shooting threat at my school

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So yea I show up today and they were evacuating the school, so the question: should I go back tomorrow yay or nay? The answer would obviously be hell no, but I work there so its alittle different. Anyways the school is called Eastfield College, watch for us.
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Shit is crazy, nothing happened today but chances are it could end up happening sometime soon.
 
Be the **** careful man.

Figure out some clever place to hide if you have to... that nobody in their right mind would find you without doing a thorough search through the school. Some non obvious place they'd have no chance of finding you before the cops get there and take them out.

Chances are things won't happen, as threats happen all the time, but you should be prepared.
 
Yea, you don't live too far from me..channel 11 and 8 were there..I've been watching but I didn't hear anything yet.
 
This happened a few times at our school.

And bomb threats.

Just BS to miss school, never anything serious.

People who are going to shoot up schools don't threaten.

Threats like this happen all the time, don't worry one bit.
 
So yea I show up today and they were evacuating the school, so the question: should I go back tomorrow yay or nay? The answer would obviously be hell no, but I work there so its alittle different. Anyways the school is called Eastfield College, watch for us.
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Shit is crazy, nothing happened today but chances are it could end up happening sometime soon.

Shoot the f*cker first then.
 
This happened a few times at our school.

And bomb threats.

Just BS to miss school, never anything serious.

People who are going to shoot up schools don't threaten.

Threats like this happen all the time, don't worry one bit.
True, did the virigina tech guy threaten first? Idk, I assume not.
 
Definitely not. It definitely would've been in the news and it was a big ass deal around these parts.
 
Sheepo you know anyone who died in the shootings or anything? Do you live close by?
 
Not too close, but I know one of the families who lost somebody. There is no way the shooting could have been that devastating after being given warning though, regardless of the fact that there was no coverage. While the majority of vast threats do turn out to be bullshit, it really only increases the likelihood it will occur, even if it's still unlikely as shit.
 
remember the zig-zag!

...or was that for crocodiles?

It's the bunny hop when being shot at.


We had a crow infestation at my college, hundreds of crows would roost right outside of a couple of the dorms and would wake people up at 4:00 A.M. Eventually, we started hearing gunshots, right about the time that they normally roost. Everybody thought that it was just the agriculture majors with their shotguns. It turns out that it was campus maintenance with flare guns, to scare the birds away. Nobody bats an eye around here about guns. There's even a move to allow conceal-and-carry on campus.
 
bring a gun and use the experience you gained trough videogames and save the day

you: not in MY school!*jumps to vents*
-------later-----------------------
newspaper:"kids saves school from armed ninjas attack"
 
Wow, events at my school are always lame and overblown. Last year, my drawing teacher was arrested for raping a girl over twenty years ago. Later in the year, there was a bomb threat that turned out to be one of my best friends who wrote a joke on forchan about having a grenade or something. Both times, the media completely over-exaggerated what happened.
 
Wow, events at my school are always lame and overblown. Last year, my drawing teacher was arrested for raping a girl over twenty years ago. Later in the year, there was a bomb threat that turned out to be one of my best friends who wrote a joke on forchan about having a grenade or something. Both times, the media completely over-exaggerated what happened.

Your friend wasn't pressed with federal charges? I'm surprised.
 
That's ****ing nothing! At my College we had a bomb, a bomb threat, and a hazardous waste threat. In that order, on consecutive days.

bilde
 
There's this one building at my university that supposedly gets a few bomb threats around finals time. Interestingly I think it's the liberal arts/humanities that use that building... the majors where it seems like you'd be least likely to actually need to postpone a final.

Anyhow, hope nothing happens there.

We had one incident at my high school where a kid really did bring a weapon, but one of his friends told the administrators about it so the police were able to get it from the locker and stop whatever might have happened.
 
