Spoil me!

[Varg|Hund]

Right people, I want spoilers! :E
Anything from posts in spoilertags to PM's with links to HL2 Storyline sites will do. Google wasn't very helpful

So, anyone feel like showing a poor soul where to find the storyline?

 

[bliink]

no.. dont do it, man!

 

[Crash Happy]

You've got 1600+ posts, what you been doing? Typing blind?

 

[joule]

Varg|Hund's gone apeshit, man! :O

 

[Tiddalick]

So close,
I think you should hold on a while longer, you will enjoy the game more!

 

[Slime]

Oh please, don't make me really think you are a hamster.

(The others might not get this )

 

[Danimal]

Look Varg|Hung piiiiie down here! No spoilers... piiiiiie
Keep distracted by the pie until HL2 realeases!

Piiiiiiiiiie

 

[czrsink]

I have the entire game, on DVD which I haxored from Valve. I'm putting it on Ebay for a starter price of $100, but you could PM with a bid.

There's plenty of spoilers in that for you.

 

[Kouler]

Gman is Gordon's dad... Alyx loves Gordon... Barney is Dr Breen's right hand man... Gordon kills Breen... Dog accidently kills Eli... Mossman is really working for the Combine... Striders are controlable... Gordon's crowbar is made in Italy... Vortigaunts are just evolved versions of the Orcish Horde... Gordon blows up the Citadel by destroying its main fusion reactors, and escapes from City 17 just in time (guess which game is similar )... theres a secret army of headcrabs under City 17 with 5 Gonarches, Breen ressurects Nihilanth, who comes back as an Alien Grunt instead of a big baby... Gordon goes back in time to stop the Black Mesa incident from occuring by killing himself in the past, but surviving somehow in the future... thats all I can think of now

 

[czrsink]

Damn! How can you possibly expect me to sell it now you've given the entire plot away!

 

[Danimal]

Yes and Dr Klienar is Gordon's brother =P (sarcasm)

 

[Kouler]

Damn! How can you possibly expect me to sell it now you've given the entire plot away!

Sorry

 

[Sharasment panda]

The G-man and his band of thugs: G-Unit stop the combine with there mix of aggrssive ganstar rap, intimidating tattoos and Reebok sneekers. Gordon releases his first solo album, including colabirations with Whitney Houston, Boy George and Heinz Winkler(South African Idols winner). Alyx makes herself a successful career in private entertainement at the Bunny Ranch is Las Vegas. Oh, and right at the end you have to battle Wade Robson to save Usher from being dropped off the chart.

 

[we11er]

Gordon is a tranny (though he's still not sure about surgery...)

 

[czrsink]

I wonder if Valve will let Alyx do a Playboy cover, a bit like that bird from Bloodrayne?

 

[PvtRyan]

Storyline:

gordon is liek 'omgwtf gman, ur ghey! lolz' and teh gman is liek 'dude, i fcking pwned ur ass' then gordon was liek 'haxhaxhax!11~1!' n then da gman says 'rofl wtf newb' and alyx was liek 'gordon and gman, sexx0r meh!'

 

[<RJMC>]

this is a true spoiler

Spoiler

COMBINES EAT CHICKENS LOL

 

[Sparta]

this is a true spoiler

Spoiler

COMBINES EAT CHICKENS LOL

DAMNIT!! WHY DID I READ THAT!!!

 

[czrsink]

You crazy guys a shedding $$$ off the value of my HAXOR coED HL" omfg WTF! LOL on EBay.

Pack it in!!!

 

[Asuka]

So close,
I think you should hold on a while longer, you will enjoy the game more!

What he said ^

 

[Clavius]

What he said ^

ditto ^

 

[Alyx_Lover]

Thsi is huge spoilers!

Spoiler

alyx dies

Spoiler

barney really "works" for the combine

Spoiler

Alyx gives G-man oral sex!

 

[MetaKnight]

You can kill the Gman.

I'm joking around. I don't really know.

 

[wayne white]

alyx dies.

 

[<RJMC>]

this is the last boss

Spoiler

IS A GIANT ROBOT WHIT THE SHAPE OF GMAN LOL

 

[Adrien C]

Please close this thread, it'll will just get people in trouble.