Southern Discomfort

[kmack]

**** the South. **** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the ****ing Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we ****ing founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the ****ing sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were ****ing blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the ****ing monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the **** out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and ****ing Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those ****ing stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for ****ing blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their ****ing Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. **** off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being ****ing arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies ? I don't think so. Arrogance is the ****ing cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so ****ing arrogant if I wasn't paying for your ****ing bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you , so shut up and enjoy your ****ing Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a ****ing swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your ****ing orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal ****ing dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, mother****er, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s ****ing our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own ****ing stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a ****ing minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you ****ing Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s ****ing Massachusetts , the ****ing center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the ****ing nation. Think that’s just some aberration ? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are ****ing blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to ****ing guess? 10 of the top 10 are ****ing red-ass we're-so-****ing-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its ****ing part.

But two guys making out is going to ****ing ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we ****ing get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're ****ing towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us ****ing Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the ****ing Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is ****ing over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your ****ing convention in New York next time. **** off.

the gloves have been taken off :smoking:

source

 

[short recoil]

The south will rise again OH NOES!!!!!
It's meant to be the UNITED states of america.

 

[Absinthe]

Old.

sixchar

 

[Tr0n]

**** you yankee bitch.

Also you dumbass it was for slavery, but for state rights.God damn dumbass...

 

[kmack]

**** you yankee bitch.

Also you dumbass it was for slavery, but for state rights.God damn dumbass...

1 conservative owned

lol i post that monster, and you reply with this, pathetic, i hope some of you other conservatives/southerners do better

Old.

sixchar

blow it out your ass, i didnt force you to read it, go find something better to do than alert us to the timeline on which this topic appeared. :thumbs:

 

[Tr0n]

Well the problem is I ain't a conservative nor am I a liberal, but of course you're too far stuck up your yankee ass to know that.

Christ sakes how many times have I said it?I'M NOT A RIGHTY OR A LEFTY!

Even tho I can use both when I...you know. :naughty:

 

[kmack]

Well the problem is I ain't a conservative nor am I a liberal, but of course you're too far stuck up your yankee ass to know that.

the problem is, your post didnt change anything, the civil war was about slavery AND state rights (he never once said it WASNT about state rights). a moot point.

Even tho I can use both when I...you know. :naughty:

and im disgusted....

 

[Tr0n]

Oh so?

Some northern state was allowed to keep slaves I remember...also did not most northern states before the civil war have slaves?Yes having slaves is bad but the point is some norther states had them also.

 

[kmack]

Oh so?

Some northern state was allowed to keep slaves I remember...also did not most northern states before the civil war have slaves?

yes, but again, you are addressing a very small part of my post, and i think we all know that slavery was abolished in the north, why else would the south want to leave (aside from states rights, but htat is no reason to secede), this isnt the place to discuss the finer points of reson behind the civil war, it is common knowledge the north wanted to free the slaves, and the south wanted to keep them.

frankly, the more modern issues (marriage, taxes etc) addressed here are more important than arguing about whether or not the south wanted slaves more than the north

 

[short recoil]

I'm going to take no side in the argument, all that i will say is kmack is acting like a dick.

 

[Tr0n]

yes, but again, you are addressing a very small part of my post, and i think we all know that slavery was abolished in the north, why else would the south want to leave (aside from states rights, but htat is no reason to secede), this isnt the place to discuss the finer points of reson behind the civil war, it is common knowledge the north wanted to free the slaves, and the south wanted to keep them.

frankly, the more modern issues (marriage, taxes etc) addressed here are more important than arguing about whether or not the south wanted slaves more than the north

Well for one most of your post is ether stereotypes or bullshit I don't really give a good god damn about.

You know it was just a big reason to go too war with the south.Kinda like what bush did with the Iraq war...

 

[kmack]

Well for one most of your post is ether stereotypes or bullshit I don't reall give a good god damn about.

then stop posting about them, but note that they are all backed up with facts on various sources.

the truth hurts.

 

[Tr0n]

then stop posting about them, but note that they are all backed up with facts on various sources.

the truth hurts.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being ****ing arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies ? I don't think so. Arrogance is the ****ing cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so ****ing arrogant if I wasn't paying for your ****ing bridges, bitch.

How the **** is that a fact?

 

[kmack]

How the **** is that a fact?

because people in the northeast are arrogant, the rest of the article goes to say (backed up with facts) the good reason behind that arrogance, even in that is a nice fact about horsies.

use your big boy words and you can understand this article, i know you are from alabama, and im truley sorry, but its no reason to continue reinforcing the article through your ignorance and not to mention denying the souths hard-on for slavery.