All you guys are noobs any ways. I have a tale far worse than any of these things. It was in one of my old kiddie schools at an age I can't remember , anyways , I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands (for reasons I can't remember) and the sights that I saw that day will haunt me for the rest of my life. There was shit everywhere. It was up the walls , in the sinks , smeared over the things you dry your hands on , chunks in the urinals , turdy hand prints on the walls , foot prints on the damn ceiling for gods sake! And the worst part was that there was a faecal face print on one of the mirrors. The whole place stank so bad I just had to get out of there. I returned at a later time to find the Janitor had sealed the door with tape and a wet floor sign in an attempt to cover it up , but I will never forget what I saw there.

This ladies and gentlemen was NOT a made up story it is all 100% true and factual. Now what do you think of all these bomb threats and shooting threats? You should be glad they are not threatening to unleash the shit demon in your lavatories.
 
That's ****ing nothing! At my College we had a bomb, a bomb threat, and a hazardous waste threat. In that order, on consecutive days.

It's all that support for gay marriage... destroying your Iowan society!
 
All you guys are noobs any ways. I have a tale far worse than any of these things. It was in one of my old kiddie schools at an age I can't remember , anyways , I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands (for reasons I can't remember) and the sights that I saw that day will haunt me for the rest of my life. There was shit everywhere. It was up the walls , in the sinks , smeared over the things you dry your hands on , chunks in the urinals , turdy hand prints on the walls , foot prints on the damn ceiling for gods sake! And the worst part was that there was a faecal face print on one of the mirrors. The whole place stank so bad I just had to get out of there. I returned at a later time to find the Janitor had sealed the door with tape and a wet floor sign in an attempt to cover it up , but I will never forget what I saw there.

This ladies and gentlemen was NOT a made up story it is all 100% true and factual. Now what do you think of all these bomb threats and shooting threats? You should be glad they are not threatening to unleash the shit demon in your lavatories.

That's a shitty story.
 
UPDATE:
I just talked to my boss, and he said that noone called in threatening to shoot the school...it was someone warning us that there was a guy planning to. :O
 
the obvious solution is to buy more guns and distribute them to staff and students. Everybody's safe
 
Which is the prankster's attempt at avoiding people trying to track him down. Just trying to act as an anonymous tip.
 
Nobody is safe, only safer.

safer in the sense that if someone starts shooting, everybody can start shooting back. who cares who started shooting, let god sort it out

like shooting fish in a barrel, with an M-60, 2 inches from the fish while in the barrel and the fish shoot back
 
safer in the sense that if someone starts shooting, everybody can start shooting back. who cares who started shooting, let god sort it out

like shooting fish in a barrel, with an M-60, 2 inches from the fish while in the barrel and the fish shoot back

Except we're not in water and the vibrations won't kill us!
 
no, we're not in the water, but they are in the water, with the fishes and the pew pew but it sounds more like bang bang
 
We used to have bomb threats (also occasionally gang threats/scares but we'd stay in school, there'd just be 10x the usual police there and possibly metal detectors). If someone's going to shoot up a school they aren't going to call first.

Vegeta seems to know a little too much about school shooting psychology :borg:

I'm a total fiend for it personally. I have a grotesque fascination with the psychology and circumstances behind school shootings / shooters. I guess trying to understand what can drive a person to hate other people / not care so much that they would do such an awful thing. I have a 1000 page PDF of the journals, school papers, notes etc of the Columbine killers, and it's just interesting as hell to me to read it and try to get as acquainted with them as possible and try to understand how they think. The moral gravity of coming to school heavily armed and murdering as many of your classmates as possible more or less at random is so incredibly massive... something is wrong with our society if people can be driven to hate it so much, and nobody even notices they're that alienated and unhappy until they come to school with a glock and shoot 30 people.

Also very weird because I have a friend who was the dark, angry shoot-up-your school type, and some of the stuff in Eric Harris's journal reminds me a lot of my friend's journal from when he was maybe 13-15. Guess it's good I was there to mitigate his anger until he figured his way out socially.
 
ennui, read my last post. Also yea vegeta, probably a prank...but someone in here said there was actually a hostage. Don't know if thats true(probably not)...supposedly the cops were telling some of the teachers that earlier..
 
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