So, I got in a fight today...

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If you could even call it that...
It basically started out with this short(about 4'9"-ish) Mexican kid, he can barely speak english... Yet all year he's been starting shit with me.

Calling me a piece of shit every single day... Acting tough.
Today he drew the line by throwing a punch while we were outside during lunch.
Out of ****ing no where the little shit decided to throw a punch.
It missed... So I turned and punched him square in the face.
Scratched up my knuckles with his teeth...
After that I told him,
"Look, If you can't deal out the shit... Don't talk the shit."
I know I could've handled that better, but he threw a punch... I got defensive.
Hell, He threatened to get his "homies" after me, after school to add to the damage.

Any of you ever get into unwanted fights?
 
xlucidx said:
If you could even call it that...
It basically started out with this short(about 4'9"-ish) Mexican kid, he can barely speak english... Yet all year he's been starting shit with me.

Calling me a piece of shit every single day... Acting tough.
Today he drew the line by throwing a punch while we were outside during lunch.
Out of ****ing no where the little shit decided to throw a punch.
It missed... So I turned and punched him square in the face.
Scratched up my knuckles with his teeth...
After that I told him,
"Look, If you can't deal out the shit... Don't talk the shit."
I know I could've handled that better, but he threw a punch... I got defensive.

Any of you ever get into unwanted fights?
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It was comin to him. People think they can talk like that and not get a responce. Good thing you gave him a good smack. That should teach him something. Lets hope.
 
Search "throw down" and you'll hear about most peoples' experiences.
 
gd for you, that short shits homies will be smaller than him

most likely, les she haas a big brother:p then your ****ed, i hope you can run fast:):P
 
I bet he'll **** off now.

I love a good punch in the face.
 
Did you yell back at him at the end "Oh, you're TOTALLY going to be in a thread at HL2.net TONIGHT, BITCH!!!"
 
I caught a lot unprovoked crap from some weasel **** in high school. Two, actually. One I just pushed, he ****ed off, he got the message, no more crap.

The one before that I grabbed by the throat, pushed back against the locker, and proceeded to squeeze the life out of him until somebody intervened.

In both cases the ****ers were giving me crap for absolutely no reason. I really mean that. Just one day they figured they'd repeatedly go out of their way to piss me off.

There haven't been any fights I've wanted really, but there are fights that I've readily and willingly engaged in regardless. Often when drunk. Those could get nasty.
 
Erestheux said:
Did you yell back at him at the end "Oh, you're TOTALLY going to be in a thread at HL2.net TONIGHT, BITCH!!!"
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Oh yes... I did.
After that comment, I believe he pissed himself.

EC said:
Fixed.
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...Okay?
 
It feels so good to throw a punch to shit talkers right into their mounth.
 
I've never punched anyone in the face before :|
It just seems really mean
 
Nor have I.
Hitting below the belt I have no qualms with tho :E
 
There was once some jackass that was picking on some younger kid I knew. I sort of stepped in... yadda yadda yadda we fought... Yadda yadda yadda he ended up calling the cops on me.
 
I've never punched anybody :(

I just take it like a bitch *well havn't been in a fight for at least 8 years.
 
Stupid dumbass little mexican kid.

Just for that.. i'm going to go grab a Carnicada(however you spell that shit) steak burrito and two tacos from Tacqueria.. right down the street, fa sho.
 
All my fights (distant past now, mind you) started and ended with just one kick.

.bog.
 
boglito said:
All my fights (distant past now, mind you) started and ended with just one kick.

.bog.
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:O ...C...C...Chuck Norris?!
 
xlucidx said:
If you could even call it that...
It basically started out with this short(about 4'9"-ish) Mexican kid, he can barely speak english... Yet all year he's been starting shit with me.

Calling me a piece of shit every single day... Acting tough.
Today he drew the line by throwing a punch while we were outside during lunch.
Out of ****ing no where the little shit decided to throw a punch.
It missed... So I turned and punched him square in the face.
Scratched up my knuckles with his teeth...
After that I told him,
"Look, If you can't deal out the shit... Don't talk the shit."
I know I could've handled that better, but he threw a punch... I got defensive.
Hell, He threatened to get his "homies" after me, after school to add to the damage.


