Sick like a dog.

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All yesterday I was... err... Infected with a "24 hour bug" as my mom called it, but the whole time I thought I was going to die. Threw up 3 times, always liquid, nothing solid, which was weird, and tasted awful which just made me gag some more, and as I type my hands are so dry that my fingers are slipping on the keys. My lips are red and puffy, and I'm white as a sheet, and every little thing I put in my stomach makes me feel like someone is stabbing me from the inside. I couldn't even take any medicine because it would just make me throw up. It's 2:00 AM right now, and my fever broke, so I took this opportunity to chug a water bottle, and it was the best damn water bottle I ever had.

Anybody else have something, or had like this? If you haven't, I implore you, if you feel nauseous one morning, call off any plans, because it's just going to get worse like a pot boiling over, until all of the contents spill out. Then it's... over.

EDIT: In before Boomer reference.
 
Don't get shot or you'll explode.
Oh wait you got an inb4. Nevermind.

I had food poisoning once. It made me heave up anything I ate for a week and a half. Frickin' raw sushi, man. Fish at its worst.
 
For a week?! Man, that sucks... Hope that's not how bad i have it... But yesterday I had a fever of 103... My mom was scarred, she thought I was going to die... Silly woman.
 
Yeesh. Mine peaked at 106, and man I felt like shizzit. My girlfriend was chatting with me on AIM and I told her to come and stay with me for a little while. She said she'd be right over, and she helped me the rest of the night. She even stayed over and fell asleep on the couch with me (because that's where the TV is).

I think I might have the most caring girlfriend in the world. I seriously didn't have to do anything at all. She helped me STAND, for chris'sake. :)
 
Yeah, did you go to the doctor?
 
i had this thing when every time i breathed it hurt like hell. i was about 6. I started to drink water non stop and my mum said to stop it and to take little sips and asked why i was doing it and I replied 'because it stops me breathing'

i was stupid back then.

firestarter. you have the best girlfriend in the world man. /jealous
 
It sounds more like the Noro virus to me. Although I don't know if people have been getting it over there. Last winter loads of people got that in Bury, but, like I say, I don't know if it's hit the US.
 
does the vomit started to move by itself and leave trough the window?

if it did them we are doomed
 
We are horribly horribly doomed.

It'd be like some cheesy 60s movie. "THE LOB OF GLUCK THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!! ALSO IT'S FROM MARS!!! AND IT SOMEHOW FIRES MISSLES OUT OF THE PIECES OF CORN STUCK IN THERE!!!

But, here's a plan of action for you:

1. go to the doctor and do some checking upping.
2. go to your local pharmacy and get some medicine for whatever ails ye.
3. Go home and watch TV.
4. if you're still sick on Superbowl sunday, pop a pill every time there's a touchdown.
 
...Me too, RJMC... me too.

I dunno. Seems to have been food poisoning, because all morning I've been making troubled trips to the restroom, and every time I leave I feel better and better. Seems like it might have been Ecoli.
 
Gee I wish I only threw up 3 times when I got food poisoning. Instead I threw up like 50-100 times until my throat was raw. Dry, liquid, whatever I had... would come up.
 
My mother is pretty avid about it being a virus, and I am inclined to believe her. Soon she will take my temp again, and if I have it tomorrow still we will go to the doctor... Course I will have to dread the strep test, which will surely make me barf on the Doctor... Ugh.
 
That would be awesome to videotape.

The doctor would be like
"Okay, we're going to test your throat for redness now. I'll just take this popsicle stick and put it on yoUR TONGUE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD EW EW EW"
 
Well, at my doctor they engage you in a compelling conversation and out of nowhere they just stick the swab down your throat, so it'd be like, "Yeah, I've been drumming for five and a half years, and I have a band. Pretty soon we'll start getting gigs an- BLEEEEEEEGH" "JESUS PRIEST!" "NUUUUUUURSE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!"

I actually less than 3 barf though. :/
 
You're a drummer? I play electric guitar.

WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME AND JAM. D:
 
i play guitar and drums. at the same time. pwahahahahahaha.

onemanband-2.jpg


THATS ME!..............................no, its not. i do play both instrument though, along with piano - i only learn the piano though.

VANHALEN - sorry if this pic makes you barf mate
 
You also appearently play the Dr. Seus-shaped horn and ankle tambourine, along with your trendy Kazoomonica.

Now THAT'S sick. Sick in the head.
 
FireStarter said:
You also appearently play the Dr. Seus-shaped horn and ankle tambourine, along with your trendy Kazoomonica.

Now THAT'S sick. Sick in the head.
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a' thank you. im so sorry if this is anyones dad
 
Van_Halen said:
All yesterday I was... err... Infected with a "24 hour bug" as my mom called it, but the whole time I thought I was going to die. Threw up 3 times, always liquid, nothing solid, which was weird, and tasted awful which just made me gag some more, and as I type my hands are so dry that my fingers are slipping on the keys. My lips are red and puffy, and I'm white as a sheet, and every little thing I put in my stomach makes me feel like someone is stabbing me from the inside. I couldn't even take any medicine because it would just make me throw up. It's 2:00 AM right now, and my fever broke, so I took this opportunity to chug a water bottle, and it was the best damn water bottle I ever had.

Anybody else have something, or had like this? If you haven't, I implore you, if you feel nauseous one morning, call off any plans, because it's just going to get worse like a pot boiling over, until all of the contents spill out. Then it's... over.

EDIT: In before Boomer reference.
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Nope, my life has been one long journey of sunshine and perfect health, also your probably going to die.


Best of luck.
 
nurizeko said:
Nope, my life has been one long journey of sunshine and perfect health, also your probably going to die.


Best of luck.
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Now THAT'S staying positive.

EDIT: Why is Headcrab a step up from Manhack? It's a step DOWN if you ask me. Metal beats strange alien flesh any day. :(
 
I get these kinds of viruses about once a year, usually around March. They really suck, but they usually only last like one or two days at the most.

It could be food poisoning though, but food poisoning is associated with more severe vomiting and diarrhea.
 
Food poisoning generally takes a couple of days to work through your system. It's likely to have been that or Norwalks. On the positive, you've probably detoxed your body pretty good and proper now ;)
 
I think I've probably gone to the restroom about 15 times today... Seriously...

And each time it's a rather large... umm... Movement, if you can call it that. I didn't know I could hold that much.
 
Just remember to wash your hands and not to come into contact with your orifices with your hands to avoid viruses. Viruses are preventable!
 
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