Soap-avoiding, pot-smoking hippie vegetarians...

[burnzie]

http://seven.com.au/todaytonight/popup_video/18106

This ad is causing quite a stir round these parts...

But frankly i think it needs to be said...

 

[Tr0n]

Thats all it's about?

Is ****ing lamb chops?

 

[burnzie]

Yeah how good is it!

 

[Razor]

Why would it cause a stir, most probably amongst the idiots that the ad targets. I hope that Australia is awashed with vigilante groups, targeting these anti-Australian soap avoiding hippies, taping them all together in a large cargo plane and shoving them out over a country that might be more willing to welcome their ways, like....China.

 

[Brian Damage]

It's a pretty funny ad.

 

[burnzie]

As an Australian i would also lie to address the following issues...
*clears throat*

**large Austrralian flag apperes behind me and waves slowly in the breeze**

I DON'T HAVE A KANGAROO FOR A PET

I DON'T WRESTLE WITH CROCODILES

I DON'T WEAR A CORK HAT

I FIGHT WARS

I NEVER START WARS

I WOULD RATHER MAKE PEACE

I CAN WEAR MY COUNTRY'S FLAG WITH PRIDE

I AM A ROCK

I AM AN OCEAN

I AM THE ISLAND CONTINENT

MY BROTHERS ARE THE SMITHS, THE WILSONS, THE SANTARELLIS, THE DE-COSTAS, THE WONGS AND THE JAGAMARRAS

I PLAY FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET

I LIKE BEETROOT AND EGGS ON MY HAMBURGER

I RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT OF A TAXI

I EAT PRAWNS NOT SHRIMPS

I THINK VEGEMITE IS GREAT

I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS ROUND AND DOWNUNDER IS ON TOP

I BELIEVE AUSTRALIA IS THE BEST ADDRESS ON EARTH

AND AUSTRALIA BREWS THE BEST BEER ON EARTH!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we sent all our convicts over there.

 

[burnzie]

hahahaha


You say that like we'd rather be back where you are.


...hahahahahaha

Biggest mistake ever to give us this place and keep boring cold arse England...

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Colder climate, far less things to bite/poison/eat you.

 

[burnzie]

Hey it keeps us on our toes

 

[Brian Damage]

Only problem with that list, burnzie, is that I actually have had kangaroos as pets. But I'm the exception that proves the rule.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I heard they hide in your shoes.

Edit - In reply to Burnzie >_<

 

[Raziaar]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we sent all our convicts over there.

Haha, that was funny

I DON'T HAVE A KANGAROO FOR A PET

Everybody knows Austrailians don't keep Kangaroo's for pets.








They are the primary mode of transportation.

 

[Tr0n]

Hell I would have to agree with burnzie.

Would rather live in a nice warm beautiful country with lots of creatures that could hurt you then live in some damp/cold country.

 

[Raziaar]

I like austrailian accents better than british ones.

 

[Sparta]

And Australian women over English women.

(I'll pay Elizabeth Hurley though, she's hot, or she was back in the day anyway)

 

[Brian Damage]

Wha'h accents?

Narr, we don'h have no bloody accents, mate.

 

[kaf11]

"get stuffed" now thats just funny.

 

[MajorPayne]

Hell I would have to agree with burnzie.

Would rather live in a nice warm beautiful country with lots of creatures that could hurt you then live in some damp/cold country.

Agreed, given the choice of going to England (where I can see... rain... fog... cities.... smog.... HEY -- That rymed!) or Australia (where I can see... Just about every damn critter you can imagine, even if you are smokin weed when you imagined em... I mean cmon, someone musta been smokin somethin to make up the platypus right!!), I would choose Austrailia any day!!! It looks just so damn beautiful, and I am a reptile freak anyway (1 have 2 Savanna monitors, a two and a half foot wide Sulcata Tortoise, and an 11 foot burmese python at home), so I would love it there!