Skittles. Taste the monochrome rainbow of depression.

Kinda like King Midas' Golden Touch

Great ad, missing seeing it on the television...probably the best one they did...
 
I showed this to my 90 person college chem class a couple months ago. One of my favorite ads ever.
 
TASTE THE MOTHERF***ING RAINBOW

That advert is great.
 
I'd totally want that. I'd just run through cities with my arms outstretched touching everything. It would be a entire world of skittles.
 
I would be your second in command because I would want to follow you to eat most of them.
 
Just make sure you stay a little further than arms length from me.
 
I'm staying totally out of your way so you can freely use your extreme powers. Hell you would be able to destroy entire cities. But you would never be able to touch friends and family anymore, and they would stay away from you, because they are afraid. You would also only be able to eat skittles, because any other kind of food you touch is destroyed. You would never use the computer or anything like that again. You would never be able to read/study again.

IS IT WORTH IT?
 
DO YOU PREFER TO HAVE THE POWERS TO DESTROY THE HUMAN CIVILIZATION THAN THE POWER TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE?

By the way, what would happen if you have the power and you touch another skittle? Time paradox?




I prefer the skittles powers too
 
taviow said:
DO YOU PREFER TO HAVE THE POWERS TO DESTROY THE HUMAN CIVILIZATION THAN THE POWER TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE?
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It's the 21st Century. Time to stop enjoying life and screw over ourselves with unethical sciences, remember?



I wonder what happens when he dies...will he turn to skittles?
 
Wouldn't he technically be turning all the air molecules around him into skittles?
 
Wouldn't he technically be turning all the air molecules around him into skittles?
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The whole concept of altering the elemental constituents of matter via touch in such a cold fashion is highly erroneous to begin with.

Touching, as you understand it, is merely an electrochemical signal. The atoms in your fingers never actually touch, as you understand it, the atoms in another object, because for atoms to touch, there has to be enough imparted energy and density to cause fusion or fission, which would result in a very dramatic explosive force, and since your finger, nor even the sum of all matter contained within the Earth can produce enough gravity to great equilibrium with the explosive force, you, your object come skittles, and everything around, would be disintegrated and spread across a large area. Refer to your imagination for visual condiments.


On the other hand you could probably get yourself labeled as a new nuclear reactor design, or a WMD. :cheers:


Great ad. :)
 
nurizeko said:
The whole concept of altering the elemental constituents of matter via touch in such a cold fashion is highly erroneous to begin with.

Touching, as you understand it, is merely an electrochemical signal. The atoms in your fingers never actually touch, as you understand it, the atoms in another object, because for atoms to touch, there has to be enough imparted energy and density to cause fusion or fission, which would result in a very dramatic explosive force, and since your finger, nor even the sum of all matter contained within the Earth can produce enough gravity to great equilibrium with the explosive force, you, your object come skittles, and everything around, would be disintegrated and spread across a large area. Refer to your imagination for visual condiments.


On the other hand you could probably get yourself labeled as a new nuclear reactor design, or a WMD. :cheers:


Great ad. :)
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But, it's MAGIC :D
 
I don't like Skittles either. MnMs and their empire are a far greater and sweeter race than the pathetic miserly skittles, which are hard by nature and are un-palatable..
 
Pesmerga said:
Don't fret, Cheomesh hates everyone and everything. He's a bit of a nihilist.
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Blashemy. Even nihilists love skittles!

Not to fret though, the skittle-haters will be first against the wall when Krynn becomes taste emporer of the candy kingdom. Irony will come in five distinct and colourful flavours, that day.

Goddamnit, now I'm salivating. I'm also reminded of this.

PBF129-Colonel_Sweeto.jpg
 
I've watched this thing like 30 times. It never gets old.
 
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