 

[Tr0n]

Well for one the article is a dead link.

 

[gh0st]

kmack, it isnt YOUR post, its someone elses.

The civil war was hardly about slavery. How an American can hate part of a region of their own nation with such vigor is pretty ****ing lame. If the north east wasent full of the snivveling liberal elite, ashamed that they can never win the presidency cause everyone else is on to their bullshit, I might actually like them. But no, the Northeast is home to the some of the single worst groups of people on the planet. Lets take new yorkers. They are loud, obnoxious, and smelly. People from New jersey? What a bunch of dickheads, all they do is yell at oncoming traffic. Massachusets... wow, well they are characterised well by John Kerry - a bunch of snivveling rat cowards.

by the way kmack, arent you a Mexican?

 

[kmack]

Well for one the article is a dead link.

guess what the **** stands for in www.****thesouth.com i think even someone from alabama could figure it out, but then again....alabama is the 44th stupidest state. Massachusetts is smartest (my state) :thumbs:

 

[Tr0n]

by the way kmack, arent you a Mexican?

I would make a racist remark, but I will stop while I'm ahead.

 

[Mr Stabby]

you cant act the the open minded liberal and think all southerners are neo-conservatives at the same time.

 

[gh0st]

Oh by the way kmack, GWB is from the 2nd smartest state - Connecticut. Since your generalising about tr0ns state, maybe we should make some generalizations about connecticut and blow your stupid ass list apart.

 

[Tr0n]

Oh by the way kmack, GWB is from the 2nd smartest state - Connecticut. Since your generalising about tr0ns state, maybe we should make some generalizations about connecticut and blow your stupid ass list apart.

Holy shit he is?I didn't know that....

 

[kmack]

kmack, it isnt YOUR post, its someone elses.

i dont remember taking credit for it, i posted a source :|

The civil war was hardly about slavery. How an American can hate part of a region of their own nation with such vigor is pretty ****ing lame. If the north east wasent full of the snivveling liberal elite, ashamed that they can never win the presidency cause everyone else is on to their bullshit, I might actually like them.

which part of the U.S. supported slavery during the civil war south or north?

for the bold part, see my original post for owning.

But no, the Northeast is home to the some of the single worst groups of people on the planet. Lets take new yorkers. They are loud, obnoxious, and smelly. People from New jersey? What a bunch of dickheads, all they do is yell at oncoming traffic. Massachusets... wow, well they are characterised well by John Kerry - a bunch of snivveling rat cowards.

source behind this trash (aside from your mild retardation)? this is just a bunch of crap, people from texas are fat! its true, but not something you say, certainly not something you base an argument on.
and john kerry didnt hide in the texas air national guard during vietnam.

by the way kmack, arent you a Mexican?

im irish

I would make a racist remark, but I will stop while I'm ahead.

maybe there is hope for alabama afterall

Oh by the way kmack, GWB is from the 2nd smartest state - Connecticut. Since your generalising about tr0ns state, maybe we should make some generalizations about connecticut and blow your stupid ass list apart.

that bumbling moron bush is obviously an exception, not the rule, that being said:

go ahead

 

[Tr0n]

Look yes I do agree the south supported slavery, but both maryland and delaware was slaves states before and during the civil war.Hell they was even considering to secede, but they didn't.

 

[kmack]

Look yes I do agree the south supported slavery, but both maryland and delaware was slaves states all.Hell they was even considering to secede, but they didn't.

and i agree with the fact that the Civil war had as much (or more) to do with states rights than slavery.

:thumbs:

 

[gh0st]

You must be irish since your knowledge of American history is just about that of a pile of dog shit.

Do you hate Germany for hitler?
Do you hate Italy for Mussolini?
Do you hate England for raping the Sudan?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, consider yourself the typical, flaming, idiotic rat bastard foreigner who thinks they know your country better than its own occupants do. You flame the south, youve never been there - you're too busy in your hovel eating potatoes.

 

[kmack]

You must be irish since your knowledge of American history is just about that of a pile of dog shit.

Do you hate Germany for hitler?
Do you hate Italy for Mussolini?
Do you hate England for raping the Sudan?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, consider yourself the typical, flaming, idiotic rat bastard foreigner who thinks they know your country better than its own occupants do. You flame the south, youve never been there - you're too busy in your hovel eating potatoes.

