So I came home today to find my roomates room like this...

[CyberPitz]

He's skipped out on us, and is trying to say it's my fault because I didn't talk to him. I figured the best way to do this is to not talk to him, since the only thing he says to everybody behind my back is how much of an asshole I am, and anything else negative you can say about me. I'm not sorry he's gone one bit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh my God......It's HORRIBLE!

But seriously, **** him.

 

[Que-Ever]

Awesome, he cleaned your room for you.

 

[hungryduck]

wow....guess he wasn't very happy

good riddance.

 

[Core407]

I blame the carpet

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I blame the Internets.

Yes, that's right......ALL OF IT.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Ahhh you lost a room mate but you've gained some room. Be sure to piss in that corner to regain your territory or he might come back.

 

[CyberPitz]

Awesome, he cleaned your room for you.

lawl....well, he's trying to get back in...so yeah. we'll see \=

 

[Que-Ever]

Ha, tell him to **** off.

 

[lePobz]

By definition, isn't your 'room mates' room also your room? Did he take your shit too?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Thats what I was thinking pobzy.

 

[Majestic XII]

He mastered the awesome power of teleportation.

 

[highlander]

Yay for more room.

 

[Raziaar]

I'll be your room mate pitz.

 

[Cole]

I'll be your roommate!
I only charge $100 a night.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll do it. I charge a banana.

 

[kineaesth]

Claymore the entrance to your flat. To get out... use the window. Or a Portal gun, whatever.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Block your door with a wall of poo.

 

[kineaesth]

And 'bags of urine'

 

[highlander]

And .... i got nothing :|









And toolbooth willie!

 

[kineaesth]

Yeah just jam him in next to the faecal matter.

 

[highlander]

Yrah toolbooth willie makes everything stronger!































I am not reliable for any injuries caused while using toolbooth willie

 

[kineaesth]

Haha, 'You've picked up TollBooth Willie, Armour +20'

 

[highlander]

'toolbooth willie freaks and rapes you dead' you are dead.

 

[kineaesth]

I don't understand!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

ROCK OUT (at him) WITH YOUR COCK OUT.

 

[highlander]

and get epic on his ass?

 

[kineaesth]

You don't know where I am...

 

[kineaesth]

Robin: Damn! Confounded by logic, Batman!
Batman: Shit.

 

[highlander]

Oh noes!!! *sees batman running through the streets with a bomb*

 

[CyberPitz]

Well, unanimous decision by the rest of us *4 now* that he shouldn't come back. He basically blamed it all on me and how I was just an asshole, then make a shit load of lame ass excuses. His fault...the end. I can now have my own room!

 

[Raziaar]

Ohhh the quality of these forums now is depressing.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Make sure he pays his months rent, or else take a finger.

 

[Operational]

So he moves all his stuff out, blames CyberPitz, realises what a stupid mistake he made now that he can't find anywhere else to live then tries to move back in with a whole bunch of lame excuses.

So now you pay more rent but you've gotten rid of an asshole and you now have your own room (you were sharing before?!?).
= Win, IMO.

Also how is it possible to hate CyberPitz?

 

[Core407]

So he moves all his stuff out, blames CyberPitz, realises what a stupid mistake he made now that he can't find anywhere else to live then tries to move back in with a whole bunch of lame excuses.

So now you pay more rent but you've gotten rid of an asshole and you now have your own room (you were sharing before?!?).
= Win, IMO.

Also how is it possible to hate CyberPitz?

It must be a jealousy thing.

 

[CyberPitz]

It must be a jealousy thing.

Actually...ding ding ding ding.

The redhead in a few of the pictures I've taken about a month ago is what he's now jealous about. STORY TIME!

He liked a girl, I liked a girl. I tried to date her, gave up due to losing interest....he tries. He fails..miserably. me and girly have sex. He gets PISSED. that started it. Then there was another girl he liked alot, but he is the one who introduced us and told us to date and such..so we dated...had sex, moved on...he tried dating/sexing her, and failed. Now with the girl im living with now, he "loves" but she was with me, and doesn't want to be with him. yeah...it's kind of funny how it worked out, but I'm not worried.

 

[Que-Ever]

Whoah whoah. You had sex with that red head?

*packs up shit and leaves*

 

[Core407]

Actually...ding ding ding ding.

The redhead in a few of the pictures I've taken about a month ago is what he's now jealous about. STORY TIME!

He liked a girl, I liked a girl. I tried to date her, gave up due to losing interest....he tries. He fails..miserably. me and girly have sex. He gets PISSED. that started it. Then there was another girl he liked alot, but he is the one who introduced us and told us to date and such..so we dated...had sex, moved on...he tried dating/sexing her, and failed. Now with the girl im living with now, he "loves" but she was with me, and doesn't want to be with him. yeah...it's kind of funny how it worked out, but I'm not worried.

Awesome! Do I win a free room?

 

[Raziaar]

Actually...ding ding ding ding.

The redhead in a few of the pictures I've taken about a month ago is what he's now jealous about. STORY TIME!

He liked a girl, I liked a girl. I tried to date her, gave up due to losing interest....he tries. He fails..miserably. me and girly have sex. He gets PISSED. that started it. Then there was another girl he liked alot, but he is the one who introduced us and told us to date and such..so we dated...had sex, moved on...he tried dating/sexing her, and failed. Now with the girl im living with now, he "loves" but she was with me, and doesn't want to be with him. yeah...it's kind of funny how it worked out, but I'm not worried.

Umm Isn't that different than the story you told me?

My storytime was fake. ;(

 

[co05]

Actually...ding ding ding ding.

The redhead in a few of the pictures I've taken about a month ago is what he's now jealous about. STORY TIME!

He liked a girl, I liked a girl. I tried to date her, gave up due to losing interest....he tries. He fails..miserably. me and girly have sex. He gets PISSED. that started it. Then there was another girl he liked alot, but he is the one who introduced us and told us to date and such..so we dated...had sex, moved on...he tried dating/sexing her, and failed. Now with the girl im living with now, he "loves" but she was with me, and doesn't want to be with him. yeah...it's kind of funny how it worked out, but I'm not worried.

Sounds like all you did was win, win, win!