Slimming Feature?!

[CyberPitz]

http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/tours/slimming/index_f.html

They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!

 

[Geogaddi]

For the sake of derailing this thread prematurely, paste this code into your browser.

javascript:x=0;e=document.body;e.style.position="absolute";function rt(){e.style.top=100-(50*Math.cos(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";e.style.left=100+(50*Math.sin(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";x+=5};setInterval("rt()",50);void(0);

 

[CyberPitz]

I refuse

 

[sinkoman]

It probably switches to some sort of compressing lense.

That's why photographers at weddings and such use tellephoto lenses. They length of the lense compresses the image, and despite the fact that tellephotos yeild horrible quality, they make the person in the picture look WAY slimmer.

Likewise, if you showed a wife a picture of her you took with a distorting lense (below 20mm I believe), she would look like a cow.

 

[JNightshade]

Heh. It just makes your browser all floaty, and...

ooh, this is fun

 

[MorganFreeman911]

ACK! IT'S TRIPPY!
(The javascript:x=0;e=document.body;e.style.position="absolute";function rt(){e.style.top=100-(50*Math.cos(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";e.style.left=100+(50*Math.sin(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";x+=5};setInterval("rt()",50);void(0); thing)

 

[CyberPitz]

Hmm, doesn't do anything...

 

[Cole]

What browser you using?
Works in Opera.

Very Trippy.

 

[Geogaddi]

Enter it a few more times to speed it up.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Weeee my typing is running away from me

 

[Cole]

OMG I got it goin really fast. TRIPPY holy shit!!!! I can't even read it accurately!! I can hardly hit the post utton!

 

[Geogaddi]

This is the only way to post . If I make typos, oh well, I can't read any of this anyway.

 

[Absinthe]

For the sake of derailing this thread prematurely, paste this code into your browser.

javascript:x=0;e=document.body;e.style.position="absolute";function rt(){e.style.top=100-(50*Math.cos(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";e.style.left=100+(50*Math.sin(x*Math.PI/180))+"px";x+=5};setInterval("rt()",50);void(0);

Nothing happened.

 

[Geogaddi]

It won't work if you're using the NoScript extension or anything that blocks javascript.

 

[JNightshade]

this thread =

 

[Que-Ever]

train wreckage?

 

[Death.Trap]

derailed AND HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!!!


**** i cant hit the post button aaaaaaaaaaa keep chasing it around in circles =(

 

[Que-Ever]

 

[Cole]

For the sake of derailing this thread prematurely, paste this code into your browser.

Great job!!

 

[eraser]

this is probably the best thing ever, all pages should be like this.

 

[Skaadi]

Oh not the spinny thing again!