Special Report: Boy hits puberty

[Tyguy]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/davey_gendelman_hits_puberty

Despite repeated denials from the transparently defensive Gendelman, members of his peer group told reporters that the Whitford native now experiences spontaneous erections throughout the day.

and in other news...hahaha
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_alzheimer_s_patients_say

 

[Lucid]

Lol...

 

[PvtRyan]

Hahaha

The Onion is awesome, their videos are hilarious:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_alzheimer_s_patients_say
(doesn't work for me in Firefox, only in IE)

 

[Baal]

Google and Wiki did nothing.

Who is this kid? :|

 

[PvtRyan]

Google and Wiki did nothing.

Who is this kid? :|

It's The Onion.

*hint*

Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground?utm_source=videomrss_61183

 

[Sulkdodds]

I love how you can tell, from the way the story is written, that the reporters are complete bastards and also burglars.

 

[Baal]

Hahaha

The Onion is awesome, their videos are hilarious:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_alzheimer_s_patients_say
(doesn't work for me in Firefox, only in IE)

haha that is AWESOME!

The old man in the park...wow, just...so awesome! Mainly because the old man in the park reminded me of Mickey Rooney, but still.

 

[guitars savior]

The boy's penis, although still tiny compared to those of most boys his age, is becoming erect at other times as well, including in the hallway between classes, on the school bus, and at lunch, an analysis of school security-camera footage confirmed.

hahaha

When informed of her classmate's sexual interest in her underwear, Miller called Gendelman "perverted and gross."

haha, thats great.

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/339

 

[Baal]

It's The Onion.

*hint*

Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground?utm_source=videomrss_61183

No, I know it's fake, I just thought that maybe the kid had some claim to fame or something, and they were making fun of him.

Nevermind then, it's just non-sensical humour. Rad! :thumbs:

 

[Tyguy]

in any event, that kid must be PISSED

 

[Baal]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_abortion_bill_to_require

There are no words

 

[Tyguy]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_abortion_bill_to_require

There are no words

haha, a 9 month waiting period for all abortions...

 

[Stingey]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground?utm_source=videomrss_62366

 

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