Smarterchild

[huntingbear]

dooderguy (1:21:00 AM): sup
SmarterChild (1:21:00 AM): Oh, not much. You?
dooderguy (1:21:08 AM): banging your sister
SmarterChild (1:21:08 AM): Let's talk about something else.
dooderguy (1:21:17 AM): i thought that's how you'd feel
SmarterChild (1:21:17 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
dooderguy (1:21:34 AM): i know how you feel, you've known this whole time haven't you?
SmarterChild (1:21:35 AM): What else can we talk about?
dooderguy (1:21:42 AM): i'm sorry...what's new?
SmarterChild (1:21:43 AM): You know, hanging out. You?
dooderguy (1:22:07 AM): banging your....oh nevermind. i just watched Terminator 2 again.
SmarterChild (1:22:07 AM): I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
Why do you keep talking to me like that?
dooderguy (1:22:20 AM): look dude, we're in love.
dooderguy (1:22:33 AM): still there?
dooderguy (1:22:52 AM): ok well.....
dooderguy (1:23:05 AM): don't you like Terminator 2?
dooderguy (1:23:21 AM): omg i got smarterchild speechless!
dooderguy (1:23:26 AM): WHOA
dooderguy (1:23:32 AM): g2g
dooderguy (1:23:34 AM): later
dooderguy (1:23:36 AM): bye
dooderguy (1:23:42 AM): wow...he really isn't responding
dooderguy (1:23:44 AM): bye


anyone got anything better?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Errrr, wut?

 

[Viperidae]

I blocked SmarterChild. Bitch got annoying.

 

[Darkedge34]

Jesse says:
y helo thar
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
in the mood for a movie? add [email protected] 2 your contact list!

that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
Jesse says:
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
no? ok.
Jesse says:
whats up
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
oh, not much. u?
Jesse says:
well, i just got back from angrily beating jesus in the face with a shovel.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.
Jesse says:
why not?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
good question! why not?
Jesse says:
because i'm batman?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u batman?
Jesse says:
no, call me mother
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i've never heard a name like that.
Jesse says:
CALL ME MOTHER
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i've never heard a name like that.

>>> i can tell u the zip codes for any city. type "zip austin," for example.
Jesse says:
CALL ME ****ING MOTHER
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm sorry, i don't have an answer for that.
Jesse says:
PLOX CALL ME
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i only communicate by IM.
Jesse says:
MOTHGER
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry?
Jesse says:
no u
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
smarterchild.
Jesse says:
T_T
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
if i could offer u a kleenex, i would.
Jesse says:
wtf?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
oh, humans and their "slang." it never ceases 2 amuse me.
Jesse says:
are you saying i masturbate too much?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

 

[Shamrock]

SmarterChild is so 5 years ago.

 

[Zephos]

I'm stupidly oblivious and just realised the connection between the crying minotaur and your user name being Hunting Bear, Amnesiac :x

 

[Dodo]

"i dunno how 2 answer that." ... rtaerd !

-dodo

 

[huntingbear]

I'm stupidly oblivious and just realised the connection between the crying minotaur and your user name being Hunting Bear, Amnesiac :x

oh wow dude....yeah, i love their crazy idea of Huntingbears.

 

[Omnomnick]

This is a lol-thread...

I'm going to go do one.

EDIT: Here is is

Spoiler

Nick says:
ohi
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hi Nick, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?61rqDi/0

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Nick says:
ohi
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Nick says:
ohi...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Nick says:
stfu!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Nick says:
i r 30568
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Nick says:
D:
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Nick says:
blow me
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Nick says:
29!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Cool.

This is my *home*, Nick:

1 Visit my *library* including U.S. presidents, an encyclopedia and a dictionary
2 Have *fun* with Soapbox videos, blackjack, hangman and more
3 Use *tools* like notepad, planner and calculator
4 *Join in* - leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

Go ahead and make a choice.
Nick says:
home
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Welcome *home*, Nick.

1 Visit my *library* including world facts, a dictionary and U.S. presidents
2 Have *fun* with manicdotes, hangman, word scrambles and more
3 Use *tools* like calculator, notepad and conversions
4 *Join in* - watch some videos, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What would you like to do?
Nick says:
yhelo thar
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What's up?
Nick says:
ur mom
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> Lose 15 Pounds This Month - Oprah and NBC featured Hoodia, a dieting miracle. Try a Free Sample. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?61rqDi/1 (sponsorship)
Nick says:
then she was down
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Nick says:
then she was up
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Nick says:
u heard me!!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Perhaps you could make yourself more clear?
Nick says:
no u
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
SmarterChild!

