Steam Is F-Ing Gay

[Dog--]

Ever since that stupid steam update I can't play any games, all it does is "Scan for steam game updates" and that's all it friggin does, i can't play ANYTHING, because it never stps "Scanning for steam game updates" is this happening to anyone else, and if so, how do I fix it, i wanna friggin play my F-ing game for F sakes.

 

[sinkoman]

It means that your internet connection is buggering it up.

 

[Dog--]

Oh, ok so if I leave it, it will eventually play? kool, either way STEAM IS F-ING GAY

 

[sinkoman]

Oh, ok so if I leave it, it will eventually play? kool, either way STEAM IS F-ING GAY

Dunno if just leaving it will help, but if you get "Updating Steam Platform" or "Checking for Steam Updates" and it won't go away, it usually means that steam can't connecto to the internet.

 

[15357]

Steam sucks.

 

[^Ben]

/bandwagon

 

[BeaverMon]

/me joins the "I hate Steam!" bandwagon.

 

[^Ben]

Well I might aswell start helping, do you have a router or a firewall?

 

[RaBiD WeAzEL]

Yeah.... First thing that I thought was firewall...

Tell us more, sir...

 

[Mystery Squid]

didn't someone once say steam hata's were in the minority? LOL

Steam sucks.

 

[^Ben]

Yeah 3 people in the last month, and this problem is down to his firewall.

 

[Pesmerga]

didn't someone once say steam hata's were in the minority? LOL

Steam sucks.

Steam ****ing rules, prick. Shut the **** up and piss off you god damn bitch ****.

 

[Mutley]

Steam ****ing rules, prick. Shut the **** up and piss off you god damn bitch ****.

Agreed, Steam is awsome!

Try turning your firewall/AV off. Try re-installing?

 

[j4s[p]]

Dunno what's wrong with your computers, Steam works fine on mine.

 

[Icewolf717]

Ya, same here. Steam works great for me...

 

[Absinthe]

Steam Is So Gay It's Gayer Than Pink I Swear It's More ******sexual Than A Marathon Of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy And Every Time I Use It I Can Feel My Anus Clench Just A Little Bit Tighter Out Of The Fear Of Having My Brown Love Canal De-virginized By A Software Program.

Actually, Steam Works Fine For Me.

 

[MarcoPollo]

F steam in the F those Fing F F FFFFF..... GEt an intranets connaction.

 

[15357]

F steam in the F those Fing F F FFFFF..... GEt an intranets connaction.

I thought yuo were dead.....

 

[Kare Bear]

I never had any problems with steam.I wish all my pc games used it.:bounce:

 

[15357]

I never had any problems with steam.I wish all my pc games used it.:bounce:

Why...... why........


Another poor soul lost.....

 

[Dog--]

It's working fine now, after an hour of it doing nothing.... God I HATE STEAM!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

It's working fine now, after an hour of it doing nothing.... God I HATE STEAM!

awww did you realise you left your modem unplugged?

 

[Anarkissed]

I'm actually also having trouble connecting to steam. It's worked pretty much every other time, except the last few days it's been doing this 'updating' thing. I know that I've messed around with my firewall's port settings...are there any ports that I need to open for steam to run?

 

[Cole]

Let it do it's update thing.
There have been some updates.

 

[TheSomeone]

Don't blame your shitty computer on steam, dumbass.

 

[Kyorisu]

When steam says checking for steam game updates and seems to hang, just let it run and eventually it will go away. This happens to me every update so quit whining you little baby.

 

[Beerdude26]

I'm actually also having trouble connecting to steam. It's worked pretty much every other time, except the last few days it's been doing this 'updating' thing. I know that I've messed around with my firewall's port settings...are there any ports that I need to open for steam to run?

Check it out here.

 

[Mystery Squid]

Steam ****ing rules, prick. Shut the **** up and piss off you god damn bitch ****.

psst...


Steam still sucks.

:naughty:

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Asknoone]

Steam works ok on this end.

 

[Pesmerga]

It's working fine now, after an hour of it doing nothing.... God I HATE STEAM!

Oh my golly gee george, Steam takes 20 seconds to load?>?!?!?!! OH MY GOLLY GEE GEORGE!!!

 

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