The Monkey
The Freeman
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Where ist ze cleaning lady?!!?!?!
Where ist ze cleaning lady?!!?!?!
Maybe we should all start to post videos of our homes on youtube...
My dad's new wife set up the house so that it looks more christmassy than santa's own place. I'm deeply disturbed. She must have spent a thousand dollars on little figurines and all kinds of stupid shit.
Gah... well, I guess what makes her happy, eh. To me it reinforces the fact that I need to get another job and get the **** out.
I wish I knew what my christmas tree looked like, but whenever I try to look at it my eyes are immediately drawn to my single gift under the tree that will bring me infinite orgasm of music making pleasure. I then hyperventilate and wake up in a hospital 12 hours later.
Lots and lots of books. I take it you want us to believe that you are an intellectual, even though everyone here knows you are not
You should stop looking at your moms vibrator then.
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holy fecking shit. That's a nice sized tree....I'll have to snap a picture of someones tree thats down the road.. It's HUGE.
DO IT.Must... resist.... urge.... to paint penis red and green and upload picture....
EEEEEwwwwww! :x
I might show a picture later if I care enough.
A picture of your mum's vibrator?![]()