South Park - Another Games-related episode

[Cube]

Cartman is unable to wait the three weeks until the Nintendo Wii comes out, and spends his time mindlessly pacing in front of the store, and the rest of his time asking how long until it comes out, at intervals of about five seconds. ("It's like waiting for Christmas...times a thousand.") Unable to wait any longer, he decides to go into suspended animation and get unfrozen as soon as the Wii comes out.

Cartman manages to freeze himself in the mountains, but an avalanche covers his body, and he remains hidden for 540 years. Finally he is unfrozen, and despite his loved ones being dead, is most upset that the future people do not have a Nintendo Wii.

[Cartman is pacing outside of EV Games, covered in signs for the Nintendo Wii.]
Cartman: C'mon. C'mon! For the love of God, how much longer?!
[Cartman's mother shows up.]
Mrs. Cartman: There you are Eric, what are you doing here?
Cartman: I'm waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.
Mrs. Cartman: When does it come out?
Cartman: Three weeks... c'mon. C'mon!
Mrs. Cartman: It's time for school.
[She tries to grab him and drag him away, but he breaks free.]
Cartman: No, Mom, you don't understand! I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months, and now every day time is slowing down. It's like ... waiting for Christmas ... times a thousand.
Mrs. Cartman: Eric, you're just going to have to be patient.
[She grabs him and drags him away.]
Cartman: No! Nooooo!

Great episode (and the first one I have actually seen).

 

[Beerdude26]

Dammit I want to see it right now D:

 

[Cube]

Dammit I want to see it right now D:

You could always search for "South Park 1012" on Google Video. May be something on there. A trailer, at least.

 

[VictimOfScience]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y9JXIAcMjD4

Very very funny.

 

[The Brick]

LOVE ME

 

[Agent.M]

"So there yah go children your all the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel congratulations!"

 

[Parlez]

lol. Thanks for linking that VictimOfScience

 

[VictimOfScience]

lol. Thanks for linking that VictimOfScience

No problem. People need to see this!! That evolution bit is friggin killer!!

 

[Ridge]

But the sex scenes made me want to puke...

 

[CyberPitz]

But the sex scenes made me want to puke...

"Let me see those beautiful breasts again"

*GUH*

 

[Insano]

"So it begins..."

 

[VictimOfScience]

But the sex scenes made me want to puke...

I just about lost it when those came on! They are one of the most shocking and hilarious bits in there--they mustn't be touched! They're perfect!

 

[Shakermaker]

The Buck Rogers part was great. Too bad that beedee beedee robot wasn't there.

I just about lost it when those came on! They are one of the most shocking and hilarious bits in there--they mustn't be touched! They're perfect!

Very funneh idd. Those breasts ....


Oh and to be continued .....

 

[Asus]

Yes, everyone must see it.

 

[Stormy]

www.mrtwig.net for all your south park needs.

 

[theotherguy]

wow.

Nintendo Wii, time travel, Richard Dawkins and the flying spaghetti monster all in one episode!?

fantastic.

<3 Richard Dawkins, my favorite intellectual...he is grossly misrepresented in this episode though.

 

[Slacker]

I honestly think that was the best South Park ever. Just about every joke worked for me, and the sex scenes were hilariously awkward.

Plus, the otters at the end KICKED ASS.

 

[Stormy]

OMS! (Oh My Science)