ugly women and the only hawt girls you have are the ones on this forum.
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Sorry to say it but... HE SPEAKS OF THE TRUTH.
 
ummm? isnt Kate Beckinsale from the UK? and Keira Knightley?
 
Spicy Tuna said:
ummm? isnt Kate Beckinsale from the UK? and Keira Knightley?
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Kate Beckinsale on the subject of shaving when asked by Jonathan Ross:
"Since I live in the US I am as bald as a billiard ball."
 
I knew a guy who shaved his crack to improve his ice-skating speed. After winning a few laps he was in a world of hurt :|
 
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