So I just got a picture message from an unknown number of a guy holding his penis.

[Absinthe]

Which one of you is responsible.

 

[Naudian]

how was it an unknown member?

I dun gettit

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How can it be an unknown?

DOES NOT CONSHENS.

 

[Jintor]

Wtf.

 

[Russian Mafia]

Maybe the guy sent it to the wrong number.

 

[Naudian]

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm sorry but that's just awesome.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It was you!

 

[Stigmata]

Shut your face or you get a picture of my cock in your inbox too!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll send you a picture of my banana in your inbox!

BEEYOTCH.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

The very thought of an erect, curved, penis that is soft to the touch yet firm with a grip ...is abhorrent. That glistening rod of pleasure is just disgusting.

Who her would want to see or even talk about such a magnificent....ly ugly organ.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I didn't send it but it sounds hilaroius.

 

[Steven]

It was cptstern

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No, it was Chernobyl.

 

[Steven]

and all hell brakes loose...

 

[lePobz]

Absinthe is right next to Abigail ... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Send it back plz

 

[The Monkey]

How can it be unknown?

 

[Sparta]

The very thought of an erect, curved, penis that is soft to the touch yet firm with a grip ...is abhorrent. That glistening rod of pleasure is just disgusting.

Who her would want to see or even talk about such a magnificent....ly ugly organ.

It was him.

Let's get him guys! :flame: :flame: :flame:

 

[CyberPitz]

How can it be unknown?

I'm wondering the same thing.

Probably him sending it to himself.

 

[Absinthe]

By unknown I mean I've never seen the number before. I called the number back. I was going to pretend to work for the police department, but I was too busy laughing. Nobody picked up.

I'd post the picture, but I don't feel like getting banned at the moment.

 

[Terminator]

You'd know if it was me.

 

[Absinthe]

You'd know if it was me.

Indeed. Seeing a pair of testicles lift weights would be a dead giveaway.

 

[tehsolace]

I thought you would recognize it... sorry

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Could you describe it please? Maybe someone will recognize it.

 

[CrazyHarij]

probably not me, it sounds like something i would do but i dont have your phone number

 

[phantomdesign]

I send my GF some interesting pictures (although not quite that interesting) . . . and I made sure to customize my phone that she's the only number on the "send text message to" dialog box, lol. Probably some guy trying to send it to a girl who intentionally give him a wrong number.

 

[Cormeh]

All this fuss..... you're loving it Absinthe. Want some more?

 

[<RJMC>]

you can send and receive images in cellphones?

 

[clarky003]

Welcome to the 21st century. Worst text ever Absinthe, send him one back lol.

 

[Baal]

Welcome to the 21st century.

Zach Morris special, as I like to call it.

 

[Seppo]

I just wanted to show you what doctors can do nowadays.


Also, I haven't always been a man.

 

[Naudian]

I thought he meant a PM on this site D:

 

[Ennui]

how many people from here have your number? lol

only a few hl2netters have mine afaik

 

[CyberPitz]

how many people from here have your number? lol

only a few hl2netters have mine afaik

Post his number here, so we can bombard him with pictures of our own pensi'

 

[TCfromBN]

I'm glad you got it. :naughty:

You never responded though.

 

[Absinthe]

how many people from here have your number? lol

only a few hl2netters have mine afaik

Nobody, but I know I could be a victim of vicious internet stalking. And you lot are undoubtedly the miscreants I spend most of my online time with. :O

 

[Krynn72]

lol, i just got a weird call myself. Check out my thread.

 

[Geogaddi]

Post the picture so that I can make sure it wasn't me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

While on the subject of recieving wierd shit I got this text message from someone I don't know. Text reads like this.

Baby i know that you are afraid of me but i promise i will not hurt you i have too much love for you an only you i love.

I have no idea who this is. For all I know, it could be a dude. Should I be scared?

 

[Krynn72]

While on the subject of recieving wierd shit I got this text message from someone I don't know. Text reads like this.



I have no idea who this is. For all I know, it could be a dude. Should I be scared?

No, just accept my love. I'll be over your house in a minute and we can talk about our future for real.