Stop Spousal Abuse

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice

I do not endorse woman beating at all, i regularly pretend i'm a repeat offender, to which i get laughed at and come off much worse. :)

edit: wow those adverts arent funny at all, they are horrible.
 
People who attack someone weaker than themselves to try and solve their own problesms need to be raped by a homosexual gorrilla on LSD.

At work the other day some guy was getting really offensive to his partner, ended up throwing something at her, i couldn't stand it and told him to get the **** out of my store (i used the excuse it was distrurbing other customers)
 
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People who attack someone weaker than themselves to try and solve their own problems need to be raped by a homosexual gorrilla on LSD.

At work the other day some guy was getting really offensive to his partner, ended up throwing something at her, i couldn't stand it and told him to get the **** out of my store (i used the excuse it was distrurbing other customers)
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Nice one.

If i was your wife and you accidently punched my car, and i went ape at you and threw all your health drinks down the sink and hit you with a chair, would you put me through a wall for good measure?

Oh and what kind of store do you work in?
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Nice one.

If i was your wife and you accidently punched my car, and i went ape at you and threw all your health drinks down the sink and hit you with a chair, would you put me through a wall for good measure?

Oh and what kind of store do you work in?
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I've never been an really aggressive, never attacked anyone really.
I don't think i could ever hit a wife or girlfriend, it would more be a case of being extremely sad. (i'd obviously protect myself from a chair)
If i had ALL of my health drinks washed down the sink that'd be £300 worth, lol.
Some people see me as a mean bastard but really i'm a big softie sometiems.

I'm a duty manager at a supermarket btw.
 
you ****ing bitch!

SMACK

hahahahahhahahah

actually thats terrible.
 
Lol those are great (good thing they're fake tho)..and also a bit disturbing.
 
ROFL AHAHAHAHA omg dude, when i get my video Ipod im gonna put those on it...

"She spilled my coffee....."
"Im sorry sir"
"YOU ****IN BITCH!"
*SMACK*
 
Those are almost as hilarious as the anti-landmine ad.
 
I actually didn't find them funny at all, which is odd, as I have a particularly twisted and sardonic sense of humor. But yeah, wife beaters are disgusting. The people, that is. "Wife beater" style shirts are the shit.
 
Stella artois is the cause of wife beating.
....or so you'd think from pub talk.
 
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Stella artois is the cause of wife beating.
....or so you'd think from pub talk.
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I thought it was insubordinate wives.

BTW found the landmine video. I think. It's not loading for me but this comp is ****ed up any way. The music was added, but I still laughed.
http://putfile.com/media.php?n=heh
 
Rofl@ landmine video


but....son of a bitch...i cant get the other videos to work now :( i wanted to save em :(
 
"I thought it was insubordinate wives"
That's like saying sexy preteens are the cause of pedophilia.


And hahaha that anti-landmine video was hilarious... although I can imagine it being very serious without the music.
 
JNightshade said:
"I thought it was insubordinate wives"
That's like saying sexy preteens are the cause of pedophilia.
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...yeah?
 
actually this guy brought a FAQ about animal penises to school (yeah a big WTF i know) and gorillas are tiny, now a rhino may work....
seriously though, if you beat up somebody beacause they are weaker then you because you are stressed out, you should be crucified roman style, seriously.... oh and serious lol at the landmine one, that was great. YEAH WE SCORE *KABLAAM*

EDIT- yeah a bit tastless but the random explosion that made no sense whatsoever with the music was kind of funny, would have been funnier if they just cut out to the music and the UN message after the explosion instead of the chaos/limping/dead girls
 
Absinthe said:
Those are almost as hilarious as the anti-landmine ad.
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Yeah I remember when someone first posted it.. We made good fun of it.
 
Damnit why the hell wont the 2 wife beating commercial things work now...i never even got a chance to save em :( :(
 
It was so awesome when he scalded that chick's nips with the hot coffee and pwnd her.
 
Some other friends of mine are having the same problem with the site not working now :( Can someone save these and put them on a file sharing site please?
 
You know, I'd really love to, but... I have to get a haircut. For the next three months.
 
I found the coffee one funny, but not the land mine one.

:| ........ :(
 
Those commercials are the funniest shit. "YOU STUPID BITCH! *SMACK*"

And the sluts just bounce around like ragdolls. There should be a spouse beating mod for HL.
 
Loc-Dog said:
Those commercials are the funniest shit. "YOU STUPID BITCH! *SMACK*"

And the sluts just bounce around like ragdolls. There should be a spouse beating mod for HL.
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rofl definitely. :laugh:

You're one of several wives, and you have to make an escape from the kitchen each round. But the man of the house has all the big guns, and you have to get by him! Being a woman, of course, you'd only be able to weakly use kitchen knives, and you'd have to run at a slower rate. The maps would need lots of escape hatches and vents or whatever because the wives couldn't take on the man. Oh yeah and if the man beats you instead of shooting you, you have to stay in the kitchen the entire next round.
 
i would also never even think of hitting my wife, i mean, damn, it's so wrong...
 
Hahahaha that landmine one was so hilarious with the music :laugh:
Without it, I'd be pretty touched :|

But man :D
 
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