Stern's Secret

[JNightshade]

'nuff said.

 

[OvA]

I'll bet he sh!ts bibles and korans

 

[Teta_Bonita]

oooooohhhh now thats some juicy gossip!

 

[JNightshade]

[sarcasm]This is a classy institution! We do not approve of betting, particularly on excrement![/sarcasm]

Although my money's on small change and hunks of lead.

 

[CyberPitz]

[sarcasm]This is a classy institution! We do not approve of betting, particularly on excrement![/sarcasm]

Although my money's on small change and hunks of lead.

Pfft, he takes the bronze, and shits out a coin that has ENOUGH bronze in it for $100!

Shit Stern, use my pot!

 

[Muffin Man]

why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated,
Cuz right now id do anything to just get my bowels evacuated (in the bathroom),
I sit and i wait and i strain and i sweat and i clench and i feel the pain,
should i take laxative or have my colon irrigated? noo noo nooooo

 

[JNightshade]

And my sword!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'll bet he sh!ts bibles and korans

Ahahaha

 

[DreadLord]

Shit Stern

 

[Danimal]

Wow... But what does that have to do with Stern? He ain't superman.

EDIT:

 

[Glirk Dient]

Abuse of FAP? Free Action Potion?

Oh Noes!

 

[Skaadi]

why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated,
Cuz right now id do anything to just get my bowels evacuated (in the bathroom),
I sit and i wait and i strain and i sweat and i clench and i feel the pain,
should i take laxative or have my colon irrigated? noo noo nooooo

gotta love Weird Al

 

[kaf11]

Cpt.Stern eats thunder and craps victory.

 

[Dalamari]

Is Stern the new Short Recoil?

 

[kirovman]

He is. The muscle bound hero, who takes 1 more steroid than Short recoil does.

<@Kirovman> lol

 

[JNightshade]

Captain Stern is so liberal, he became god, then ceased to exist, because he doesn't believe in any of that! Then he was reborn again as the being we currently know. He and short recoil are actually brothers in awesomeness.

 

[short recoil]

He is. The muscle bound hero, who takes 1 more steroid than Short recoil does.

<@Kirovman> lol

I don't take steroids you fool!
Steroids are for weak people.

 

[Top Secret]

I am Sterns secret.

 

[ríomhaire]

I am Sterns secret.

secret lover?

 

[Muffin Man]

gotta love Weird Al

q.f.t.

 

[Beerdude26]

I am Sterns secret.

Omg are you a Taco Nazi D:

 

[kaf11]

I don't take steroids you fool!
Steroids are for weak people.

Short Recoil does not take steroids. He just eats weak people for strength.

 

[Greatgat]

Short Recoil does not take steroids. He just eats weak people for strength.

The entire person!? Hardcore... Now that's why I fear Recoil.

 

[mortiz]

I heard he protects a small village from Bears and Dragons in return for a monthly sacrifice.

 

[Uriel]

So both Short Recoil and Chuck Norris eat asiab babies and children?

 

[OvA]

So both Short Recoil and Chuck Norris eat asiab babies and children?

short recoil eats ninjas. He captures them with his high-level wilderness survival skills, then puts their heads in his blender and makes ninja-brain smoothies. After this high-protein meal he always flosses to prevent ninjavitis.

 

[JNightshade]

And mortiz, his monthly sacrifice is actually a cat, dropped from a high object. He doesn't actually gain anything from this, it is purely for his amusement.

 

[OvA]

And mortiz, his monthly sacrifice is actually a cat, dropped from a high object. He doesn't actually gain anything from this, it is purely for his amusement.

A cat dropped from the Eiffel tower, which, moments before hitting the ground, he will slice in two with his 16" combat knife (he keeps it in a flap of skin under his leg). He will then post a poll on halflife2.net about wether or not the cat would have survived had he not sliced it in two.

 

[Muffin Man]

A cat dropped from the Eiffel tower, which, moments before hitting the ground, he will slice in two with his 16" combat knife (he keeps it in a flap of skin under his leg). He will then post a poll on halflife2.net about wether or not the cat would have survived had he not sliced it in two.

it would have (starts debate up again)

 

[Jintor]

Only if it was liberal.

And a ninja.

 

[CptStern]

possible responses to this thread:

response 1

response 2

 

[Hectic Glenn]

D:

Hello btw, bye.

 

[clarky003]

The entire person!? Hardcore... Now that's why I fear Recoil.

so a bit like mr slave in that paris hilton episode of south park D:

lol lemmy winks lives inside short recoil on the weekend's.

 

[Greatgat]

so a bit like mr slave in that paris hilton episode of south park D:

lol lemmy winks lives inside short recoil on the weekend's.

It's okay. The ghostly frog will help us along the path. All of us.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Captain Stern = American Dad.

 

[kirovman]

response 2

That's an impressive D:

 

[CptStern]

but ...wouldnt I be "Anti-American Dad" instead?

 

[JNightshade]

You are the Anti-American Dad, clothed in the flesh and skin of the (former) American Dad. You killed him simply by starting a poll about whether he'd like to die or not.

Heehee this is fun!