should i go to mass?

so?

  • yes

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • no

    Votes: 10 38.5%

  • go to a gay bar or something...money better spent

    Votes: 12 46.2%
  • Total voters
    26
jverne

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since everybody knows i'm a diehard catholic...

don't know, probably it's the nostalgic feeling or something similar. but it's most definitely not appeal of their ideology. maybe even curiosity.

the only thing that bothers me is, that i don't know if i'll have enough courage to not pay that dude who stea...emm...collects money while looking him in the eyes.
i'm such a pussy when it comes to empathy.
 
What the **** are you talking about? Should you go to Massachusetts? I don't know, man...
 
oh and if anybody thinks this is some kind of change in ideology, please kick yourself in the nuts.
 
don't go to church man, waste of time and money. sounds like your just lonely. church is a scam that makes you feel better but your wallet hurts. better yet just donate some money or time at a homeless shelter. you'll feel better about yourself. also you gotta ask yourself does church make you feel better or worse
 
So don't go.. You think you'll go to hell for not going to a building once a week? I doubt God cares if he's real (that's not meant to start an argument), he'd probably rather you do something useful/helpful with your time rather than listening to a guy talk from a book for an hour and having him gauge (sp?) you for money. Donate to charity or do some community service or something.

See, agnostics can empathize.
 
****...you guys are serious???

i'm not lonely FFS or afraid of going to hell or some stupid shit like that. damn you guys!

i'm doing it just for experience, nothing else. maybe to see what's going on in there. curiosity nothing more.
 
jverne said:
****...you guys are serious???

i'm not lonely FFS or afraid of going to hell or some stupid shit like that. damn you guys!

i'm doing it just for experience, nothing else. maybe to see what's going on in there. curiosity nothing more.
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when was the last time you went?? break the habit of handing $$ over to a man you barely know. we had a pastor at our last church that took the collection money and used it for his son to pay off a debt. that was the last time i went to church, its all full of scams
 
Well than, what's stopping you from going to check it out? Just go after mass, that way you don't have to listen or donate money.
 
Isn't mass usually at like 5am? Why would you get up that early for anything, much less religion?
 
Warped said:
when was the last time you went?? break the habit of handing $$ over to a man you barely know. we had a pastor at our last church that took the collection money and used it for his son to pay off a debt. that was the last time i went to church, its all full of scams
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sorry but i thought i literally stank of atheism, obviously not enough.


when was i the last time? hmm...8 or something years ago. i know it's a scam, that's why i don't want to give any money. i was just planning to go there sit down in the back rows and listen at what's going on.
 
jverne said:
sorry but i thought i literally stank of atheism, obviously not enough.


when was i the last time? hmm...8 or something years ago. i know it's a scam, that's why i don't want to give any money. i was just planning to go there sit down in the back rows and listen at what's going on.
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this!
 
You know that internet rules state that you're going to lose no matter what.
 
Druggies support terrorism!

Churches support terrorism!


I say if you go, make a big commotion about everything.
 
bring someone to go with you. sit in the back and doodle on a piece of paper. worked for me many many times
 
Warped said:
bring someone to go with you. sit in the back and doodle on a piece of paper. worked for me many many times
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I used to doodle on the back of the offering slips
 
Me and my brother used to hit eachother with the tiny little bibles they got at the sides of the pews.

Everyone's got their thang.
 
Church doesn't waste your money.

They pass a dinner plate around with money on it. Just take some when no one is looking.
 
L3N!N said:
Church doesn't waste your money.

They pass a dinner plate around with money on it. Just take some when no one is looking.
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They are always looking. They operate like a casino.
 
I guess my question would be, what's eating at your curiosity? Why has this suddenly dawned on you?
 
jverne said:
since everybody knows i'm a diehard catholic...

don't know, probably it's the nostalgic feeling or something similar. but it's most definitely not appeal of their ideology. maybe even curiosity.

the only thing that bothers me is, that i don't know if i'll have enough courage to not pay that dude who stea...emm...collects money while looking him in the eyes.
i'm such a pussy when it comes to empathy.
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I think you're seriously kinda ****ed if this is such a big deal to you. Also wtf are you talking about "i don't know if i'll have enough courage to not pay that dude who stea...emm...collects money while looking him in the eyes." who the **** gets this upset over donations? I don't know. Are you paranoid? Do you just enjoy reveling in your hate for religions? If so, get a life.
 
You do know that you don't actually have to put any money in the collection thing don't you?
 
If you have to ask yourself if you should go back to mass, you're already going to hell

Stay home and have a wank, enjoy atheism
 
You'd probably have done better to draw a pentagram and ask Satan himself if you should go over posting a helplife thread. At least Satan believes in god.
 
jverne said:
****...you guys are serious???

i'm not lonely FFS or afraid of going to hell or some stupid shit like that. damn you guys!

i'm doing it just for experience, nothing else. maybe to see what's going on in there. curiosity nothing more.
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kneel, stand up, sit down, kneel, stand up, sit down praise the lord


go to a gay bar it's the same amount of kneeling without the praising the lord part ..well you could do that but your mouth might be full
 
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