so i got EXTREMELY sick today and...

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wow, i was completely FINE this morning...then during the hour of 9:57-11:14 my condition started deteriorating (SP?!) dramatacally...in a span of about 70 min or so i went from being fine to having the worst flu symptoms i've ever got..


I decided to go home..i was already shiverring uncontrollably in the school and when i went outside to catch the bus it was even colder...

The bus ride is where i took a turn for the worst. I was shivering so bad, that people started staring at me with a confused look but they didn't say anything..EVERY inch of my body hurt sooo much and i had the worst headache ever. I then fell asleep and i had a dream or hallucination...i found myself waking up suddenly and screaming some nonsense...i was like ..."BLWAH!!!!" extremely loud and then i started panting really hard...a person beside me asked if i was alright but i was too stunned/confused to say anything...i then called my parents to pick me up from the local mall and from about 12:30 pm - 6:00 pm my condition worsened...i took 2 ultra releif tablets of tylenol and drank a whole bunch of herbal tea..now it's 7:45 pm and i'm feeling MUCH better.


The point of my rambling is for me to ask you guys to share some really weird stories of when you were sick like mine:D
 
My friend barfed and pooped at the same time.
Booped or parfed?
 
Wow that must have been scary,

I have never had anything worse than a cold so i have no stories soo......
 
One morning I woke up and suddenly felt very sick.

I had a terrible vomit session. It was difficult to breathe, I had this reflex to keep swallowing after every breath, it was very odd and I feared I would not be able to breathe and pass out or something. Mix that with needing to vomit and I feared the worst possible.

But I got through it and it was gone by the middle of the day. I think it was a reaction to a shot I got the previous day.
 
AKIRA said:
wow, i was completely FINE this morning...then during the hour of 9:57-11:14 my condition started deteriorating (SP?!) dramatacally...in a span of about 70 min or so i went from being fine to having the worst flu symptoms i've ever got..


I decided to go home..i was already shiverring uncontrollably in the school and when i went outside to catch the bus it was even colder...

The bus ride is where i took a turn for the worst. I was shivering so bad, that people started staring at me with a confused look but they didn't say anything..EVERY inch of my body hurt sooo much and i had the worst headache ever. I then fell asleep and i had a dream or hallucination...i found myself waking up suddenly and screaming some nonsense...i was like ..."BLWAH!!!!" extremely loud and then i started panting really hard...a person beside me asked if i was alright but i was too stunned/confused to say anything...i then called my parents to pick me up from the local mall and from about 12:30 pm - 6:00 pm my condition worsened...i took 2 ultra releif tablets of tylenol and drank a whole bunch of herbal tea..now it's 7:45 pm and i'm feeling MUCH better.


The point of my rambling is for me to ask you guys to share some really weird stories of when you were sick like mine:D
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I had something like that not long ago...maybe you ate something that wasn't good...I think that's what happened to me...

suddenly got extreme stomach ache to the point where I nearly fainted...all energy just zapped right out my body and I threw up a couple of times...got home and after resting for an hour or so I was fine again.
 
I had the shits all day yesterday, couldn't stop shitting.

Even worse, I was at school... and those bathrooms aren't exactly the cleanest around.

These weren't solid shits either, they were pretty much volcanic eruptions coming out of my ass. D:
 
I once got a heavy fever as a kid and started hallucinating. I thought my dad was going to eat me and that I was sleeping on a bag of nails.
 
xlucidx said:
I had the shits all day yesterday, couldn't stop shitting.

Even worse, I was at school... and those bathrooms aren't exactly the cleanest around.

These weren't solid shits either, they were pretty much volcanic eruptions coming out of my ass. D:
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Mmmmmm, descriptive.
Seems like I have that on and off.
Usually when I drink a ton of Ovaltine.
 
throwing up in a toilet while shitting on the floor and haveing dificulty breathing. :)
 
Uriel nuf said :\

I had a really bad dirrheoa problem, every hour i had to go to the toilet, luckily it was the school holidays so i could reac the toilet easily.
 
I once, 3-4 years ago, had diarrhea in school. I didn't want to go the bathroom as I can't stand taking a dump in public toilets, so I sat in the classroom twisting around in pain till I finally gave up... ugh, horrible memories.

I too had some sudden off illness last month. Firstly I became very tired, then after an hour or less my body just disconnected with my brain. Everything felt so weird so I went to bed a few hours earlier than I used to. Next morning I felt a bit better but still pretty low, took a week before I was really fully restored.

Interesting picture btw. :P
 
I notice that's the "Bristol" stool chart, so are different types of poo in other cities? Maybe a Newcastle version, or a Liverpool stool chart?
 
