Six Puppies Hammered To Death

My God...what has this ****ing world come to, i think the "Eye for an eye" idea should come back, hammer the shit out of the guy...
 
"To use a hammer on an animal ... for puppies to be killed in such a way ... is inexcusable," Mr Towers-Hammond said.

hmm really? im sure he was just putting them down. Sick ****s
 
Shamrock said:
Serves them right.
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Shamrock you wilin, I stole your gf now im dialin her numba, gonna get that rumba in the bumba
 
Zeus said:
Shamrock you wilin, I stole your gf now im dialin her numba, gonna get that rumba in the bumba
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My rhymes will tear you apart like a lawnmower on a blade of grass, and your shoes look like they came out J.C. Penny's ass!
 
Shamrock said:
My rhymes will tear you apart like a lawnmower on a blade of grass, and your shoes look like they came out J.C. Penny's ass!
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Thats the oldest line in the book, why dont you go back and take another look...shamrock Im getting sick of you now my rhymes will put you through the floor, by the way your wardrobe looks like it was suggested by a whore.... with your salvation army shirt...my rhymes will put you 6 feet under the dirt. Check who you messin with before you get put in your place, squirt..
 
I should hammer you like a puppy, see what's up, he didn't mean any wrong, just much too long not paying attention, to this horrible situation.
 
Zeus said:
Thats the oldest line in the book, why dont you go back and take another look...shamrock Im getting sick of you now my rhymes will put you through the floor, by the way your wardrobe looks like it was suggested by a whore.... with your salvation army shirt...my rhymes will put you 6 feet under the dirt. Check who you messin with before you get put in your place, squirt..
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wtf was that hahahah, seriously!! You dont want shamrock to go off on you, hes a free style legend at our school
 
bryanf445 said:
wtf was that hahahah, seriously!! You dont want shamrock to go off on you, hes a free style legend at our school
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You're not rappin' so get started before we start slappin'.
 
Zeus said:
Thats the oldest line in the book, why dont you go back and take another look...shamrock Im getting sick of you now my rhymes will put you through the floor, by the way your wardrobe looks like it was suggested by a whore.... with your salvation army shirt...my rhymes will put you 6 feet under the dirt. Check who you messin with before you get put in your place, squirt..
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See I know you think you're keen like Billy Jean, but sit down, shut up, and dream. Yous a hoe and everybody know yo' momma ****ed you on the flo'. Now get this straight yo, don't mess with the champ 'cause I'll break ya' face. Yous a disgrace to yo' race. Whitey, get a tan, and come back when you a black man.
 
Greatgat said:
You're not rappin' so get started before we start slappin'.
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Its too late the slapboxing has already started, of course shamrock was the first one who darted at the first sign of a fight...always raising his favorite flag of the color white...hey shamrock look over here and take a bite out of this. You challenged me to a battle now I'm gonna have to put you down like a meat grinder on a herd of cattle..my rhymes is giving you a few whacks with the paddle...thats right boy there aint no chance of you winning this battle
 
Shamrock said:
See I know you think you're keen like Billy Jean, but sit down, shut up, and dream. Yous a hoe and everybody know yo' momma ****ed you on the flo'. Now get this straight yo, don't mess with the champ 'cause I'll break ya' face. Yous a disgrace to yo' race. Whitey, get a tan, and come back when you a black man.
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Shamrock FTW
 
SubKamran said:
Shamrock FTW
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Shamrock FTW too bad it's a sin, to expect any mercy or dumb luck from anyone on this forum.

edit: So is this battle rap officially off-topic then?
 
This thread gets a humongous question mark from me. Sad about the puppies.
 
Greatgat said:
Shamrock FTW too bad it's a sin, to expect any mercy or dumb luck from anyone on this forum.

edit: So is this battle rap officially off-topic then?
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Forum and sin doesn't rhyme. :P I know you were rhyming sin and ftw... but you needed something to rhyme with forum. :p
 
SubKamran said:
Forum and sin doesn't rhyme. :P I know you were rhyming sin and ftw... but you needed something to rhyme with forum. :p
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"Dumb" and "forum". I tend to stick rhymes in the middle of sentences. Not that I do this a lot, but hey. :p
 
Zeus said:
Its too late the slapboxing has already started, of course shamrock was the first one who darted at the first sign of a fight...always raising his favorite flag of the color white...hey shamrock look over here and take a bite out of this. You challenged me to a battle now I'm gonna have to put you down like a meat grinder on a herd of cattle..my rhymes is giving you a few whacks with the paddle...thats right boy there aint no chance of you winning this battle
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This is a battle you already lost. You started with a pun and died at a cost. I'm gonna' toss you in a river. Thats when your bones will start to quiver. I'm gonna end this shit now. I know all yous want some more of me tearing this kid a giant door in his ass like he a giant whore who got pwned in the ass by Mister Al Gore.
 
shamrock practices in front of a mirror everyday if any of you are wondering
 
Okay can we stop crapping in this thread, please kthxbye.

Funny, today I was just thinking how much animal cruelty sucks and that anyone who abuses animals should have the living crap beaten out of them.

Seriously, if I ever caught anyone torturing an animal, I'd find the nearest club and beat the daylights out of them.

And if I get arrested? Just let the jury know he was torturing puppies.
Then flash a picture of cute puppies. They'd let me walk.
 
