So yes, how do you wash your ass after your performance..

[soulslicer]

During one of the exam weeks of mine, me and my friends went to eat at Mac's. And somehow or another, we got into an argument of what was the cleanest way to complete one's "performance" after he is done with his shit. Basically, the most hygienic or practical way to clean up.

We started arguing pretty loudly, over which was the best method, toilet paper, water and your hands or a water hose. Toilet paper got condemned for leaving bacteria behind, water and hands the "disgusting" factor, and the water hose thing, for creating an "ann*aling" feeling. Toilet paper won in the end for practicality, following which we got chased out of the restaurant (seriously..)

So what do you guys exactly do..curious..

 

[Pulse]

...get new friends.

 

[Rizzo]

This should be public.
And also, there is no "nothing"

 

[The Monkey]

What kind of a sick **** doesn't use toilet paper?

 

[Acepilotf14]

A man.

 

[Rizzo]

Your looking at his avatar^^ friend...
Me.

 

[CyberPitz]

My Tongue..

 

[Acepilotf14]

Oh god...
Bad...
image...

 

[delusional]

Moist towelettes. nuff said.

 

[<RJMC>]

what kind of "performance" you mean????

 

[PvtRyan]

The really skilled among us have mastered the art of flawless pooping, requiring little to no cleaning up. It requires great muscle control, a special diet and good timing.

 

[Que-Ever]

what kind of "performance" you mean????

Tap dance number in a tux and top hat.

 

[Lucid]

I usually shower and then shave my head after I take a shit because I feel so ****ing dirty.
I'M A FILTHY WHORE!!!!!!!!! ;(;(;( *shaves arm*

 

[Krynn72]

Wait... whats this water+hands thing? Do you mean sticking your hand in the shit-water and then lopping up the shit with your fingers?

 

[soulslicer]

...get new friends.

oh come on, doesn't some utterly random topic spring into your minds, at the most awkward and most stressful of moments, and it somehow turns into a conversation

 

[MJ12]

Moist towelettes. nuff said.

Yes .

 

[Hellrider]

Wash ? my ass ? lolwut

 

[Loke]

What kind of a sick **** doesn't use toilet paper?

Pretty much. The toilet paper is there for a reason, ****ing use it.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

 

[MJ12]

Thought this thread would be about anal sex.

 

[kineaesth]

Her tongue.

 

[Asuka]

Wait... whats this water+hands thing? Do you mean sticking your hand in the shit-water and then lopping up the shit with your fingers?

Lmfao! sick.

 

[Baal]

The amount of things this thread title could mean is simply astounding.

Think donkey, for starters.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I wonder how the 2girls1cup girls cleaned up

 

[Dalamari]

Straight up paper, and then I wash my ass out with my high pressure shower head later

 

[kineaesth]

I wonder how the 2girls1cup girls cleaned up

Hydrochloric acid and a blowtorch.

 

[Shift]

I thought this was gonna be about anal sex which pretty much made me think that this forum has now truely gone insane.

I then looked inside.

Its worse than I thought.

 

[monkeyclass]

The really skilled among us have mastered the art of flawless pooping, requiring little to no cleaning up. It requires great muscle control, a special diet and good timing.

Well this is actually not impossible. The muscle control is a very small factor... this is sick. Just eat a lot og dry food, drink none or little water/milk/coke and then you might succed.

/disregard my post

 

[Xendance]

oh come on, doesn't some utterly random topic spring into your minds, at the most awkward and most stressful of moments, and it somehow turns into a conversation

Yep, me and a few relatives begin arguing over how every time we get new toothpaste, it messes up and how we can no longer get a perfect tram line of colours when it comes out onto the toothbrush.

Straight up paper, and then I wash my ass out with my high pressure shower head later

I do exactly the same! If some bits of poo fail to come out, and get stuck in my anus half way, I wash it out with high pressure shower head later. This prevents any poo getting stuck in my bum hair. Of course, if a large amount of poo falls out and drops on the floor of the shower, and is unable to go down the plug, I have to finish my shower, fetch some toilet paper, pick it up and throw it into the toilet.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Slicer man... just... dude...

 

[Dalamari]

You really need to wipe better if you get partial logs falling out when you wash your ass

 

[Dodo]

I do exactly the same! If some bits of poo fail to come out, and get stuck in my anus half way, I wash it out with high pressure shower head later. This prevents any poo getting stuck in my bum hair. Of course, if a large amount of poo falls out and drops on the floor of the shower, and is unable to go down the plug, I have to finish my shower, fetch some toilet paper, pick it up and throw it into the toilet.

haha!!1 : D This would be the best signature ever !

-dodo

 

[Xendance]

You really need to wipe better if you get partial logs falling out when you wash your ass

Dude, its called constipation. I wipe my ass with great skill and always succeed in getting every piece out, but sadly there are times where it would completely fail to come out; thus getting stuck half way.

haha!!1 : D This would be the best signature ever !

-dodo

Go for it

 

[Shift]

I am actually REALLY suprised this thread hasnt been locked.

 

[Robert-]

Firehose.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Firehose.

...man... just... dude...

This.

 

[highlander]

I wipe it on the walls while screaming and crying.













What? Stop looking at me like that :|