Strange woman!

[Smoke]

Theres a mortgage advice womans in my house! D: Shes sat across the room from me RIGHT NOW discussing the future of my home... doesnt look too good folks

She also harrasses my kittehs.

D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

What heavy, blunt instruments do you keep around your home?
No-one would ever know if you bumped her off. It'd be quieter, easier and cleaner than letting her continue. What's there to lose?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Shouldn't you be convincing her otherwise from stealing your property rather than talking to us.

"Hang on a second Miss Jones, i'm just going to alert the internet that i worried about this conversation"

...?

 

[CyberPitz]

Shouldn't you be convincing her otherwise from stealing your property rather than talking to us.

"Hang on a second Miss Jones, i'm just going to alert the internet that i worried about this conversation"

...?

Or tell her you're calling the cops for trespassing and call it good.

 

[Mutley]

Throw the kittehs at her!!!1

 

[Smoke]

Throw the kittehs at her!!!1

This seems to be the wisest course of action.

 

[Que-Ever]

goat-se her. what's the point of siting at a computer right now if you don't use it?

 

[Smoke]

To answer sulkdodds, I could always shunt her with my big gas canister

 

[Yuri]

Start looking at weird porn.

Porn involving bound mortgage women who don't like cats taking it in the butt.

 

[Vegeta897]

Rofl, you were literally writing this post as she was talking?

Yeah, do what Erestheux said, start looking at pron, hahahaha.

 

[kirovman]

Coincidentally, I had to speak to a mortgage advisor on the phone today.

 

[xombine]

Bend her over the table.

 

[Nat Turner]

I would just strip naked right in front of her, but that's me.

 

[OvA]

Take her advice!

 

[evil^milk]

dress up as a '90s drag queen

 

[Insano]

Just sechs her for free?