Spartacus

How many men would you kill to hold your wife again?
I would kill them all.

Sounds kick ass.
 
Might watch this at some point. Considering it.
 
i am all caught up. my friend told me to watch this, that night i watched like 5 episodes. its pretty much the style of 300 and the story of the Gladiator in an awesome tv show. one little thing i dislike, is the crazy amount of horse dick i mean junk. they really like to show the male form and the female too i might add. dont watch this with your relatives especially if you are prone to easy erections. it makes it hard to watch with other people around
 
This show sucks. I watched the majority of the first episode, and dear god they just straight up stole scenes from 300 and Gladiator. No ****ing shame whatsoever. I'm talking shot for shot stolen scenes. Nothing in it is enough to make up for that travesty, the characters suck, story is silly, character dynamics are laughable. That not to mention how probably 30% of the show is nothing but pornography. Not even good pornography either. This show is abysmal.
 
Krynn72 said:
This show sucks. I watched the majority of the first episode, and dear god they just straight up stole scenes from 300 and Gladiator. No ****ing shame whatsoever. I'm talking shot for shot stolen scenes. Nothing in it is enough to make up for that travesty, the characters suck, story is silly, character dynamics are laughable. That not to mention how probably 30% of the show is nothing but pornography. Not even good pornography either. This show is abysmal.
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don't listen to this guy, hes full of shit!

anyway the average person who only watches Academy Award winning shit and Emmy Award Winning shit won't like this but any normal person that enjoys barbaric gladiatorial fights, busty women and plenty of action will. Basically its a man's show, and anyone who bashes it pretty much has a small dick

or no dick
 
Or a dick that doesnt **** nasty disease ridden whores.
 
Warped said:
anyway the average person who only watches Academy Award winning shit and Emmy Award Winning shit won't like this but any normal person that enjoys barbaric gladiatorial fights, busty women and plenty of action will. Basically its a man's show, and anyone who bashes it pretty much has a small dick
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You are so disgustingly American.
 
Neither does Yorick.

But seriously, it's pretty cool.
 
Warped said:
anyway the average person who only watches Academy Award winning shit and Emmy Award Winning shit won't like this but any normal person that enjoys barbaric gladiatorial fights, busty women and plenty of action will. Basically its a man's show, and anyone who bashes it pretty much has a small dick
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If only a meteor could hit you in the face. A show for all demographics! Both big and small. And minute.
 
A man's show? That first episode has got to be the most homo-erotic thing I've ever seen, and I've seen 300. There were literally two muscular completely naked, sweaty men wrestling with each other. Granted, there were some boobies later, but still.
 
Krynn72 said:
This show sucks. I watched the majority of the first episode, and dear god they just straight up stole scenes from 300 and Gladiator. No ****ing shame whatsoever. I'm talking shot for shot stolen scenes. Nothing in it is enough to make up for that travesty, the characters suck, story is silly, character dynamics are laughable. That not to mention how probably 30% of the show is nothing but pornography. Not even good pornography either. This show is abysmal.
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And all the actors put on those stupid semi-English accents and speak like they're on a stage.
 
Samon said:
If only a meteor could hit you in the face. A show for all demographics! Both big and small. And minute.
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For some reason I imagined warped getting his face blown up by a giant meteor.

lol.
 
The reason being that Samon wished for it, and thus painted you a mental image, in witch Warped had his face smashed by a meteor? Might that be the reason?
 
For some reason I imagined Shyam saying he imagined the exact thing that Samon described yet not knowing the reason for why he imagined it, and Rizzo pointing out that Samon's post was the reason.

lol.
 
Warped said:
anyway the average person who only watches Academy Award winning shit and Emmy Award Winning shit won't like this but any normal person that enjoys barbaric gladiatorial fights, busty women and plenty of action will. Basically its a man's show, and anyone who bashes it pretty much has a small dick

or no dick
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A) You just described average and normal people as completely different people.

B) Every time you refer to yourself as the common man I lose hope in humanity.

Yorick said:
You are so disgustingly American.
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I become more dissapointed with you by the day.
 
So, is there any reason to watch this show when I could just pop in 300 or Gladiator?
 
some may call it shallow but the plot thickens and becomes less about monstrous amounts of sex and boobs and more about Spartacus' internal struggle and....

...ok at times the show is really mindless but it defeats some shows that beat about the bush for 6 or so Seasons
 
my one gripe with the show is the overuse of the phrase "Jupiter's cock!"

also, the actor who plays Quintus Batiatus is kinda crappy, but I don't care.


edit: As a modern person, if I walked into the streets of Capua/Rome/any city of the Roman Empire, I'd probably have a perma stiffie considering how pretty much every titty is just hanging out ALL THE TIME.
 
Nah probably not. Because there would also be mangy old woman tits and haggard old man dicks too. Not to mention shit and piss everywhere. They pissed and shit in pots and threw it all into the streets each morning.
 
Krynn72 said:
Nah probably not. Because there would also be mangy old woman tits and haggard old man dicks too. Not to mention shit and piss everywhere. They pissed and shit in pots and threw it all into the streets each morning.
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You shit on the streets every day. You're a dog.
 
Warped said:
don't listen to this guy, hes full of shit!

anyway the average person who only watches Academy Award winning shit and Emmy Award Winning shit won't like this but any normal person that enjoys barbaric gladiatorial fights, busty women and plenty of action will. Basically its a man's show, and anyone who bashes it pretty much has a small dick

or no dick
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Show sucks dude. It's ****ing dumb and completely uninteresting. You suck for defending it so strongly.
 
smwScott said:
Show sucks dude. It's ****ing dumb and completely uninteresting. You suck for defending it so strongly.
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I'm going to guess that you stopped after the 1st episode.

also the show has matured a bit. the characters barely have sex anymore and it looks more toned down a bit. i noticed a lot more plot and dialogue as of recently
 
Warped, have you ever sat down and thought, "Huh, I wonder if there's something wrong with me..."?
 
Samon said:
Warped, have you ever sat down and thought, "Huh, I wonder if there's something wrong with me..."?
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theres no thinking like that in my head

seriously dude, your asking a guy, who calls his online persona 'Warped' if he thinks something wrong

and yes there probably is something wrong with me, just as the rest of us.
 
Warped said:
and yes there probably is something wrong with me, just as the rest of us.
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For some reason I imagined a new pane in that Weird comic from the image dump that says, "there are people who watch shows with hairy roman cock and saggy tits" with a picture of Warped watching Sparticus.
 
Anyone else think that this looks like an awesome mix between Gladiator and 300?
 
Yeah absolutely. Hope Spartacus doesn't die from cancer though. Otherwise they'll have to rename it to CRIXUS! Tits and cock.
 
So, apparently this show is actually pretty good now?
Been hearing pretty good things about the latter half of the season.
 
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