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Obesity 'Virus' Spread Like Common Cold, Scientists Say




Obesity can be "caught" as easily as a common cold from other people's coughs, sneezes and dirty hands, scientists are set to declare today.

The condition has been linked to a highly-infectious virus which causes sniffles and sore throats.

Nikhil Dhurandhar, an associate professor at The Pennington Biomedical Research Center, in Baton Rouge, La., said the virus, known as AD-36, infects the lungs then whisks around the body, forcing fat cells to multiply and also causing sore throats.

"When this virus goes to fat tissue it replicates, making more copies of itself and in the process increases the number of new fat cells, which may explain why the fat tissue expands and why people get fat when they are infected with this virus," Dhurandhar said.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html

so all fatties are in fact Boomers?
 
He ninja'd well, Vegeta san
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Fox sux.

So is it just me or is the article actually saying that this is a virus that is most likely to spread to fat people, and not like it can spread to thin people and make them fat.

The picture in the article seems hilariously unnecessary.

"Oh this is what a fat person looks like, in case you've forgotten." It's not even a person who has the infection, it's just some random fat guy. (or girl?)
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
But what if I'm sexually aroused by fatties? I can't just ignore this, man!
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wear a biosuit ..cut a hole for your penor and wear a condom on top of that ..also wash yourself with bleach and pour lye on the infected area afterwards and you should be ok
 
Seems like a another excuse for fatties. "Oh, i am fat because of the virus"
 
For every fatty, there's a God dammed excuse
I had cancer in one of my lymph glands
WHATEVER

I'm eight months pregnant
WAA WAAA

Hi, I'm Michael Phelps, and I won a record amount of gold medals in the 2008 Beijing Olympics
SURE YOU DID, DOUCHE BAG. GO EAT SOME MORE ****ING CAKE

THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY
 
bah I'm a vegetarian and even I know fatty meat is best for the bbq; it locks in the juices and prevents it from drying
 
I'm pretty sure Stern is a big, fat 40 years old guy.
 
After searching the records, I found this ancient drawing of Stern. In his younger days, he was quite the strapping fellow, although already here you can see the onset of a middle age paunch.

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Pesmerga said:
Yeah.... um....






wat?
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The article is originally from the british tabloid, The Sun. Written by their John Coles. The Fox site even links to the original.

Point being The Sun is of even lower standard than Fox.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
After searching the records, I found this ancient drawing of Stern. In his younger days, he was quite the strapping fellow, although already here you can see the onset of a middle age paunch.

gocanada2tn.jpg
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lol, the resemblence is uncanny


Eejit said:
Point being The Sun is of even lower standard than Fox.
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THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!!!
 
BOOMER!

Lol, Obesity Virus
 
Sorry boss I can't be buggered to show up for work this morning, I've caught a nasty case of the fat.
 
Now I have a legitimate excuse to treat fat people like the plague!






Jk <3 u fat people.
 
On an off-topic note, I've always wanted to yell "BOOMER!" at a fat person. Anyone ever done this?
 
Me and my friend especially love the Boomer because there used to be this fat kid we knew in Gradeschool named Tony.

He was very Fat and he would eat so much that he would vomit on the playground.
 
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