Staph infection

[sinkoman]

So, I went to the doctor today because this scab on my knee has been white and pussy, and all these other scabs on my body have been turning same (7, swolen, red ringed, green scab, puss spraying spots total), and they told me that I have a systemic Staph infection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methicillin-resistant_Staphylococcus_aureus to be exact), put me on some antibiotics (bactrin), gave me an antiseptic wash thing (Himilin or sommat like that), and some sort of ointment.

Anybody got any suggestions on what I can do to heal up faster? These spots hurt like a BITCH.

 

[Raziaar]

I think you have lepresy.

 

[sinkoman]

I think you have lepresy.

Well, at least I don't have leprosy.

 

[Vegeta897]

I had leprisy the other week.

 

[Raziaar]

Well, at least I don't have leprosy.

Argh, damn you. You win.

 

[Qonfused]

Too bad you do.

Too many posts.

 

[Que-Ever]

Thank god it isn't leprasy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Thank god it isn't leprasy.

Never speak of that word :O

 

[Que-Ever]

I'm sorry, I forgot! I'm sorry!

 

[ailevation]

I Just got treated for leprusy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Pansy. Real men just ride that out.

 

[Raziaar]

Laugh it up people... laugh it up. When I'm gone, you have no source of humor in your lives.

 

[Que-Ever]

It's ok... that other man has a better santa-hat cow avatar than you.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yes, but which one of us is the REAL cow?

 

[ailevation]

Trick Question! Both Are Surreal!

 

[Que-Ever]

Then who have I been worshippping?

 

[Raziaar]

You've ruined my Christmas. I hope you're happy.

 

[Que-Ever]

I haven't had solid food in two days. It's driving me nuts

 

[Raziaar]

I appologize for derailing this thread. Please forgive me Sinkoman.

Let's get talking about the original post.

 

[sinkoman]

I haven't had solid food in two days. It's driving me nuts

And my elbow is a giant green and white mess.

Ontopic peoples. Ideas?

 

[Que-Ever]

You've seen the doctor, haven't you? Do what he tells you.

 

[Vegeta897]

Our humor therapy has completely failed.

Back to the drawing board.

 

[Que-Ever]

Laughter isn't the best medicine, I guess.

 

[Vegeta897]

Execute plan B.

*unzips pants*

 

[Naudian]

Lol I thought it was Raz the whole time until I noticed Veg's name

 

[Fliko]

Eat a shitload of garlic, its a natural antibotic

 

[hungryduck]

sounds like fun.

 

[Uriel]

Maggots will clean that wound nicely.

 

[JFry]

mmmm scabs are delicious.

 

[Operational]

Anybody got any suggestions on what I can do to heal up faster? These spots hurt like a BITCH.

Kiss it better?

 

[Azner]

Get a dog to kiss youre wound, old celts used to do thar!

 

[Steven]

So, I went to the doctor today because this scab on my knee has been white and pussy, and all these other scabs on my body have been turning same (7, swolen, red ringed, green scab, puss spraying spots total), and they told me that I have a systemic Staph infection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methicillin-resistant_Staphylococcus_aureus to be exact), put me on some antibiotics (bactrin), gave me an antiseptic wash thing (Himilin or sommat like that), and some sort of ointment.

Anybody got any suggestions on what I can do to heal up faster? These spots hurt like a BITCH.

Enjoy your aids.