I had an anxiety attack at Homecoming once. It wasn't that I was actually on a date with a girl, I was totally comfortable with that, and I was totally comfortable at dinner, beforehand, etc. It was more just the incredible mass-orgy of people, loud music, and broken air conditioning. Like, literally, I wasn't even in there for about 15 minutes before I was hunched on the toilet, in my suit while I sweat and tried my damndest to let whatever was in me out, no matter what orifice it would come out of. I ended up crapping out my entire digestive system, and then ended up doing this for a good part of the night. And now I pretty much refuse to go out in large public gatherings.

My date then and I really haven't talked much since then, either.
 
I remember during PE we were running for most of the day and it was pretty hot outside. In my next class I noticed I couldn't feel both my hands, but didn't feel sick or anything. My friend noticed when I was waving my hands infront of my face kind of touching them all over. Took me down to the nurse and they had me lay down for a 40 minutes and sent me home. The feeling eventually went away and nothing happened. Wierdest thing ever :|
 
Probably the weirdest sick incident I had was during the night. I woke up suddenly and in an instant lurched forward and threw up. Cleaned it up, changed my sheets, was perfectly fine and fell back asleep.
 
Vegeta897 said:
One morning I woke up and suddenly felt very sick.

I had a terrible vomit session. It was difficult to breathe, I had this reflex to keep swallowing after every breath, it was very odd and I feared I would not be able to breathe and pass out or something. Mix that with needing to vomit and I feared the worst possible.

But I got through it and it was gone by the middle of the day. I think it was a reaction to a shot I got the previous day.
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Maybe you're pregnant. Morning sickness is terrible I hear.
 
AKIRA said:
wow, i was completely FINE this morning...then during the hour of 9:57-11:14 my condition started deteriorating (SP?!) dramatacally...in a span of about 70 min or so i went from being fine to having the worst flu symptoms i've ever got..


I decided to go home..i was already shiverring uncontrollably in the school and when i went outside to catch the bus it was even colder...

The bus ride is where i took a turn for the worst. I was shivering so bad, that people started staring at me with a confused look but they didn't say anything..EVERY inch of my body hurt sooo much and i had the worst headache ever. I then fell asleep and i had a dream or hallucination...i found myself waking up suddenly and screaming some nonsense...i was like ..."BLWAH!!!!" extremely loud and then i started panting really hard...a person beside me asked if i was alright but i was too stunned/confused to say anything...i then called my parents to pick me up from the local mall and from about 12:30 pm - 6:00 pm my condition worsened...i took 2 ultra releif tablets of tylenol and drank a whole bunch of herbal tea..now it's 7:45 pm and i'm feeling MUCH better.


The point of my rambling is for me to ask you guys to share some really weird stories of when you were sick like mine:D
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Ya, I've had something similar happen. I was at the beach one day when over the period of about 10 minutes I started shivering uncontrollably, got a bad fever, and threw up about 5 times in the next hour or two. Then the next morning I was perfectly fine.



The worst I had though was this last summer. I started to feel nauseous and get a bad headache in the evening. A little later I puked my guts out for about an hour straight and then continued to have dry heaves about every ten minutes for the rest of the night, which I spent lying on the rug next to the toilet as I literally couldn't move more than a few inches without throwing up again. Then spent the next two days in bed unable to keep any food down. Ended up losing like 10 pounds in 48 hours (and I'm already too skinny).

Not something I ever want to repeat...I hate being sick.
 
I woke up, felt nauseous and took a shit. Then went back to sleep.


Seriously... I havent been sick since like 5th grade, about 9 years ago. Its awesome.
 
Throwing up makes me laugh. When I'm doing it, that is - I can't stand the sound of other people vomiting
 
I got kinda sick last night because I was so cold D:

I'm better now though, which is almost unfortunate because I have some forced-volunteering to do in about an hour that a timely sickness would have gotten me out of.
 
Not much really, I've puked a few times, and legs ache. Nothing much more then that.

There was once I felt pretty weak at school and went home early back to find that I had 39 degrees Celsius. Next day was completely fine, though, and I spent it playing HL2. \:D/
 
I hyperventilated once. Was in my room and just started breathing really hard and couldn't keep up with it. Thankfully mum was walking around just outside and I managed to call for her, and she guided me through slowing down my breathing and such. At the time I was just lying in bed thinking about going to school the next day. Suffice it to say, I ****ing hated (high) school :P

Another time I went to the beach with a friend for the day. Got carsick on the way and had to chunder out the window of the car while it was still moving. Then after I came back I spent the next few days with really bad heatstroke and killer sunburn... suffice it to say I was (am) a bit of a white bastard :)
 
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