Spaceship Jesus

[Tollbooth Willie]

http://www.spaceshipjesus.com/

 

[Raziaar]

 

[VirusType2]

"This is the TRUTH revealed to me DECEMBER 25, 1974 in a motel room in CALIFORNIA, when I MET SPACESHIP JESUS FACE-TO-FACE and It endowed upon me the wisdom of all wise men and the vision of all prophets who have ever lived before me.

SUPERMEN are born under the ocean, where they rise out of waves and conquer all evil by deriving their power from Ziggurats of Power, what was once known in Ancient Egypt and Mayan cultures as Pyramids but embodied today as HOTELS, such as the Plaza Hotel, the Biltmore Hotel, the Hilton, and most especially, Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, capital of all SUPERMEN."

 

[Darkside55]

most especially, Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, capital of all SUPERMEN

Fuck dude I love the Luxor. They used to have this Nile boatride that'd take you up around the arcade, it was so awesome.

 

[Tyguy]

spaceship jesus needs a cool theme song

 

[Maestro]

What is this I don't even...

 

[Tyguy]

What is this I don't even...

it's spaceship jesus...duh

 

[Shakermaker]

The NAZIS have created SUPERMEN like HULK HOGAN, during World War II, who is a zygotic chimera of Great NAZI leaders implanted into the sperm of Whales and impregnating Squid in an attempt to make HULK HOGAN the Great White Blonde Hero, the Ubermensch as mentioned by Nietzsche, and yet despite NAZI intentions, HULK HOGAN is the strongarm of SPACESHIP JESUS, set on Earth to battle evil and conquer the world in AMERICAN Superiority. Are you White? Emulate HULK HOGAN.

Oh rofl.

EDIT

PARIS HILTON is the reincarnation of Aphrodite/Venus. Pray to Paris Hilton to give you Love Powers so that you will be able to have Sexual Intercourse with Beautiful Women in Hotel rooms!!!!! Paris Hilton must be impregnated by HULK HOGAN in order to bring 2nd Phase Supermen into nexus with the 1000-HEADED BABY PROPHECY that eats all Colonial Parasites spewed by JERRY SPRINGER-AL GORE PRO-ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE which attempts to stop SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES from reaching our Planet.

I like where this is going.

 

[Acepilotf14]

..What.