So a crazy person handed me this booklet

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coverpage said:
YELLOW ROAD
HANDOUT
This is a handout for a book.
The book is about a test that
People do aged 18-28 years​
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page1 said:
Yellow Road​
This is the handout for a book which is based upon a Health Test that begins when test takers recieve their childhood vaccinations. There are six tests and three stages within this Health Test and the character will start the tests aged 0935 weeks old.

Stage 1: 0935-1045
The character will awake one morning to find that there is an extreme pain in his/her backside. This pain will be the result of an implant, which was placed in the characters bottom while sleeping. The following chapters portray the test taker as a mixed-up young adult who is too ashamed to visit a doctor, as he/she believes that something untoward happened and that this is the reason for the pain.

In order to understand that the implant comes as part of his/her Health Test, the character must have an examination by a consultant after being referred by a doctor. The consultant will diagnose and treat 'Piles' with an injection of Phenol Oil. After the character takes the actions of paying for the costs of this treatment, he/she will learn why the implant/tracking device is included as part of his/her Health Treatment.

Stage 2: 1045-1465
Consists of the main content of the book and will follow the test taker though the most difficult period of his/her life. This stage will ebgin with the central character awakening one morning to find that he/she is in a drug induced high, all day every day. This occurs through the administration of a substance, which is given by a tester while the test taker is sleeping.

The character will discover at this stage that he/she is partaking in tests which are passed through receiving vaccinations. After completing the vaccination schedules for the first-five health tests, the character will learn that he/she can win Prizes from enabling other test takers to pass all of their six health tests. Handout Distributors win the Prizes for their families, the Third World, local governments and themselves.

Stage 3: 1465-1880
The character will become aware that there is a sixth test at the same time as he/she realises that his/her fellow test takers have implants placed in their ears after they finish the second stage. The character will have previous knowledge of the implants because he/she received them as part of another test which began aged 0934 weeks.

To pass the final health test he/she must, between the ages of 1446 to 1608 weeks, get three Typhoid Fever vaccinations each sperated by at least thirteen weeks, followed by one year after the third by a fourth vaccination. At this time the character learns Prize Money can be won by Technological Distributors for the Third World, their families and themselves, through enabling people to pass the final health test.

Copyright (C) The McManus Group.
Handout recipients can technologically transfer the handout contents to ten people (5/5)
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There's then 3 pages of data on scheduled vaccinations. It's rather confusing adn typing it all has given me sore wrists. If I wake up with a pain in my ass I'll report.
 
This was handed to me by a perfectly sane looking man outside the courthouse in Farmington, MO where I grew up. Was a little after 9/11 as you can tell by the date...I heard he was never arrested for distributing those but that's because the police in Farmington are some of the coolest and calmest probably in the country!

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You guys gonna get raped.
 
I saw "I come from Heartland America and follow God and his Word".

I lol'd. Bible belt isn't exactly the smartest or most sane place.

EDIT: LOL at "right to bear arms" against the goverment. Sounds moar liek "right to get massacred by a well organized army because you dumb****s don't understand the context of the second amendment".


EDIT2: I can't comprehend just how insane this rambling is. ECHELON also responds to words like Jesus Christ? TVs operating two ways? Microscopic cameras? Lol.

EDIT3: "Agent of Satan's tools in the IRS" - guess someone forgot to pay his rent.

EDIT4: Wow, this reads more and more like a bad sci-fi novel. The government has been cloning dead members of your family and infusing them with demons to convince you to follow their corrupt leader. \o/

EDIT5: Looks like another American dumb**** Christian fundie who doesn't understand reality.
 
riomhaire said:
There's then 3 pages of data on scheduled vaccinations. It's rather confusing adn typing it all has given me sore wrists. If I wake up with a pain in my ass I'll report.
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I got the same handout too today, the guy was so strange. Did you get the handout in cork? Im wondering if there was more than one crazy around the place...
 
People getting weird booklets, someone's first post is about receiving a booklet as well; wat I feel threatened I am leaving this thread bye.
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
I saw "I come from Heartland America and follow God and his Word".

I lol'd. Bible belt isn't exactly the smartest or most sane place.

EDIT: LOL at "right to bear arms" against the goverment. Sounds moar liek "right to get massacred by a well organized army because you dumb****s don't understand the context of the second amendment".


EDIT2: I can't comprehend just how insane this rambling is. ECHELON also responds to words like Jesus Christ? TVs operating two ways? Microscopic cameras? Lol.

EDIT3: "Agent of Satan's tools in the IRS" - guess someone forgot to pay his rent.

EDIT4: Wow, this reads more and more like a bad sci-fi novel. The government has been cloning dead members of your family and infusing them with demons to convince you to follow their corrupt leader. \o/

EDIT5: Looks like another American dumb**** Christian fundie who doesn't understand reality.
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Thanks for summing it up. I was hoping I wouldnt have to read it all.
 
epeius said:
I got the same handout too today, the guy was so strange. Did you get the handout in cork? Im wondering if there was more than one crazy around the place...
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I find it amusing that you seem to have registered for this. Did you put the thing into Google? I tried that but got no results.

And yes, UCC library.
 
tl;dr situation I'm afraid.

If it is a crazypersonbooklet, scrap it. :D
 
Also, not to be a downer or anything, but both of those look like they were written by people with textbook cases of paranoid schizophrenia.
 
riomhaire said:
I find it amusing that you seem to have registered for this. Did you put the thing into Google? I tried that but got no results.

And yes, UCC library.
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He's clearly the guy who gave you the booklet.

Be afraid.
 
Someone handed me a booklet about Jesus today, it's RIDICULOUS. Not even just because it's about Jesus but it's so full of shit. I loved it.
 
epeius said:
I got the same handout too today, the guy was so strange. Did you get the handout in cork? Im wondering if there was more than one crazy around the place...
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this is really weird, i jus got that Yellow Road Handout in Cork today. Some normal looking fella was handing them out in CIT. I'm scared to go to sleep in case i wake up with a tracking device in my bottom
 
When the hell did we start counting time in weeks?
 
Leaflets and booklets people hand out are pretty much chain emails handed out in a more practical way
 
EvilWonka said:
this is really weird, i jus got that Yellow Road Handout in Cork today. Some normal looking fella was handing them out in CIT. I'm scared to go to sleep in case i wake up with a tracking device in my bottom
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Respectable first post.
 
They're spreading!

My daughter just got handed this same booklet on the bus from Newry, coming home from college, by a sane-looking man who confused her with babbling on about bottoms. Looks like he was on his way to Belfast.

Thought it was a weird one-off jerk, but googled it out of curiosity and found this and one other thread of bewilderment and fear!

Seems these anal tracking devices are spreading to the North now. I'll keep my posterior firmly planted on a seat at all times!!:O
 
May deValera have mercy on our souls...
 
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