Spider sex violent but effective

[Baserape>]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8023413.stm

A violent but evolutionarily effective mating strategy has been spotted in spiders from Israel.

Males of the aptly-named Harpactea sadistica species pierce the abdomen of females, fertilising their eggs directly in the ovaries.

The so-called traumatic insemination gives the first male to inseminate a reproductive advantage by bypassing structures in the females' genitalia.

:O

 

[VirusType2]

lol.

You make baby now.

/forces penis directly into womb

 

[Tyguy]

see, this is the double standard you always encounter...if humans did the same thing it would be considered rape. lame.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

see, this is the double standard you always encounter...if humans did the same thing it would be considered rape. lame.

Yes, it really makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm glad my penis isn't sharp enough to perform such a procedure.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm glad my penis isn't sharp enough to perform such a procedure.

Wait....yours isn't...?

*Starts to file down penis*

 

[MJ12]

I actually think this is fascinating.


Also, female bedbugs don't have a "vagina" so the male uses it's drill like "penis" in order to drill into her.

 

[Stigmata]

lol.

You make baby now.

/forces penis directly into womb

 

[Tyguy]

this makes a mushroom stamp look like child's play

 

[Raziaar]

Finally, male spiders get to be the ones who are violent, not just the females.

 

[VirusType2]

Spider porn is like a snuff film.

 

[<RJMC>]

Finally, male spiders get to be the ones who are violent, not just the females.

yeah especially since in all spiders the female allways eat the male after ****ing

male spider:" oh yeeeaah I am done"*cigarette*

female spider:"oh it was amazing"*cigarette*"but you know what?"

male spider:"what babe?"

female spider:"I am starting to feel a little....*get closer to male*..hungry"

male spider"............hm?AAAAAHHHHHH-"

 

[VirusType2]

The so-called traumatic insemination gives the first male to inseminate a reproductive advantage by bypassing structures in the females' genitalia.

bypassing structures in the females' genitalia.

bypassing structures in the females' genitalia.

No time baby, the vagina just takes too long. THERE'S NO TIME.


Oh, sure, it's fine if an arachnid does it. It's an amazing evolutionary discovery, but if I go off do it, I go to jail.

Vagina is obsolete now. RIP Vagina 0000-2009

 

[Dodo]

Lawlz
Also: spider chicks dont shave their legs : S

-dodo

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Lawlz
Also: spider chicks dont shave their legs : S

-dodo

Dude, they've got eight of them, that's a lot of their day gone, give them a break.