So I'm eating cottage cheese, and the bowl just exploded.

[mastag]

Just happened to me seconds ago. nothing but tiny pieces all over the place.


What the hell?!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

HAHAHA, owned.

 

[Anthraxxx]

pics!


also... did you microwave it? *ugh... microwaved cottage cheese, wtf*

 

[mastag]

No I did not. That would be disgusting. And sorry, my cam was dropped earlier in the week and is broken.

 

[VirusType2]

Just happened to me seconds ago. nothing but tiny pieces all over the place.


What the hell?!

pics or it didn't happen

 

[mastag]

...see above.

 

[mindless_moder]

probably some kind of fermentation or something..

 

[VirusType2]

when my refrigerator broke, I put most of the stuff in a cooler. I just left the jug of milk in there (the kind with the screw on cap), because it felt too warm to save.

A week later, before I got my refrigerator fixed, I cleaned the refrigerator, and removed the jug of milk.

The jug was about to explode. The pressure inside had caused the plastic to stretch to it's absolute limits. It had become round, and the indentations in the side were pushed outward. Another few days and it surely would have burst, spewing unrecognizable chunks of smelly matter to great distances.

I recycled it like that. lol

 

[soulslicer]

I read it first as

So I'm eating cottage cheese, and my bowel just exploded.

 

[mastag]

Hopefully if that ever happens, I will have a working camera.

 

[dfc05]

when my refrigerator broke, I put most of the stuff in a cooler. I just left the jug of milk in there (the kind with the screw on cap), because it felt too warm to save.

A week later, before I got my refrigerator fixed, I cleaned the refrigerator, and removed the jug of milk.

The jug was about to explode. The pressure inside had caused the plastic to stretch to it's absolute limits. It had become round, and the indentations in the side were pushed outward. Another few days and it surely would have burst, spewing unrecognizable chunks of smelly matter to great distances.

I recycled it like that. lol

My roommate once left a small bottle of milk in the trashcan. Luckily, the top just popped off. If the whole bottle had exploded, I probably would have been a lot more disgusted and pissed off than I already was.....

 

[SamuraiKenji]

See that's why you make Nachos
(Cottage cheese + apple sauce(optional) + chips(waves or any plain) = ****in' gewd)

 

[MJ12]

Poltergeists.

 

[lefty]

One time my mother was washing off the shelves from the refrigerator when one shattered and exploded in her hands. It must have been the devil. Punishing me for thinking about a rock band that had associations with a homosexual.

 

[VirusType2]

My roommate once left a small bottle of milk in the trashcan. Luckily, the top just popped off. If the whole bottle had exploded, I probably would have been a lot more disgusted and pissed off than I already was.....

yeah, the top was the weakest link. But it makes a better story my way.

It was already bulging within a week. I didn't want to take the top off, fearing the pressure would launch some toxic cheese into my kitchen.

I've seen on TV, that there are people that sort the recyclable stuff on a high speed belt, and they quickly grab stuff that doesn't belong there. I can picture this bulging jug of milk coming down the line and seeing their reactions.


I'm thinking it might be a cool experiment to do get a jug of half empty milk in (the US 1 gallon jug) and somehow make it so the top cannot come off, and let it sit for as long as it takes for the jug to burst. This is how cottage cheese is made.

 

[mindless_moder]

One time my mother was washing off the shelves from the refrigerator when one shattered and exploded in her hands. It must have been the devil. Punishing me for thinking about a rock band that had associations with a homosexual.

its textbook ...

 

[Shift]

It was the Master of the Cheese People, own reckoning has arrived.

 

[Jintor]

Thread title ftw

 

[Kula Meenur]

Maybe Cottage Cheese isn't the best for you...


*quickly hides all cottage cheese from Mastag*

 

[Raziaar]

Were you using a pyrex bowl? Though the newer ones of those are only known to explode when subjected to sudden temperature variations.

 

[Saturos]

I read it first as

Too bad that's not what the thread's about though. It would be funny if the OP posted a thread about shitting his pants, and I mean in a, "I'm laughing at you, not with you" sort of way.

Someone needs to accidentally shit themselves while eating cottage cheese, then post a thread about it.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Oh God, that'll be a bigger event than the Stern Ascension and Proll Incident!

 

[<RJMC>]

maybe he discovered a new kind of fuel!

quickly patent that so you can get the moneys!

 

[Krynn72]

When I was in highschool one of my science teachers was making some food in a glass bowl. He microwaved it, then put it down on the marble table-top and in a few seconds it exploded. A good laugh was had by all, and then the bell rang and we all left him to clean it by himself.

 

[MJ12]

It would be sweet if the OP actually had some sort of new found power, that when he eats something and is touching another object it gains his energy and explodes.

 

[theotherguy]

See that's why you make Nachos
(Cottage cheese + apple sauce(optional) + chips(waves or any plain) = ****in' gewd)

That's disgusting :|

 

[MJ12]

Yeah D: that sounds really bad.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Did you put really cold cottage cheese in a hot bow? Because I did that once with coke and the cup implodered.