Spider crawls all over the pope

The reason it didn't bite him: it thought he was the web.
 
He is constantly in the presence of The Holy Spider Ghost.
 
I was hoping for a decent reaction, like whacking himself in the face with the bible or something.
 
The spider lives inside the Pope's ear.
 
If I were one of his handlers I'd've stepped in to remove it. An interruption of his speech would be better than a bible whack to one's own face.
 
MuToiD_MaN said:
If I were one of his handlers I'd've stepped in to remove it. An interruption of his speech would be better than a bible whack to one's own face.
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No one interrupts Palpatine in his address to the republic, no one.
 
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Pope.
 
Spider Pope, Spider Pope, does whatever... god tells him to do...
 
how ironic...a spider crawls on the pope. now, if it was a snake i'd be really rofl
 
I like how the spider is just kind of checking out various bits of him and coming away looking vaguely bored and dissatisfied.

*crawls over left shoulder*
'Nope.'
*crawls over back*
'Nope.'
*crawls over right shoulder*
'...sigh, Nope.'
*crawls up to neck*
'Hmm, Pope.'
 
The pope controls the arachnids, everyone knows this, he's like a cheesy late 80's/early 90's horror villain.
 
I feel bad for the director. He tried his best.
 
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