Shamrock said:
This is a battle you already lost. You started with a pun and died at a cost. I'm gonna' toss you in a river. Thats when your bones will start to quiver. I'm gonna end this shit now. I know all yous want some more of me tearing this kid a giant door in his ass like he a giant whore who got pwned in the ass by Mister Al Gore.
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ahahahah those rhymes are horrible!! Your ugly face makes even this guy look adorable *goatse link* ...your lyrics are beyond the word deplorable..shamrock your not ready for this, you can't dis, because you waste so much time smokin cannabis, all your raps suck because you a plagarist...stealin rhymes off people because you cant resist...

well thats it im out for the night...but you know ill be back tommorow if you want a round 2 of this fight
 
bryanf445 said:
shamrock practices in front of a mirror everyday if any of you are wondering
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I'm wondering if his mirror is cracked, his reflection jacked, his nutsack relaxed from too much concentration. His sensation is frustration to a nation of pointless wastion (I know it's not a word, but understand my lack of station).

edit: OT, this is horrible. People who are abusive to animals for no reason deserve some kind of horrible punishment.
 
All the rapping in this thread, I'm amazed no one made a 'Hammertime' joke yet.

That would be distasteful, though. I already have a bad taste in my mouth from those puppies!

Ok, sorry, I'll stop hamm-- um, while I'm ahead.
 
Zeus said:
ahahahah those rhymes are horrible!! Your ugly face makes even this guy look adorable *goatse link* ...your lyrics are beyond the word deplorable..shamrock your not ready for this, you can't dis, because you waste so much time smokin cannabis, all your raps suck because you a plagarist...stealin rhymes off people because you cant resist...

well thats it im out for the night...but you know ill be back tommorow if you want a round 2 of this fight
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See I don't know where you been, but I know where you came from. You NYC rep', but you just a lame duck. You remind me of Brian Peppers with a speach impediment that renders you "teh" suck. Those clothes you wearin' look like you tore them off a hobo from Sharon. Its a dirty town thats full of bums, you know bryanf445? Well, I had sex with his mum. He's better than you in everyway. He's like a Tom Cruise... but gay. No way will we stop this battle. I won today. So just go cry and complain to Marvin Gaye. I'm sure he'll make you a song about your adam's apple then strip you and tape you to a bus all the way to Seattle.
 
Just f*cking make a Freestyle Battle thread in off-topic already!

Anyway, that's bloody awful. And also, RakuraiTenjin needs to find some goddamn motherf*cking HAPPY news for once :flame:

EDIT: For the sake of good fun, I went ahead and made the thread myself.

Also, shut the hell up, Shasta. Drop your homophobic ignorance and bow down to the true lyrical masta.
 
Rakuraitenjin- How do you, coming from the USA, manage to come across an article on an Australian news site? Did you google "hammering puppies" or something? Were you checking out the weather down under for scientific purposes, and came across the article?

Just wondering. lol.

Attention battle rappers.

GET

A

LIFE

.

You are ryhming for the sake of ryhming, and rapping, especially battle rapping, is one of the gayest pass-times ever. Except for actually letting someone put their willy in your bum bum. Just.

Please don't force it upon us by sneaking in, off topic, into a thread.

Rapping is more gay, than the hay in may, and no-one cares, what you have to say.
 
Shasta said:
You are ryhming for the sake of ryhming, and rapping, especially battle rapping, is one of the gayest pass-times ever. Except for actually letting someone put their willy in your bum bum. Just.

Rapping is more gay, than the hay in may, and no-one cares, what you have to say.
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OH! You did it! GHEY!
 
Greatgat said:
OH! You did it! GHEY!
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Yes, and I am now bending over to accept my prize of your willy ravaging my bum bum. Please. Do me now. I want to join your very cool club.
 
I'd rather them continue rapping. You know, the last thing I want to hear about is puppies getting owned by hammers. Sheesh, you should keep such internet finds to yourself. Off-topic is about people getting married to goats and forumers leaving, not puppies getting owned and some crazy murders.
 
Shasta said:
Yes, and I am now bending over to accept my prize of your willy ravaging my bum bum. Please. Do me now. I want to join your very cool club.
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Don't you mean you want my cool club to join you? Er, actually no. I'm not coming back in this thread unless there are extenuating circumstances.
 
Greatgat said:
Don't you mean you want my cool club to join you? Er, actually no. I'm not coming back in this thread unless there are extenuating circumstances.
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I knew you wouldn't have any obections.

Dumb Dude said:
I'd rather them continue rapping.
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Knock yourself out. Then knock any rappers out that you can find.
 
Quit stalling. Pull it out of Shamrock, wash it, and put it in. I want to know what it feels like to be a rapper.
 
You know your forum is going downhill when a thread about crushing puppies with hammers turns into a rap battle.
 
OvA said:
You know your forum is going downhill when a thread about crushing puppies with hammers turns into a rap battle.
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I think that's siggable, actually.
 
God, that's absolutely horrible. :(
OvA said:
You know your forum is going uphill when a thread about crushing puppies with hammers turns into a rap battle.
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Fixed.
But now there's a thread for it - true, no bullshit - there ain't no excuse to stay here and rap.
So get ya'ss over there before you git capped.
 
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