Should policemen wear capes?

[Mr-Fusion]

Do you think policemen should wear capes?

Capes generally make people look awesome. Though there is a societal cliche that he who wears a cape is a raging homosexual. This is a cliche that should be abolished and replaced with LOGIC. Capes are ****ing awesome bitch and policemen should wear them to look like ****ing Darth Vader.

:|

 

[Baal]

Most people don't believe police are awesome, but everyone can agree Superman and Batman are awesome.

Therefore the awesomeness of capes can only be reserved for the likes of Superman and Batman.

 

[jondy]

Nah, people would just grab 'em.

 

[15357]

Um... our police wear cloaks (not always, though), does that count?


I have a different suggestion. Police should wear black motorcycle helmets and leather coats.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Provide pictures of these so called cloaks and we shall assess their awesomeness.

 

[15357]

Uh, the plastic raincoat-type ones. (Even when it's not raining D: they seem to wear them randomly)

 

[Cormeh]

Nah. They'd just get sucked into jet engines, tornados, tangled onto rockets....

No capes.

 

[Baal]

Nah. They'd just get sucked into jet engines, tornados, tangled onto rockets....

No capes.

I see you've researched this extensively.

 

[Cormeh]

I watch a lot of movies.

 

[Tagaziel]

Um... our police wear cloaks (not always, though), does that count?


I have a different suggestion. Police should wear black motorcycle helmets and leather coats.

<Commander> Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!
Preston knocks out the shotguns from the policemen hands and shoots them through their helmets.
<Commander> What?
Preston reloads.
<Commander> Oh shit, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Everyone should wear capes.

 

[Baal]

<Commander> Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!
Preston knocks out the shotguns from the policemen hands and shoots them through their helmets.
<Commander> What?
Preston reloads.
<Commander> Oh shit, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!

god damnit, I can't believe I didn't see Number's reference sooner.

I am ashamed.

 

[Asknoone]

I wear a cape.

 

[Steven]

Putin wears a cape.

 

[CyberPitz]

Police should wear a flaming skull head!

D:

 

[Remus]

Most people don't believe police are awesome, but everyone can agree Superman and Batman are awesome.

Superman, Batman and most comic book heroes for that matter look silly. Capes are completely useless. They are just about as old fashioned as the the big hats that the queen's royal guards wear LOL.

The police should wear this

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[Pulse]

The police should dress like pirates.

Fuck that would be cool.

 

[CyberPitz]

What if a plane comes by the police man? The cape would get sucked into the turbine, along with the police officer!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

[CptStern]

the police should drive around in mardi gras style floats with neon lights and flashing sirens ..their unforms should be multicoloured with flashing beacons and a large arrow over their heads ...none of this blending in with the rest of us crap, they should be visible from up to a km away


so yes capes would be mandatory

 

[Stigmata]

I think the police should wear armor suits made of Firepaste and just walk around while on fire. Who's going to commit a crime when they'd end up getting booked by four Ghost Riders?

 

[MiccyNarc]

Superman, Batman and most comic book heroes for that matter look silly. Capes are completely useless. They are just about as old fashioned as the the big hats that the queen's royal guards wear LOL.

The police should wear this

[youtube]PuMHhw_w1qs[/youtube]

Two words:
BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[Beerdude26]

They should give dragonscale armor to American tourists, like these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWrutEhngJc&mode=related&search=

 

[Remus]

Two words:
BOOM HEADSHOT!

One word: helmet. Made out of the same material.

 

[CyberPitz]

One word: helmet. Made out of the same material.

Alright then...

BOOM! TNT!

 

[Raziaar]

Capes are illegal to possess here in Texas.

 

[Deadline]

I watch a lot of movies.

Incredibles