Any of you ever get into unwanted fights?
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A one punch fight, never had one of those.
Most of the fights i had i wouldn't wait for them to back down, if you severely damage them it seems to sink in further :)
EDIT: actually i was wrong, i did finish a fight in one blow once...was a headbutt though, knocked him out cold straight away.
 
Heheh reminds me.


A few years ago now some guy thought he was tough while i was on the bus. We were both standing up and he tried to headbut me. I moved. He fell over into some people because the bus went over a bump and then got up and got off the bus swearing at me... :thumbs:



Err, various other minor fights. Nothing major, I usualy talk my way out by explaining that:
1.) I have no interest in fighting with them and
2.) if they do throw a punch I tell them exactly just which bones i'll choose to break and how many teeth they will have left (or similar).


They have pretty much all fooked off after that... :p



EDIT: One major fight, I got my ass kicked because I was oh so very drunk. That hurt alot in the morning, try waking up with blood on your pillow and knuckles that look like someone has run over repeatedly.... That combined with a **** off hangover....

Yeah, don't really want to have to experience that again.
 
short recoil said:
A one punch fight, never had one of those.
Most of the fights i had i wouldn't wait for them to back down, if you severely damage them it seems to sink in further :)
EDIT: actually i was wrong, i did finish a fight in one blow once...was a headbutt though, knocked him out cold straight away.
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The true Short Recoil way.
 
I have been in one fight that wasn't just a result of insults and dislike, the bastard tried to take my wallet.
 
mm the reason I havent fought in a long time is because everytime i have beef with someone and they get in my face and tell them to take the first swing..which they never do. plus i never talk sh** about noone for no reason so that helps too
 
Erestheux said:
Did you yell back at him at the end "Oh, you're TOTALLY going to be in a thread at HL2.net TONIGHT, BITCH!!!"
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Hahaha.

What has he got against you?
 
Llama said:
Nor have I.
Hitting below the belt I have no qualms with tho :E
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QFT. If I'm going to fight, I'm going to make sure that guy is down ASAP, breathing or not.
 
I love fights, always draw a big crowd, but usually someone runs away after one punch.
 
Dude don't mean to be rude but you are in some big trouble right about now.

I hope you have friends because it wont be the last you here from them.

Be carefull dont think everything is ok now.
 
P43.2/1Gig/X800P said:
Dude don't mean to be rude but you are in some big trouble right about now.

I hope you have friends because it wont be the last you here from them.

Be carefull dont think everything is ok now.
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omg a psychic!!!

will i die cold and alone Mr. Specs Psychic!?
 
short recoil said:
EDIT: actually i was wrong, i did finish a fight in one blow once...was a headbutt though, knocked him out cold straight away.
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Manliest ****ing thing I've heared in a while. I'm happy now.
 
I grabbed a guy's head and knee'd him in the face. That was fun.

Seriously, the ****er just grabbed me and punched in the face! I didn't even know him. So I pulled his head down and knee'd him. Ah, memories.
 
I try really really hard not to get physical because I have a problem stopping once ive started. Good thing I gotta long fuse.
 
P43.2/1Gig/X800P said:
Dude don't mean to be rude but you are in some big trouble right about now.

I hope you have friends because it wont be the last you here from them.

Be carefull dont think everything is ok now.
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Yeah, I know...

He hangs out with two other big-ass Mexican dudes... they're my height (about 6"... the brother is about the same height as him)... and one of them is his brother.

And IRT another question about what his beef with me is, I have no damn clue.
He, like any other tough-guy douchebag, decided to find someone who looked like an easy target... and chose me... although I don't believe I look like someone you **** with for no reason :|
Hopefully he doesn't get his homies and attempt to jump me after school or anything...
If he does I know almost everyone in that school. ;)
 
JNightshade said:
Wait up... 5'12"? Isn't that... six feet?
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Aye...
Why the hell'd I put 6'12" >.o...

Bah, I'm going to bed.
 
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