CptStern
suckmonkey
- Joined
- May 5, 2004
- Messages
- 10,315
- Reaction score
- 62
best customer service ever, spelling ftw:
Starforce customer rep: "You’re lying! IF you publish an appology on our forums for being a liar, we may continue converstaiton."
"What’s this all about? Over at r-force.org, the admin has posted an exchange he had with Starforce customer service. To be honest, we’re not nearly technoheaded enough to figure out what the issue that started the discussion was about… it has something to do with “multidropper techniques” Starforce uses to propogate itself over networks, preventing it from being deleted. The initial post was politely worded.
So how did Starforce respond? Just about the way you’d expect, given their claims that their critics are members of the Russian mafia: they called him a liar, then asked him how much he was being paid. Rather humorlessly, r-force.org’s admin immediately started threatening lawsuits, making us roll our eyes. But the real joy in the exchange is this resplendent moment in which Starforce demonstrates the omniscient ken of their customer service skills."
Comment from Sage386 (Starforce Admin)
"What are you talking about??
SF in a MBR?? Spread across every partition and shared network drive?? What a nonsense!
You mister are talking tales.
I understand your attitude to SF, but talking pure LIES???
What kind of person you are?
Or, rather should i ask how much you get paid for those posts?"
http://r-force.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=44&mode=&order=0&thold=0
Starforce customer rep: "You’re lying! IF you publish an appology on our forums for being a liar, we may continue converstaiton."
"What’s this all about? Over at r-force.org, the admin has posted an exchange he had with Starforce customer service. To be honest, we’re not nearly technoheaded enough to figure out what the issue that started the discussion was about… it has something to do with “multidropper techniques” Starforce uses to propogate itself over networks, preventing it from being deleted. The initial post was politely worded.
So how did Starforce respond? Just about the way you’d expect, given their claims that their critics are members of the Russian mafia: they called him a liar, then asked him how much he was being paid. Rather humorlessly, r-force.org’s admin immediately started threatening lawsuits, making us roll our eyes. But the real joy in the exchange is this resplendent moment in which Starforce demonstrates the omniscient ken of their customer service skills."
Comment from Sage386 (Starforce Admin)
"What are you talking about??
SF in a MBR?? Spread across every partition and shared network drive?? What a nonsense!
You mister are talking tales.
I understand your attitude to SF, but talking pure LIES???
What kind of person you are?
Or, rather should i ask how much you get paid for those posts?"
http://r-force.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=44&mode=&order=0&thold=0