Sick - bleh

[Jhahn2k4]

Yep, the last 36 hours I haven't eaten anything except a couple of pieces of banana and very little jello. (I dislike the lime flavor) You guessed it! Stomach flu!

Now for the honorary eating of buttered toast! I actually got some stuff in that stomach of mine!

Okay, enough sarcasm and what not, heres the crappy part..

Tommorow, I have to take a 5 hour drive to a hospital for a serious thing, and of course with my great timing I get sick just before it. ;(

It all started yesterday morning at around 4 in the morning (pacific time).. I woke up and I had these evil cramps.. :angry:

But, wish me luck on my trip, for I do have my barf bag..

 

[Zakat]

I had stomach-flu some weeks ago, sorry to hear you have it, it's a pain in the ass.:\

Hope you get better

 

[Jhahn2k4]

... pain in the ass.:\

Literally..

Hope you get better

Thanks :bounce:

<edit> - well im off to bed or the shower.. I'll cya all l8r.. im leavin tommorow morning @ 9 PST.. l8r all be back on the 27th.. maybe at night..

 

[Loshadka]

Stomach flue is when you shit and throw up and then poop again, isn't it?

 

[Brian Damage]

First one end goes, and then the other...

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Ah, got back from the shower.. Well, I'm off to bed y'all..

Cya.. I mean it.. bye.. okay.. maybe I'll stay.. lol..

Ive done it from both ends.. BLHHRGGEHHRGG.. .FARTT.. SKEWIRTT...

 

[Frank]

There's nothing better than sleeping when you're sick... I love waking up in the evening where everything is dark and the lights are on. I did that this winter, and I woke up just as we were having dinner...

 

[simmo]

Stomach cramps ?, god, leg cramps hurt like hell, lol glad ive never had a stomach one!

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

meh sinuses are screwed not to mention, I have no saliva

 

[Letters]

meh sinuses are screwed not to mention, I have no saliva

That's gotta suck... how do you eat?

 

[ductonius]

I'm guessing none of you have ever had a bowel cramp. Holy....... mother...... of...... God. That is by far the most painful thing I have ever felt.

I woke up in the middle of the night to searing pain in my abdomen. Stumbled to the bathroom and colapsed onto the toilet. I sat there for half an hour shaking and sweating from the pain while s**ting the worst dihorea I have ever had during the lulls in the agony.

Finally it subsided enough so that I could drive to the hospital. Got there, describe my problem to the doctor and all he says is "Its stomach flu, take some immodium and go home."

:x

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I had something similiar to that ductonius, probably not as severe, but same thing happened too me, I thought it would never end! LOL!

 

[Pauly]

i just lost my appetite... hope u get better thou

 

[Loshadka]

The best cure for it is to eat some spicy sausage with spicy sauce, ask someone to make you a klyster. Then repeat the clyster procedure a few more times, and then drink a lot of strong tea.

 

[Dedalus]

The best cure for it is to eat some spicy sausage with spicy sauce, ask someone to make you a klyster. Then repeat the clyster procedure a few more times, and then drink a lot of strong tea.

that'll make you shit for a week man!! don't do it!

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Well, im off in a few hours, this will be my last post for a while.. cya all around..

<btw> - im feeling better

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm guessing none of you have ever had a bowel cramp. Holy....... mother...... of...... God. That is by far the most painful thing I have ever felt. :x

I once slept with my testicales firmly squashed between my hand and my leg. When you wake up, thats when pain is left dangling out a window by its ears and a whole new form of torture comes into play.