SNK Witch..touching.....game?

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Yeah, I got a great laugh out of this one....

http://kotaku.com/gaming/snk/more-on-that-snk-witch-touching-game-250873.php

Plot elements for SNK's witch-toucher Doki Doki Majo Saiban have surfaced over at Famitsu. The game stars naughty Akuji Nishimura, who is commanded by an Angel Lulu to search for angels lurking in his junior high school. When the search is narrowed down, the suspected junior high school witch is examined with the touch pen.

How do you know if the little girl is a witch? Usually, there's a "witch's crest" hidden somewhere on her body which can appear in "Witch Check Mode." The goal: Make her heart beat quickly. Players use the stylus to touch the girl, whose expression will change depending on how her heart beats. The background with change as well. However! Rush things, and the girl does not respond. Players must take it slow with the touching ? These witches are flowers, or something.
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This is actually rather old news. Just the same it is hilarious, they are quite a few of these touch games for the DS. You just need to look harder.
 
Japan should just change it's name to Pedoland and have done with it.
 
hahahahaha

omg, i can't believe this is actually a game. . .weird japanese ppl. . .
 
Xune said:
Japan should just change it's name to Pedoland and have done with it.
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That title would be incorrect. Theres just as much as a weird huge breast rape fetish over there as the fabled Lolita complex.
 
This ain't news, there have been PC games out in Japan for years based around for example, raping minors on the subway.
 
Gargantou said:
This ain't news, there have been PC games out in Japan for years based around for example, raping minors on the subway.
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I heard that it was a big problem in real life. Not so much the raping, more touching and other perverted attacks. No wonder Nintendo came up with this idea for the DS with teh touch screen. :burp:



Kyo: Are you sure that is the image you intended to show? Because.. I don't get it.

Now, if they came out with a Bitch Touching Game, I'd totally dowload it.
 
What's with this lolis with boobs thing that keeps popping up? I can't decide whether it's weirder that way or not.
 
VirusType2 said:
Kyo: Are you sure that is the image you intended to show? Because.. I don't get it.

Now, if they came out with a Bitch Touching Game, I'd totally dowload it.
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Yes and I'm pretty sure one exists. Not sure how many of the games listed on the left pane involve rape. Pretty certain all the video contain some form of rape. Not so sure about the images.

In summary, my D: drive has a lot of rape material on it.
 
Is that something a normal person should a) have and b) admit to in public?
 
Xune said:
Is that something a normal person should a) have and b) admit to in public?
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It's acceptable if you're Japanese. Hey, all that energy they spent raping and pillaging and conquering and being batshit insane has to go somewhere.

They're still insane, just more docile. Let them have their pedo tentacle rape games.
 
So many things wrong with this thread... I'm laughing, but I'm crying inside.
 
Must be the only culture that embraces the idea of wannabe pedophiles playing DS, the cartoon thing just makes it even more creepy.

I lol'd at Kyo

So not right :laugh:

Some guy playing on a park bench in Japan..

Watchoo doins?

Playin ma DS touchin ma schoolgirls!
 
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