Stern vs HL2.net

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CptStern

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ok you young whipper snappers are always taking a swipe at dear ol' Stern about his age ..well here's your chance to prove once and for all you are better than yours truely

Stern:

Pros: wise, experienced, can outrun a senior citizen if need be, knows things about the 60's 70's handy to have for those Trivial Pursuit marathons

Cons: none that I can see


HL2.net young'ns:


Pros: will live longer than Stern ...unless the sun goes Super Nova as planned

Cons: 2 words: pre-mature ejaculation




k this is tongue and cheek, so no hits below the belt ..oh and feel free to put your name vs HL2.net
 
hl2.net pwns sterny :E

actually what would this place be without you, ya auld fogey :)
 
When you're using Viagra I'll still be able to get boners with ease :cool:
 
/me shakes fist at xlostx

Stern:

Pro: has life mapped out
Con: it isnt that long

HL2.net:

Pros: will live longer in an uncertain future where arena warriors will meet in battle to once and for all decide which is better Coke or Pepsi
Cons: Will have early onset of arthritis, glucoma and bent spine syndrome from a lifetime of gaming ...and will also be rendered sterile by the warm inviting irradiated glare of their monitors
 
Lol, I really don't know where we'd be without you.

Everyone needs someone like you, Ya no the misfit who still conects, while also having alot of knowledge.

You made the politics forum what it is.

Pros: Has Alot of Time to post
Cons: Has Alot of time to post.

Edit: This should be the other way round, But get a job!
 
admit it, it's true :p
But still, you give me a good laugh in the Polotics forum, so what the hell
Stern FTW! :cheers:
 
Cormeh said:
Just one question Stern - Have you ever uttered any of the following phrases:


If that ball comes into my garden again, I'll put a knife throught it!
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yes and no: I've modified it to read:

If that ball comes into my garden again, I'll put a knife throught you!


Cormeh said:
Son, when you've been on this planet as long as me...
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no, when you've been on this planet for as long as I have, you'd think you've heard every joke ...but no, never heard that one before ;)


Cormeh said:
80p for a single fare?! Dick Turpin wore a mask!
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pfft public transit is for the retired and teenagers who's parents are too sensible to buy them brand new cars ...besides I'm saving up for one these babies
 
stern
pros: cool dude

cons: 20 year old females no longer think your hot stuff

hah
 
Ennui vs. Halflife2.net

Ennui
Pros: Boundless charm and intelligence.
Cons: Absolutely none.

Halflife2.net
Pros: Some decent people <3
Cons: Is currently unescapably spiralling downwards in a rapid descent towards total destruction.
 
Ennui said:
Ennui vs. Halflife2.net

Ennui
Pros: Boundless charm and intelligence.
Cons: Absolutely none.

Halflife2.net
Pros: Some decent people <3
Cons: Is currently unescapably spiralling downwards in a rapid descent towards total destruction.
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Ennui vs. Halflife2.net

Pros: is named Ennui, is american
Cons: too good looking for his own good

HL2.net:

Pros: most members be young'ns so Ennui can walk amongst them freely

Cons: has Ennui as a member


;)
 
Stern:
Cons: Spends ridiculous amounts of time browsing Halflife2.net, where the average user age is nearly one half that of his own.
 
you know ..I didnt know that till I was already hooked ...so now I just lie to myself that you're all over 25 and think Stern is cool
 
Evo vs Halflife2.net

Evo
Pros Is part of the select group of active Welshies
Cons Is not part of the hierarchy

HL2.net
Pros Has Ennui, Stern and Badger among many other greats
Cons Not enough Welshies
 
stern..

pros: father of the politics forum and good guy.

cons: listens to every word the media put out a little too much ;) hehe

Evo said:
not enough Welshies
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QFT
 
stern:

pros wisdom

joims :
pros i still can map my life out the way i want it to go
 
Monkey vs HL2.net

Monkey
Pros: Nice teeth :E
Cons: Didn't join the revolution before it was too late :(

HL2.net
Pros: Love :D
Cons: Recoil
 
Stern:

Pros: knows such useful things as "How to render a person unconcious using a Bic lighter" and "to take out stubborn stains use corn starch and a little elbow grease"

Cons: knows useless things such as "How to render a person unconcious using a Bic lighter" and "to take out stubborn stains use corn starch and a little elbow grease"
 
hl2.net

pros: non saggy scrotal sack, bones not made of powder
 
Stern
Pros
Evo said:
All hail Stern!
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also is a legend among men
Cons Just too damn smart :dozey:

Ennui
Pros Looks like a secheh Hobbit :naughty:
Cons Is not actually a secheh Hobbit :(
 
gh0st said:
hl2.net

pros: non saggy scrotal sack, bones not made of powder
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you didnt seem to mind when it was slapping you in the chin :LOL:
 
Beerdude26 vs. HL2.net

Beerdude26
Pros : Fluent English, actually knows something about computers (unlike some newbies here)
Cons : No Anger Management

HL2.net
Pros : Senior members (well, most of them)
Cons : battlefrank, among others
 
CptStern said:
you didnt seem to mind when it was slapping you in the chin :LOL:
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no, as i recall that was your colostomy bag, and it was no where near my chin or my person. i know youre not as able to control your bowel movements as we are, but you need to live your sexual fantasies out on somebody else.
 
Cpt. Stern?

Cons: Has brought back The Arena. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
Stern Pros: Old enough to know better.
Canadian: Irritates americans just by existing

Sterns cons: Keeps dieing in games when his false teeth fall out and land on his spacebar, giving his poistion away.
Really irritating ability to find the one flaw in your arguments :)
 
Stern: Very good at being arguementative.

Cons: Has all his dissenting views logged in a file by the US government. His lifespan is shorter than he would expect, unless he can prove to a court of law that he is crazy!
 
Stern
Pros - Hmm... ...?
Cons - You're considered a pedophile if you touch up a 16 year old.

Me
Pros - You're not considered a pedophile if you touch up a 16 year old.
Cons - Regrets
 
I don't know what to put. :(

Stern

Pros- He owns
Cons- He doesn't give good head.

Me
Pros- EXTREME
Cons- NOT SO EXTREME
 
CptStern:
Pros: Awesome pwnage debater
Cons: Fighting for the wrong side :(

HL2.net:
Pros: Outnumbers Stern by 14,405+ to 1
Cons: 95% of these people suck. Alot.
 
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