Shawn Johnson - taco pop

What a shitty commercial. Also, those two guys were on Ultimate Ninja Warrior on the G4 network.
 
Wow that is not a respectable commercial for her!

"I want my taco to pop." - Shawn Johnson

You vagina-noobs know that means "I want to lose my virginity" right?

I wonder if she even knew that when she made the commercial.

Seriously.
 
No, she was referring to how my sauce burst right through her seal without me ever penetrating her.
 
It's ok, still 8 months to go before it's illegal for me.
 
Boy, now that's the American dream. Win a gold medal and become an advertising piece for a food brand. If you're lucky, you'll advertise multiple brands.

Makes me shed a tear.
 
I have tonight to look at all the pseudosexual underage girls I can. I may need help.
 
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