Spaghetti OH NOES!!!!

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So i got home from work and had planned to make spaghetti for dinner. This was perfect as I have some great home made sauce and meatballs. As soon as I opened the fridge, I remembered that im extremely lazy and resorted to grabbing a can of spaghetti O's. Only 1 problem, no can opener.

I took a knife, glared at the unopened can with unbridled enthusiasm, and began stabbing it like the protagonist from some Alfred Hitchcock film. Long story short, I think I ingested small pieces of the can. Is this bad? I've heard of people eating entire bicycles before but for some reason I cant see how metal going through me is a good thing.
 
Shards will rip you up. Go to a doctor.

Stop by the grocery store and get a can opener on the way.
 
Barney Trouble said:
So i got home from work and had planned to make spaghetti for dinner. This was perfect as I have some great home made sauce and meatballs. As soon as I opened the fridge, I remembered that im extremely lazy and resorted to grabbing a can of spaghetti O's. Only 1 problem, no can opener.

I took a knife, glared at the unopened can with unbridled enthusiasm, and began stabbing it like the protagonist from some Alfred Hitchcock film. Long story short, I think I ingested small pieces of the can. Is this bad? I've heard of people eating entire bicycles before but for some reason I cant see how metal going through me is a good thing.
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1. how is your new name less boring? it's a bit gay too if you ask me

2.you'll be fine...cans are made of steel sheets covered with zinc to prevent rust and corrosion. all of these materials are solvable in the human body. unless your intestine wants to cut you up from inside you'll be fine
 
You're mentally challenged, but you'll live.
 
jverne said:
1. how is your new name less boring? it's a bit gay too if you ask me
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I guess you see what you want to see ;)

Lucid said:
You're mentally challenged, but you'll live.
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I disagree, I think im just a lazy sob who never learned to cook after moving out and rely on my girlfriend to keep me fed.
 
and masturbation...plus she does my laundry.
 
if the people dont bleed from the mouth after eating them there is no problem
 
Barney Trouble said:
I disagree, I think im just a lazy sob who never learned to cook after moving out and rely on my girlfriend to keep me fed.
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No, you're mentally challenged because you managed to get small pieces of metal out of the can while cutting it open with a knife. I've never managed this performance....
 
It can be done with those super knives they sell on TV shop.
 
I heard it was high in protein. That with fish and you're set!
 
are you thinking what im thinking?

FISH SPERM
 
xlucidx and tyguy with new names? wut? Did i time paradox or sumit? Midge, help me out here.
 
D: Zuh?

someone change my name to Jimbo, I deserve it by now.
 
jimbo118 said:
xlucidx and tyguy with new names? wut? Did i time paradox or sumit? Midge, help me out here.
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When I noticed his named changed I for some reason desired the same. I shoulda picked xlucidx :)

jimbo118 said:
D: Zuh?

someone change my name to Jimbo, I deserve it by now.
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I second this motion, let the other 117 jimbos take their turn
 
I once chewed on a chocolate bar wrap for about an hour, then i spit it out i noticed that it was just completely colorless, just aluminium-chrome like. Somehow i had sucked up all the happy color from it.

I was later prognosed with cancer in the liver and a severe case of frostbite in my left eyeball. :smoking:
 
jimbo118 said:
xlucidx and tyguy with new names? wut? Did i time paradox or sumit? Midge, help me out here.
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I think people suddenly realised they can get mods to change their names, after reading the "Username history" thread.

LOLOL
 
I once had to to open a tin of dog food but the pull-ring thing came straight off. Got a can-opener out but I had never used a can opener before, didn't know what I was doing and then I broke the damn can opener. Not wanting to risk our only remaining can opener I used a blunt knife to open it. It took me at least half an hour to do it. I was home alone, BTW.
 
Unfocused said:
I think people suddenly realised they can get mods to change their names, after reading the "Username history" thread.

LOLOL
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People should bear in mind that name changes are by request and, as such, I'm often likely to say "no", or change their name to "Wanky Mc****stick" or similar.
 
Hmm well in the simpsons bart ate a razor blade
He had to get his appendixs out
But this probably has no relevance
 
Gemma said:
Hmm well in the simpsons bart ate a razor blade
He had to get his appendixs out
But this probably has no relevance
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Hey post a bigger pic of yourself in the Dirty mugshots thread.
 
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