Street Sweeper Stories

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This stuff is awesome....here is one excerpt:

Well, remember how I mentioned sucking up the leaves? Yeah, somehow an ember got into the
hopper and set everything off. Heat and pressure built up in the metal hopper and started
bowing out the sides, making a sickening metal popping noise.

I just looked at Bryce and said, "Watch this."

As if on cue, WHUMP! The rear door of the hopper blows open and skitters across the parking
lot. Thick tongues of flame lick out of the back. Leaves and flaming garbage are all a
truck in the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled.

Bryce looks over at me and just says

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R I G H T E O U S !
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937
 
Lol I can totally relate to him with my Jiffy Lube job. I had similar instances without trucks or fire. I did think a hooker was hitting on me though. This girl must have been in her early twenties and was uncomfortably friendly to me. Usually girls hate me before I open my mouth and I have no idea why. She had 2 old, fat woamn in the back too like other older hookers that stick together. When you're a kid, you get really crappy jobs. These jobs can get deadly when your in the rough parts. You will also leave the job with memories and experiences you will never have to deal with ever again. :p *ARHHH the Home Depot story ewwwwwww!
 
Holy shit. I only go to the DUI a go-go one and my chest hurts from laughing so much.
 
Every one of these stories is epic...this should totally be made into a movie, lol!
 
Wow, holy shit. That was truely epic. I was expecting comedy, but got some tragedy on the side. Its truely an amazing story. Im going to have to save the pdf for the future.
 
The use of smilies is just perfectly awesome...its like reading a script!
 
Stories are filled to the brim with win. We need to preserve them for future generations!
 
Holy shit, after reading the whole thing I must say that turned out to be way more than I expected, and I was expecting a lot in the first place (I love stories like these)

I can totally see it being a movie. ****ing amazing story.

If anyone here looked in this thread and wondered if it was worth reading or not, ****ING READ IT. All of it.
 
Finally finished reading it all . . . . damn, that was quite a read. A lot of reading, but it's definitely worth it.

P.S. My eyes hurt.
 
Just read all of it. I want to make a film of it. Right now.
 
I have been reading over these the past few days and these are absolutely brilliant. This guy should write a book.
 
Beerdude26 said:
Just read all of it. I want to make a film of it. Right now.
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I hope someone does. I just spent an hour reading it and it's now 5:15am here...it was brilliant. It would be so easy to turn it into a film too; they should do it just for the master of puppets/centurion scene.
 
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