Actually, my heritage is irish, i was born in America (as were my parents), I have been to the south, i am not a foreigner, and my knowledge of U.S. and World history is fathoms behind your 11th grade (if that) education. nice try though.

and i think that those racist comments against the irish are uncalled for, as you are the typical american, who has no knowledge of Irish history.

 

[Absinthe]

blow it out your ass, i didnt force you to read it, go find something better to do than alert us to the timeline on which this topic appeared. :thumbs:

If you think you're doing yourself any favors by acting like a total prick, you're dead wrong. The very fact that you apparently treat this piece of writing as gospel shows your total misunderstanding of it.

 

[Mr Stabby]

You must be irish since your knowledge of American history is just about that of a pile of dog shit.

:O that hurt

 

[kmack]

ahhh america, land of....

You must be irish since your knowledge of American history is just about that of a pile of dog shit.

consider yourself the typical, flaming, idiotic rat bastard foreigner who thinks they know your country better than its own occupants do. You flame the south, youve never been there - you're too busy in your hovel eating potatoes.

he's 14 or 15, he'll grow out of it when he gets a job and enters the real world, where you get your asskicked in a bar for saying shit like that.

 

[gh0st]

kmack, surely you dont mind those racist innuendo when youve been lambasting tr0n for living in alabama.

oh by the way, that website about dumbest states is complete bullshit: thats only a ranking of a states elementary school system. its based upon small class sizes and teacher to pupil ratio. must mean EVERYBODY in that state is a complete dumbass.

(dont worry stabby, i'm just trying to allow him to see the error of his ways)

 

[Absinthe]

But don't worry, kmack. Your bile has been overshadowed by gh0st's.

 

[Tr0n]

Well ether it's all bullshit.

Hell if you think the south is so dumb then why the **** was nasa created and founded here in alabama?Hell most of the militaries rockets are created here....

 

[gh0st]

But don't worry, kmack. Your bile has been overshadowed by gh0st's.

Thats laughable. Look at what he's been saying, and look at what I've said. I only responded to what he said. If he's getting mad about it thats his own damn fault.

 

[kmack]

kmack, surely you dont mind those racist innuendo when youve been lambasting tr0n for living in alabama.

and which race, may i ask, is Alabama?

You must be irish since your knowledge of American history is just about that of a pile of dog shit.

you're too busy in your hovel eating potatoes.

that is racism

when you grow up, and get a job, and leave home (when you are 49 ), ok sorry, when you enter the real world, you will learn (the hard way) that you cant say that. YOu will get your ass beat, especially a pencil necked weakling like yourself (oh i went there). careful, this is ok in virtual world, but outside home, you will be beaten.

 

[Mr Stabby]

kmack, surely you dont mind those racist innuendo when youve been lambasting tr0n for living in alabama.

oh by the way, that website about dumbest states is complete bullshit: thats only a ranking of a states elementary school system. its based upon small class sizes and teacher to pupil ratio. must mean EVERYBODY in that state is a complete dumbass.

(dont worry stabby, i'm just trying to allow him to see the error of his ways)

im not really offended

Stereotyping is what leads to war, take N.Ireland for example, we've been killing eachother for years over stereotypes

 

[Absinthe]

*Sigh*

 

[gh0st]

and which race, may i ask, is Alabama?

It doesnt matter. He's just a stupid redneck to you, as is everyone else in the south. You are SOUTHERN if you are from the south.

when you grow up, and get a job, and leave home (when you are 49 ), ok sorry, when you enter the real world, you will learn (the hard way) that you cant say that. YOu will get your ass beat, especially a pencil necked weakling like yourself (oh i went there). careful, this is ok in virtual world, but outside home, you will be beaten.

just like the playground bully, its a role you must thrive in.

im not really offended

Good, I was just saying it in reply to shit like this:

use your big boy words and you can understand this article, i know you are from alabama, and im truley sorry, but its no reason to continue reinforcing the article through your ignorance and not to mention denying the souths hard-on for slavery.

 

[kmack]

*Sigh*

where did you find ghosts pic?

haha, its fun arguing like a conservative!

attack the opponents character, dont use facts, dont care about what they write this is fun and easy

 

[Tr0n]

He makes fun of me and my state and then my education?Then he expects no one to get on to him?

Wow...damn yankees.

 

[kmack]

just like the playground bully, its a role you must thrive in.

im not a bully, but if someone is racist, i will give them a piece of my mind, when you grow up and enter the real world, you will find you cant get away with saying "you must be irish because you dont know shit about american history, or "you live in a hovel eating potatoes", just fair warning.