Star Wars the Musical!

[CptStern]

Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the
other puppets
Luke, be a Jedi tonight!

George Lucas has signed off on Star Wars: A Musical Journey, a two-hour live musical event featuring John Williams' Oscar-winning score.

Premiering next year in London's O2 arena, the production will be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in sync with movie clips from the six live-action films. The show will play in chronological order, from The Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081222/en_music_eo/74477

someone please kill george lucas

 

[TimoJay]

interesting..

just guessing, u got the song from simpsons?

 

[<RJMC>]

leia: ooh help me obi wan, ooh help me obi wan!

chorus: obi wan obi wan...obi wan obi wan!...oooooh obi wan!
chorus: obi wan obi wan!

luke: I cant take it anymore!

obi wan: to rescue her the force you must learn before!

*techno mix*

chorus: obi wan obi wan!...obi wan obi wan! oooohh obi wan!

*c3p0 makes breakdance*

 

[McGooTheWise]

Oh, for god's sake... Can't he come up with another Franchise? Star Wars games are the only thing that are worthwhile in the franchise anymore, and even then, Battlefront is the best, and is just a rip off of Battlefield.

Then again, I could just be talking out of my ass, but this is unacceptable!

I suspect a trap.

 

[MJ12]

well i want to see how they play off the burning and disfigurement of Darth Vader into a chorus of a song.

 

[Omnomnick]

This reminded me of what my friend and I were talking about the other day, we watched the newest Indiana Jones, him having not seen the ending immediatley went 'O_O?'

We started saying that George Lucas was CLEARLY abducted at a young age.

 

[morgs]

I used to like George Lucas once upon a time

 

[<RJMC>]

well i want to see how they play off the burning and disfigurement of Darth Vader into a chorus of a song.

chorus: we are the champions!...the empire has been defeated!

*lukes puts darth vader in fire*

chorus: and the dark side has met its end!

*lukes cry while dancers sing*

chorus: we are the champions..wee are the champions!!!...

*lukes stand up and raises his lightsaber in the air and shouts*

chorus:.. of the wooooooooorld!!!1

*lights and fireworks appears while whole scenario spins*

 

[Darkside55]

Obi Wan: Anakin, why couldn't you have just stayed calm for once, instead of flying off the handle?

I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever
I hope you think you're clever

Anakin:

I hope YOU'RE happy!
I hope you're happy too!
I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed the council's ambition!

Duet:

SO THOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Obi Wan: Anakin, listen to me! Just...just say you're sorry.

You can still remain a Jedi, what you've worked and waited for
you can have all you ever wanted

Anakin:

I know! But I don't want it--no! I can't want it anymore!
Something has changed within me...something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules of of someone else's game
Too late to betray the emperor, nightmares when I go to sleep
it's time to trust my instincts
close my eyes and leap

It's time to try defying gravity
I think I'll try defying gravity

And you can't pull me down!

Obi Wan: Can't I make you understand? You're having delusions of grandeur.

Anakin:

I'm through accepting limits 'cause Yoda says they're so
Maybe I can't save Padme
but 'til I try I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost!

I'd sooner try defying gravity
Tell me goodbye I'm defying gravity

And you can't pull me down!

Think of what the emperor and I can do together!

I'm limited
Together we're unlimited!
Together we'll be the greatest team that's ever been!

Dreams the way I planned them
if we work in tandem
there's no Clone War we cannot win!

Just he and I defying gravity
with he and I defying gravity

They'll never bring us down!

Obi Wan:

I hope you're happy
now that you're choosing this

Anakin: Me too. I hope it brings you bliss.

Duet:

I REALLY HOPE YOU GET IT
AND YOU DON'T LIVE TO REGRET IT
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE END
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
OLD FRIEND

Anakin:

So if you care to find me
look to the Coruscant sky
As Palpatine told me lately
everyone deserves the chance to fly!

And if I'm flying solo
at least I'm flying free
To Jedi who would duel me
take a message back from me

Tell them how I am defying gravity!
I'm flying high defying gravity!

And soon I'll match them in reknown!

Nobody, in any galaxy
no Jedi that there is or was
is ever gonna bring me down!

Jedi: Look at him! He's Sith! Get him!

Anakin:

BRING ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

Jedi: Nobody mourns the Sith! So we've got to bring him

Anakin:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jedi: Down!

*Obi Wan slices his leg off*

 

[Dalamari]

Obi-Wan: And how do we keep our balance Luke? I can tell you in one word: TRADITIOOOOOON!

 

[Jintor]

****ing record that Darkseid.