So I'm going to England!

[hydrometeor]

My flight is 8/21 to London. I'm visiting my uncle's family. Is there anything fun to do there?

Also, they might take me to Amsterdam.

 

[-Psy-]

It's ok I guess.

 

[HunterSeeker]

From my visit to the UK I can say Scotland > England.

*Dodges flying objects*

 

[Barnz]

Bomb the Big Ben!

 

[SimonomiS]

My flight is 8/21 to London. I'm visiting my uncle's family. Is there anything fun to do there?

No.

 

[Insano]

Don't touch the boys. It's illegal there.

 

[Asknoone]

Cancel your ticket, England is a shit hole.

 

[Jimmeh]

Catch the flight to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Back Stabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated.

 

[-Psy-]

As previously said - England is shit.

 

[Instinct]

Good old British Pride ..

 

[Jimmeh]

Hehe. I just spotted an opportunity to quote Alan Partridge. It had to be done.

 

[SimonomiS]

Actually if you go to England first, then Amsterdam will seem 10 times better than normal due to comparison.

 

[Beerdude26]

Actually if you go to England first, then Amsterdam will seem 10 times better than normal due to comparison.

Plus you can buy weed legally

 

[Link]

England is not a shit hole. London? Now thats a different matter.

Seriously, assuming your 18, find yourself a decent pub*, and spend an evening chatting to the locals. You'll see that fun can be had in England.

*A decent pub can be located by walking in and asking "What bitters do you have?". If the reply is "Only John smiths" or "None" then you have not found a decent english pub**. Try again.

**Decent english pubs have names like "The nags head" or "The prince". If the name of the pub would not sound out of place in the states, don't even bother going in to ask about the bitters, they only serve larger and coffee.

And don't steal our women. I've counted them, so we'll know!

 

[Laivasse]

London is the best city in the world. Unfortunately it's filled with the worst people in the world.

 

[SimonomiS]

Plus you can buy weed legally

And there's the red light district. \o/

 

[The Monkey]

Go to London. Anything outside of it isn't very tourist friendly, from my experiences.

Pretty ok country overall, but some of the infrastucture looks as though it hasn't chanegd since the 40s.

 

[Xendance]

Go to Wales instead.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Britain sucks. Chavs, cctv, gordon brown, immigrants...just don't come to britain.

 

[Bob_Marley]

Come to Essex, its fantastic.

 

[Pulse]

Go to the lake district/cornwall/devonshire way

Only places worth visiting in her royal majesties British isles.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Isn't it crop circle season? Wiltshire...

 

[Evo]

Go fine Lawyer and follow his lead

:naughty:

 

[Cormeh]

Go to Scotland. We'll set aboot ye.

 

[SimonomiS]

Go fine Lawyer and follow his lead

:naughty:

Also, mention ZM and claim your free beer.

 

[Evo]

Also, mention ZM and claim your free beer.

Damn right :E

 

[Doppelgofer]

*A decent pub can be located by walking in and asking "What bitters do you have?". If the reply is "Only John smiths" or "None" then you have not found a decent english pub**. Try again.

**Decent english pubs have names like "The nags head" or "The prince". If the name of the pub would not sound out of place in the states, don't even bother going in to ask about the bitters, they only serve larger and coffee.

well i won't lie to you thats the biggest load of bollocks i've ever heard

 

[Que-Ever]

If I ever have to deal with chavs, I have a method- I'll tell them I'm an american. Chances are, they'll go, "so?" and I'll tell them, all americans have guns. Big ones. Like they're gonna know otherwise.

If they stick around after that, I'll pull out my bass in it's bag. It looks vaguley gun-y. If there's any left after that, I'll beat him with my bass. Sound good?

 

[Dinkleberry]

An old friend moved down to London earlier this year. One day, he was mugged twice in the same spot at different times. Must have sucked.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Rofl thats especailly bad luck. LUkily I don't live in the big cities so I'm mug free (but we still get chavs D: )

 

[Link]

well i won't lie to you thats the biggest load of bollocks i've ever heard

I'm betting you either drink larger or JD and coke right? Besides, I was hardly being deadly serious, although its far from bollocks.

 

[Crushenator 500]

If I ever have to deal with chavs, I have a method- I'll tell them I'm an american.

That's probably not the best idea...

 

[hydrometeor]

Here's an update. I'm in Berkshire right now (where my uncle lives). I'll be staying a night in London and also I'm going to Amsterdam later this week.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Heh.

Berk.

 

[MJ12]

Is there anything fun to do there?

Well, from what I hear there is this massively obese homeless man named Johnsy. He lives in a tunnel under a small bridge.

If you give him some quaters, he'll jizz on a puppy for you. You want his "adress"?






(No, really, I know nothing about England, never been there, sorry for the let down)

 

[Kester^]

Is there anything fun to do there?

What sort of a question is that? You do realise England is bigger than Disneyland, don't you?

It's not as if you can walk from one coast to the other in a matter of hours.

 

[Warbie]

Don't listen to these guys - London is an awesome city. See the sites, grab a bear. When you're done there come down to Brighton, which, during the summer, is possibly the only city I prefer to London. The rest of England you can skip

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Grab a bear? Good lord.

 

[joule]

Must be that strong English accent.

 

[Warbie]

Traditional British pastime that, sorts the men from the boys!

Ahem, I must have bear on the brain.