Something You Would NEVER Order Over The Net?

[Dog--]

What is something that you would never order online (Ebay, Amazon, stuff like that.)

I would never order food... I don't know why people sell food online... it's creepy.

 

[joule]

An automobile.

 

[Stigmata]

I'd never order another bride.

I mean... food.

 

[function9]

A wife.

 

[function9]

Damn you.

 

[Naudian]

Use it

On the topic, I don't really like ordering anything other than software or computer hardware from well known sites.

 

[Krynn72]

porn. Because its free.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Ah... Prolly... erm... errrrm... Oh, drugs!

 

[Darkwolf]

I don't order anything from Amazon...

 

[Azner]

MILK. Damn people sell milk online. I put the link of the picture of the expired milk, and the link was from some online shop.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

stuff i dont want?

 

[nutcrackr]

a glass of water

 

[Stigmata]

Gel-cap Gangrene.

 

[Ridge]

A used condom...

 

[highlander]

Probably a space shuttle

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm a little iffy about ordering jeans off the net at the moment, I prefer to try them on

 

[Raziaar]

A life.

The interwebs ruins enough of them. I don't want to risk my shipment getting damaged.

 

[lePobz]

I would never order food... I don't know why people sell food online... it's creepy.

My local Dominos is online, it's sweet as. Couple of clicks, and 10 mins later there's a DING DONG and my custom-made pizza is at my door, steamy hot and gorgeous as ever. Doesn't that count as food over the internet?

 

[kirovman]

Wait, you don't get it delivered to your email inbox? D:

I wouldn't order the massacre of millions over the internet.


No, I'd send a written order to my second in command instead.

 

[Cole]

A prostitute.

OH wait I did that once....

Milk. I would never order Milk.

 

[Azner]

Yes "In a juicebox milk".

 

[zleppelin]

a bride

 

[Evo]

A kng!

 

[Murray]

A SA.com account

 

[Instinct]

Anything which I wanted for someone's Christmas present. You never know what condition it will be in, and if it gets broken you feel mean for not getting them anything.

 

[Dekstar]

An air guitar. Damn things keep getting crushed in the box during travel.

 

[Beerdude26]

A Rapecannon.

EDIT: I mean, a Geogaddi <_>

 

[JNightshade]

rape dollars $_$

 

[zleppelin]

Shoes. Not unless I know well in advance which specific shoe model I am buying. What if they are not comfortable? What do I do then?

 

[Ren.182]

I'd buy food from Well known places like Asda, Sainsburys etc and fast food like pizza delivery, but not from Ebay. Eww.

 

[CrazyHarij]

porn

 

[JFry]

tampons

 

[Rim-Fire]

Danimal or Salmon.

 

[Lucid]

Anything.

I'm not an internet buyer at all, except when it comes to Steam stuff.

 

[Razor]

A flesh light as when i started using it, i found out it was second hand

 

[Baserape>]

A vibrating king dong pink strap on dildo.

 

[CyberPitz]

Tampons...unless their used.

 

[Reginald]

A Toothbrush. I like to try before I buy.

 

[bryanf445]

porn

exactly

 

[el Chi]

I'm a little iffy about ordering jeans off the net at the moment, I prefer to try them on

Same. In fact I'm like that about most clothes online. Especially shoes.