Jangle
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Like, really, really needs to get a girfriend. Or just leave his house once in a while or something...
This man needs help.
This man needs help.
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Fixed.CrazyHarij said:that can be said about me
I think of sex when I look at my toasterxombine said:So he looks at buttons on a computer program and instantly thinks of breasts?![]()
You, sir, have a SICK mind.Reginald said:If you tilt your head to the side, the FF Refresh button looks kinda like a woman's love hole.![]()
No, that's for when he starts seeing pregnant women in them.Angry Lawyer said:I was expecting you to link to Rambler's threads D:
-Angry Lawyer
Fixed.Skaadi said:Breasts are quite simply lumps of fat that are touchable, squeezable, lickable and ****able. There you go.
Beerdude26 said:Fixed.
I would say "Tried and tested", but help yourself.Skaadi said:So.....weirded....out.
JNightshade said:What a f*cking loser.
Dude, they don't look like tits in the least. I could understand if after he said it you look and go "Ah. I see what he sees now that you mention it, hehe."xcellerate said:the thing about this is, he said boobs, which they do resemble boobs in a sense. There are two, they are round, they have stuff in the middle. While this comparison is not be EXACTLY perfect, the funny part is how everybody ignored the whole article to correct his boob comparison, thus making themselves out be player of the year.
Sort of like when somebody asks for relationship advice, and then everybody tells them how to get women. Yea, the fact is some of us have/had girlfriend(s), but it's also true some people on here have never had girlfriends, and i'd bet some of these people are the ones giving relationship advice--probably to look 'cool'.
CyberPitz said:Half-Life 2: Episode One is so freaking stupid! I mean, the enemies are too easy to kill, and the story line doesn't even progress enough! And look at Dr. Breens face the first time you see him, looks like a fish out of toxic water!
Breasts are quite simply lumps of fat. There you go.
CyberPitz said:Half-Life 2: Episode One is so freaking stupid! I mean, the enemies are too easy to kill, and the story line doesn't even progress enough! And look at Dr. Breens face the first time you see him, looks like a fish out of toxic water!
Skaadi said:Ok now wtf?
Raziaar said:Dr's breens eyes look like boobs! They're round, and close to each other, and his nose is inverted cleavage!
Sulkdodds said:Skaadi's avatar looks like a vagina.
edit: Oh no, wait, IT DOESN'T.
I think the ultimate irony of male sexuality is not that we are aroused by lumps of fat, or feeding tools but that we are turned on by lesbians, who would not take any intrest in us what so ever.Skaadi said:Breasts are quite simply lumps of fat. There you go.
right...Sulkdodds said:I think the ultimate irony of YOUR MUM is that she is turned on by lesbians, who would not take any interest in her whatsoever.