So some woman called me

[Krynn72]

who i didnt know, and said that she missed my call. I replied that I didnt call anyone at all today, and she just got pissy sounding and hung up.

Now, I am bored and have free time right now, so I googled the number. It was from my hometown, so I thought there might be a chance that I actually knew her. Boy oh boy did I lol hard when I found who was calling me.

There was one hit on google.

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[Tollbooth Willie]

ROLF. So is it someone you know? Jumbled text confurses me.

 

[Geogaddi]

I'm guessing that means you got a call from lemonking's mom?

 

[Glirk Dient]

Just admit you called a pron line. That or your parents felt so bad for you they went ahead and called for you.

 

[Krynn72]

No, its not someone I know. Its just a random hooker from my hometown.

Just admit you called a pron line. That or your parents felt so bad for you they went ahead and called for you.

I get plenty pr0ns from the internets. And I moved out of my parents house a year ago, so they wouldnt be able to use my phone unless they somehow managed to fly/drive 800 miles, get a key to my apartment, sneak into my room while im on my computer, grab the phone out of my pocket, make the call, put it back in my pocket, and fly back in time for me call them on their home phone, without me noticing.

 

[CyberPitz]

wish they'd call for ME. ;(

 

[Naudian]

Maybe a friend called it as a joke?

 

[Dekstar]

"Hey, you've reached Sexy redhead, I'll be yours for tonight. What can I do for you babe?"
"Call me back, it's ****ing cheaper."

 

[CyberPitz]

"Hey, you've reached Sexy redhead, I'll be yours for tonight. What can I do for you babe?"
"Call me back, it's ****ing cheaper."

"What can I do for you?"
"I gotta match, can we do this later?"
"Wha?"
"I'm an E-Athlete"