Stern's WTF thread of the day

[CptStern]

When Nicholas Grunke last week spotted a newspaper photo of Laura Tennessen, the Wisconsin man apparently became so smitten that he plotted a rendezvous with the 20-year-old woman. But the photo Grunke saw accompanied an August 27 obituary of Tennessen, who died in a motorcycle accident. Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse. Details of the trio's degenerate scheme are contained in a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Grant County Circuit Court. A copy of the document can be found here. In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. ........

WTF???

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html


warning: included in the link is the police report ..it aint pretty

 

[PvtRyan]

At least he bought condoms. Safe sex or no sex at all. Wouldn't want post-mortum pregnancy now would we?

 

[Ravioli]

Isnt that called a Necrophilo-something

 

[CptStern]

really? I thought it was called SICK MOFO SYNDROME

 

[Angry Lawyer]

So now we know Ikerous' real name.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Hazar]

So now we know Ikerous' real name.

-Angry Lawyer

:shh:


D:

 

[The Monkey]

In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery

ROFL, that's the best part. Those are some sick bastards.

 

[CptStern]

So now we know Ikerous' real name.

-Angry Lawyer

...and his girlfriend's too ...may she rest in peace (hopefully in a shallow grave ..so he can come back for sloppy seconds :O )

 

[Dekstar]

"Dead girls don't say no"

 

[Angry Lawyer]

"If they don't say no, then technically it's not rape, right?"

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Llama]

Lmao.

Sorry, but that's so sick it could be black comedy.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

barf!!

 

[tehsolace]

why the **** would you bother with condoms if youre going to do something like that...

 

[kirovman]

why the **** would you bother with condoms if youre going to do something like that...

Just in case someone got to her first.

 

[Gorgon]

so what the article saying, he had sex with a dead body ?

 

[Jangle]

so what the article saying, he had sex with a dead body ?

He tried to but got arrested.

 

[Reginald]

Necrophilia - "Crack open a cold one"

 

[Gorgon]

He tried to but got arrested.

he must be Suffering from lunacy

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Necrophilia - "Crack open a cold one"

Oh geez thats horrible/great.

 

[lePobz]

I blame videogames.

 

[Maxi]

I blame the US.

 

[kirovman]

Funny thing is, the Bush administration will probably use this story as an excuse to warn of the evils of contraception.

Does sex with the dead count as abstinence?

 

[CyberPitz]

Just because they are dead doesn't mean they don't have cooties.

 

[Raziaar]

There's more like 6-7 of Stern's WTF threads a day, TBH.

 

[Krynn72]

Its even more disturbing that he was going to have sex with her corpse after a MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT.

People who die on a motocycle have their bodies ripped to shreds and they are very discusting looking. Just google motorcycle accident if you wanna see what I mean.


EDIT: OH GOD, one of my co-workers just told me to do a Yahoo image search for "Truck vs motorcycle"...

Only do it if you have a strong heart. Its VERY VERY nausiating(sp?).

 

[Geogaddi]

I've got to stop reading these forums while I eat.

 

[kirovman]

Heh, try reading a surgeon's blog while you eat :E

 

[Krynn72]

I've got to stop reading these forums while I eat.

Lol, I just cooked a big ole slab of cow. I was eating it as I came to these forums, and when I read this thread...

it tasted even better.

 

[CptStern]

try working for a medical company and having to watch a 30 minute video on Transvaginal Sacrospinous Colpopexy surgery (had to watch it for editing purposes)


me: "ummm what am I looking at ..is that fungus?
co-worker: "I think that's the vaginal wall"

me/coworker: "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

 

[Geogaddi]

Lol, I just cooked a big ole slab of cow. I was eating it as I came to these forums, and when I read this thread...

it tasted even better.

Yeah, like I was saying this place is way to softcore. I'll stick to Ogrish while I eat from now on.

 

[kirovman]

Ewww, lovely.

 

[Que-Ever]

Necrophilia - "Crack open a cold one"

I love you.

I blame the US.

The US blames you, mother****er.

EDIT: OH GOD, one of my co-workers just told me to do a Yahoo image search for "Truck vs motorcycle"...

Only do it if you have a strong heart. Its VERY VERY nausiating(sp?).

Wait, nevermind, didn't realize I had safe search on... blech. All ripped open and everything :/