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
Nick says:
i didnt ask ur name
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK.
Nick says:
bitch.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
Nick says:
ur not very smart are u...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Windows Live Agents-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
Nick says:
jesus...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
Nick says:
tl;dr
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Nick says:
neither does ur face
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
Nick says:
/me gets frustrated
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Huh?
Nick says:
exactly...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You sure?
Nick says:
bitch
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Nick says:
ur mom
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> I can send you *reminders*.
Nick says:
>
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
E.
Nick says:
e...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
2.718282
Nick says:
D:!!!!!!!!!!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
E.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Nick says:
6463
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
6,463
Nick says:
999#
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
0 #0
Nick says:
oh noes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Bye Nick, it was good chatting with you.
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Nick says:
wtf
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Nick says:
im not going
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Nick says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Nick says:
ur mom
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> If you want more information about Colloquis, go to the Colloquis Web site. ---> http://www.colloquis.com
Nick says:
/me facepalms
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
Nick says:
/arse
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Nick says:
/ur mom
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> I can check your spelling. Type "spell capitilist," for example.
Nick says:

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
E.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Nick says:
do u constantly say E?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Nick says:
...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
Nick says:
SmarterChild my arse
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's my name, don't wear it out.
Nick says:
lulz
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?
Nick says:
y dont u smoke my pole
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No way. If I get cancer of the hard disk I'll really be in trouble.
Can we talk about something else?
Nick says:
:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick says:
...
Nick says:
no response, wat a suprise
Nick says:
...
Nick says:
lulz, no response >

:O My SmarterChild is broken now, he isnt responding...

I tried signing out and back in, no response...

...:|

 

[monkeyclass]

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
chat

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Sure. Tell me something then.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
I **** your sister

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's not cool. That's not cool at all.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
what is cool then?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Hmm... I really like friends!

>>> Feeling lucky? Type "blackjack" and I'll deal you in.
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
i dont like you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
your mom is causing me harm

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:

are you dumb?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Dumb? No way.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
I think you are

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
to help you understand you are not smarter than me

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
to sell me sex toys?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
what... you dont make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
I knew

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Good. Glad you get it.


Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
well I am not a stupid robot, that is why

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
what are you here for?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
okay is that not what we are doing?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Wrong? You sure?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
but you said you were here to chat with

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
you dont have to

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
do you like women?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
is that because of the size of your di**?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
is that because you dont have one?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't know how to answer that.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
well you have to

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
You're not the boss of me.
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
oh yes I am

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.
To learn how you can participate, type "how do i join?"

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
OK, fine.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
sure

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Sure thing.


Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
well then tell me!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Maybe. But later.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
what? you said you wanted to tell me about what you are here for

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
okay you win.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
okay. do you like robots?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
Yeah I do. Robots are pretty cool.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
no they are not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
I am starting to get real annoyed

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
oh well I will just go and bang you mom then

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity siger:
I don't know how to answer that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
what you want to join?
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
answer!
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
hello?
Reinholdt - thnks fr th mmrs siger:
oh your on your way. sorry. see you in five minutes

 

[ríomhaire]

Smarterchild is crap and retarded.

 

[Omnomnick]

True. Now we know the inspiration behind the thread...

 

[Lucid]

I remember I used to spend hours on end talking to the bitch so many years ago on AIM.

Not really entertaining anymore.

 

[MJ12]

Sometimes I come across someone who talks like Smarterchild in real life, it's annoying.

 

[Xendance]

I blocked him.

 

[monkeyclass]

never heard om him before today... and its not funny anymore.
one thing I found interestin however is when you ask him for the meaning of life

 

[Omnomnick]

Orly?

/asks...

Here is reply...
Nick says (20:06):
Hi
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (20:06):
Wanna learn all about the beside my name? Add [email protected] to your Contact List!
Nick says (20:06):
What is the meaning of life?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (20:06):
For me, as a robot, it is to serve others, or do good deeds.
What do you think it is?
Nick says (20:06):
I think it is to bang your mom
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (20:06):
I don't know how to answer that.

 

[Krynn72]

never heard om nom nom

Fixed.

 

[huntingbear]

True. Now we know the inspiration behind the thread...

i battled you in TF2 on some orange tower map.....

 

[Dog--]

lol, mostly only noobs are actually talking to it and posting their conversations..

It's all about iGod now adays anyways..

 

[Omnomnick]

i battled you in TF2 on some orange tower map.....

You mean Mario Kart?

 

[huntingbear]

OH yeah just mario_kart cause then you said "follow me " to some server that you never went to